Ask a Black Man.....

[vpchill]

Do you like the cosby show?

Is Micheal Jackson black?

What are your thoughts on Oprah?

I used to love the cosby show.

He had his Black card revoked

Smart business woman. Should mean more to black people than obama. I feel she showed that you can achieve anything.
- Not sure why White housewives love her so much
-jmo

[BuffedGuy]

I used to love the cosby show.

He had his Black card revoked

Why do you say that?

[vpchill]

Why cant you spell?

Is it because youre black?
I mispell words on purpose becuz its funny to me.

I never refer to blacks as african americans, cause in my country, they are not Americans, but simply Brasileiro, does this mean im racist?
It means your normal

Why is it that this country puts so much emphasis on race? Brasil is just as big a melting pot, and we do not have these issues. What is the reasoning behind this?

Ignorance

If you get reperations will you buy us all a hgh cycle?
Nah, Just Test
Since your only half black does that mean you will only get half as much?
Half of nothing is still nothing

Is there a black man remedy for explosive diarhea? This is killing me today!
gingerale


Btw I always hook up friends with good deals on cars! I gotta do some good deeds.

We will talk soon

Why is half of the advertising on the local rap station done by title loans, payday loans, no credit overpriced computer company's, and other predatory lenders?
They pay well for promotion

Do the people that run this station not know how these company's negatively affect the poor working class?
Its well known

Why do friday night rap station dejays constantly remind the listeners to be strong black people, and not to do bad things?
Hidden messgs. Theres more than you know

Do black people need to be reminded to be good?
No

Who do you think is/ was a better influence on the working class, Paul Harvey or Steve Harvey?

Tickle me elmo. Every christmas!!! damnit

Why are there not more black serial killers?
Id have to research, but I heard somewhere that the most prolific serial killer ever was black. He was downplayed because they didnt believe his body count

Do black people have a problem with killing hookers after sex?
No, I have two in the trunk now. Thanx for reminding me

Do black people like midget porn as much as I do?
Love it. I starred in one. Wizzard of Jizz

Do you know who Bridget the Midget is?

Dont recall

I have a leg cramp, who would I see to get a bananna?Your local gorilla

Will a bananna stop me from feeling empty inside?
Good fart will clear that up

Why is my wife yelling at me right now?
Because she wants to use the computer

Is murder the case that they gave me?

Yes, you are the caucasion snoop

Do you know Michael Vick?
Dont we all

Do you know where Snoop Dog lives?
Long Beach

What do those two have in common with me?
Your a Falcons fan and You like 64's

Can I have your autograph?
$59.95

What is Raw Dog?
Its Raw Dawg.. No Condom

Is it ok to give beer to homeless people?
Sure, Sit and listen. Much wisdom they do have. (Yoda)

I have someone that owes me money. Should I F him up for not paying me, or should I wait untill he pays me and then F him up?

Break a Pinky. He doesnt pay, fook his wife. He doesnt pay, Rape his dog.

Why do you say that?

Dont think you read the whole thing. It said Michael Jackson lost his black card.


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