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  1. 06-09-2009, 06:09 PM #721
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Now peachy play nice. Where Im from if you say that to a man you either have a gun, run or you can fight.
    D) all of the above
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    Quote Originally Posted by ni4ni View Post
    VP, im crying. dont say that

    Hey you never know.. lol
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    Should I get married by a hank williams or elvis impersonater?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    ^^ I agree cuz Hilter probably wudda targeted us... Go figure.
    Probably because Hitler got all butt hurt when Jesse Owens schooled all his white athletes at the 1936 Olympics shooting down that whole racial superiority theory… I wonder if Hitler muttered the “N” word as his athletes were getting beat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    Should I get married by a hank williams or elvis impersonater?

    Why not Johnny Cash or Billy Ray Cyrus? Kenny Rogers ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Guy View Post
    Probably because Hitler got all butt hurt when Jesse Owens schooled all his white athletes at the 1936 Olympics shooting down that whole racial superiority theory… I wonder if Hitler muttered the “N” word as his athletes were getting beat?

    Oh Im sure Hitler had many Kind words for Jesse Owens and Joe Louis.. Im sure he sent them Birthday cards too... lol
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    What is your favorite joke about whitey?
    Why is it every time your driving down the highway and there is a slow driver in the passing lane it is always a black woman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Why not Johnny Cash or Billy Ray Cyrus? Kenny Rogers ?
    We are no longer friends...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBuryyou View Post
    What is your favorite joke about whitey?
    Why is it every time your driving down the highway and there is a slow driver in the passing lane it is always a black woman?

    I like all whitey jokes. I like racial jokes period. It is always good to laugh at yourself.

    Where Im at there usually Chinese women. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    We are no longer friends...

    LMAOOO. you dont like Billy Ray?? Ok Cancel him. I need all my hillibilly friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    LMAOOO. you dont like Billy Ray?? Ok Cancel him. I need all my hillibilly friends.
    forgiven, I actually think we are going with the hank williams impersonater. We just had our first premartial counsling session.
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    Cool MN. Ill come as the Sammy Davis Jr Impersonator. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Cool MN. Ill come as the Sammy Davis Jr Impersonator. lol
    Nope your carl weathers. You have to find a person to play everyone from predator if your gonna do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    Nope your carl weathers. You have to find a person to play everyone from predator if your gonna do it.

    Lmaoo. Thats easy I can get a bunch of charfacters right off this board.. Just gotta find my arnold look alike..
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    Power to our people VP

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    Thanx DSM..

    Power to ALL people as well!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Thanx DSM..

    Power to ALL people as well!!
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    What does it mean when black people say cocky?

    I've been called cocky twice now, but it didn't sound like an insult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT View Post
    What does it mean when black people say cocky?

    I've been called cocky twice now, but it didn't sound like an insult.

    Not sure if thats a Black word, but it means Arrogant or over confident (or as I like to say VPish)

    Its not bad, unless a woman is throwing a drink in your face..
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    can a black person get a sunburn? probaly already covered but I just want 2 know
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    can black people get educations?
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    why can't blacks swim well
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    why do blacks have such big lips?
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    agree or disagree: sanford and son was one of the best tv shows of all time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT View Post
    What does it mean when black people say cocky?
    If a gay man says the same thing does it change the meaning ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptAmericaX View Post
    can a black person get a sunburn? probaly already covered but I just want 2 know
    Hell yes, The sun aint Racist!

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    can black people get educations?
    No, Its against the law


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    why can't blacks swim well

    We were brought here on a Ship. They never really gave us a chance.


    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
    why do blacks have such big lips?

    They dont its just from old fashion grandmas poppin us in the lip too often.

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    Is brown ninja a black man?
    Hes a Brown Ninja

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    agree or disagree: sanford and son was one of the best tv shows of all time.
    I agree. I love Red Foxx. I used to sneak and listen to his comedy albums, I kept them when my father passed. He is one of the greats.
    Not sure if you could find a black household in the late 70's or early 80's that didnt tune in to Sanford & son or Goodtimes
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    If a gay man says the same thing does it change the meaning ?

    Im not 100% sure but it would probably be more like.. Cock Me!!

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Lmaoo. Thats easy I can get a bunch of charfacters right off this board.. Just gotta find my arnold look alike..
    I will voluntere..... only exception is my face is prettier than his.....

    ~Haz~
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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    agree or disagree: sanford and son was one of the best tv shows of all time.
    F*CKIN AGREE!

    I used to hate it when i was 10..... my father and grandfather ALWAYS had that on TV...... i grew to love it LOL

    Redd Foxx's stand up was hilarious too!

    ~Haz~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I will voluntere..... only exception is my face is prettier than his.....

    ~Haz~

    Your Gorgeous Haz.. lol
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    Here is one! Everytime I hear a black person say the word "ASK" it comes out "AXED" WHy the hell is that? Not sure why but that really bothers me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ninesecz View Post
    Here is one! Everytime I hear a black person say the word "ASK" it comes out "AXED" WHy the hell is that? Not sure why but that really bothers me!!

    We dont Like K. Hence kkk ? lol
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    Serious question

    What are steps you think the black community as a whole should take to improve the lives of black people.

    Stronger role models?
    Stop blaming every one else?
    More focus on higher education such as some other minority races i.e asain(you know there f*ckin smart)?
    Other things?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    Serious question

    What are steps you think the black community as a whole should take to improve the lives of black people.

    Stronger role models?
    Stop blaming every one else?
    More focus on higher education such as some other minority races i.e asain(you know there f*ckin smart)?
    Other things?

    Thats easy, Support. We tend to not support each other. If we came together and gave full support of one another, there would be nothing we could not accomplish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Thats easy, Support. We tend to not support each other. If we came together and gave full support of one another, there would be nothing we could not accomplish.
    I hope it didnt sound ignorant was an honest question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    I hope it didnt sound ignorant was an honest question.
    Not at all Bro. Its a great question with the simplest answer. No one realizes how to show support for one another. Everyones always trying to pull people down.
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    Bumpy Johnson!!
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