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    just blame her, tell her she sucks at life, and cant do anything good. then shell go home and ponder (10 dollar word) about how horrible her BJ's are. then itll be alot better next time.

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    On a serious note, I have never came when a girl has given me a blowjob maybe I had a string of girls who suck at giving blowjobs but generally I can last a long time.

    For example, when I have had to use my hand it has take me in some cases 1 hour or 90 minutes to get off.

    And this issue has been happening ever since I started Pro-hormones and moved on to steroids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    On a serious note, I have never came when a girl has given me a blowjob maybe I had a string of girls who suck at giving blowjobs but generally I can last a long time.

    For example, when I have had to use my hand it has take me in some cases 1 hour or 90 minutes to get off.

    And this issue has been happening ever since I started Pro-hormones and moved on to steroids.
    60 to 90 minutes? Damn dude, do you use that for your cardio or what? Try it first thing in the AM in a fasted state and let us know what the results are

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    Quote Originally Posted by gettingBIGGERfast View Post
    60 to 90 minutes? Damn dude, do you use that for your cardio or what? Try it first thing in the AM in a fasted state and let us know what the results are
    Well as a kid going through puberty I was extremely horny, even to this day sometimes I have to masturbate six times a day especially when on cycle to relieve myself.

    So after a while my dick just became accustomed to the stimulus so it took more to get me off. You know?

    I did actually do it this morning started at 10 in the morning and finally came at around 11:15. It's werid because it doesn't "feel" like it took that long.

    My average time would be 30-45 minutes, but soemtimes I go over an hour.

    So you can imagine how long I last with girls, just because when I do it by myself I am hitting all the right spots and it STILL TAKES ME AN HOUR, so you can imagine if a girl who isn't on top of their game how long it will take. Sometimes I have just gotten tired and said "**** it" and just made them orgasm a couple times then I went to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Well as a kid going through puberty I was extremely horny, even to this day sometimes I have to masturbate six times a day especially when on cycle to relieve myself.

    So after a while my dick just became accustomed to the stimulus so it took more to get me off. You know?

    I did actually do it this morning started at 10 in the morning and finally came at around 11:15. It's werid because it doesn't "feel" like it took that long.

    My average time would be 30-45 minutes, but soemtimes I go over an hour.

    So you can imagine how long I last with girls, just because when I do it by myself I am hitting all the right spots and it STILL TAKES ME AN HOUR, so you can imagine if a girl who isn't on top of their game how long it will take. Sometimes I have just gotten tired and said "**** it" and just made them orgasm a couple times then I went to bed.

    You must be looking at shitty porn, good hardcore porn makes me cum quick

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    Quote Originally Posted by RANA View Post
    You must be looking at shitty porn, good hardcore porn makes me cum quick
    Nope, I mean with really good porn I can lower the time frame to around 20-30 minutes.

    Its just my dick is use to the stimulus, I mean try it out. Masturbate 5-6 times a day I can guarntee you will last longer, I mean by the 6th time you probably wont even been able to orgasm because your dick is worn out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Well as a kid going through puberty I was extremely horny, even to this day sometimes I have to masturbate six times a day especially when on cycle to relieve myself.

    So after a while my dick just became accustomed to the stimulus so it took more to get me off. You know?

    I did actually do it this morning started at 10 in the morning and finally came at around 11:15. It's werid because it doesn't "feel" like it took that long.

    My average time would be 30-45 minutes, but soemtimes I go over an hour.

    So you can imagine how long I last with girls, just because when I do it by myself I am hitting all the right spots and it STILL TAKES ME AN HOUR, so you can imagine if a girl who isn't on top of their game how long it will take. Sometimes I have just gotten tired and said "**** it" and just made them orgasm a couple times then I went to bed.

    do you switch hands of do you have one massive forearm and the other lacking

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    Quote Originally Posted by gettingBIGGERfast View Post
    So just to get this straight, you masturbate 5-6 times a day each time for 30-45 minutes...... so basically you spend 3 hours every day masturbating.

    That's like 1/5 of you waking life with you dick in your hand.....
    That sounds prettty accurate around 3-4 hours a day masturbating yeah...it sounds pathetic, but thats if I dont got a girl or something (especially now since I am at home with the folks for the summer cuz i didnt take summer classes at my university) then I have to get relief some way my friend.

    But trust me my friend it is worth it, being able to bang a girl for an hour without worrying about coming is a great thing, especially for her. She thinks you are some stallion in the bed and you get an nice ego boost.

    Quote Originally Posted by busaboy27 View Post
    do you switch hands of do you have one massive forearm and the other lacking
    No I don't switch hands and my forearms are both pretty big just from lifting, my right one is naturally going to be a LITTLE bit bigger since I use the forearm muscles in my daily life more

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    in fact theres so much spunk she will be able to get pregnant from swallowing it eh? hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatrainrest View Post
    just blame her, tell her she sucks at life, and cant do anything good. then shell go home and ponder (10 dollar word) about how horrible her BJ's are. then itll be alot better next time.
    Please dont tell me "ponder" is your 10 dollar word because if it is, you spent $9.99 too much on it....You could have used brood over or ruminate.

    Tell her you J/O earlier that is why your load is low

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    Quote Originally Posted by RANA View Post
    Please dont tell me "ponder" is your 10 dollar word because if it is, you spent $9.99 too much on it....
    i didn't want to say it, but i'm glad someone did!

    muse, cogitate, or even contemplate...

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