dukkits international house o whores

[Ernst]

No it runs off lard you Americans have enough of it in your asses...lol

Touché.

[vpchill]

Benny hill was the best thing to ever come out of europe!!! That and French Fries

[Reed]

i like that vp! nice

[vpchill]

This thread reminds me of that one time at band camp..............

[Matt]

i could do with the shuttle going and making me a nice cup of tea

[vpchill]

Dukkit Im shuttling out to Philly Friday afternoon. Need to hit the gym and see wut your made of.

[Matt]

this thread reminds me of a boil i once had on my ass

[Ernst]

Dukkit Im shuttling out to Philly Friday afternoon. Need to hit the gym and see wut your made of.

Mostly splooge and snails and puppy dog tails.

[vpchill]

You know what really grinds my gears? When you have great sex at night and then the chic wants to go through your phone and gets all emotional.

damnit woman!!! I just gave you 4min of back breaking sex. Why you wanna get emotional?

[vpchill]

This thread is like getting a blow job from a shark

[peachfuzz]

What is all that ruckus?

[vpchill]

This thread is like being trapped in the closet with R. Kelly after he had 2 Viagra and a gallon of water!!

Not Pretty.

[sigman roid]

Sigman you are so showing your NON sexy side

Never,you know i only be playing

[Ernst]

You know what really grinds my gears? When you have great sex at night and then the chic wants to go through your phone and gets all emotional.

damnit woman!!! I just gave you 4min of back breaking sex. Why you wanna get emotional?

Back breaking sex? Was she on top?

[vpchill]

Peachy Fuzz in this Byotch!!

[ghettoboyd]

this thread is alowing me to soil my post whore oats.

[vpchill]

Oh Thats Fat Ersnet!!!!

[Ernst]

This thread is like getting a blow job from a shark

I had a chick go down on me once while I was wasted on ******. I couldn't really feel anything, so I kept telling her "more teeth."

The next week was quite unpleasant.

[vpchill]

this thread is alowing me to soil my post whore oats.

Your Banned for bringing fleas into this homo thread!!

[ghettoboyd]

if i had a dollar for everytime u banned me........lol

[vpchill]

Siggy Siggy Siggy Cant you see

[vpchill]

if i had a dollar for everytime u banned me........lol

You would be Mansioninthehillsboyd

lol

[vpchill]

No sex in the champagne room !!

[vpchill]

If a woman has a tongue ring, she will probably suck yo.............

If a man has a tongue ring, he will probably suck yo...................

[sigman roid]

Siggy Siggy Siggy Cant you see

Im here vp im just eating this big ass cookie its the size of a plate...lol

[vpchill]

So My gf mom come over and go, why do you guys have so much chicken and tuna in here? And why so much spinach, brocoli and sweet potatoes... Lord you need to have a big dinner and invite people over..


I said maaam, If someone touches my food I swear I will kill and eat the lean meat off of all involved.

Was I harsh? I thought it was funny. Guess I shouldnt have been mad when I said it huh?
my gf still pissed.. Oh well, make my chicken hoe!!!

[peachfuzz]

[ghettoboyd]

You would be Mansioninthehillsboyd

lol

its tru what they say. you can take the boyd out of the ghetto,but you can never take the ghetto out of the boyd.

[vpchill]

Dont start no ish wont be no ish !!!

sobs cut my cable off. I never got a bill and these mofos cut me off when I call to ask how much is the bill.. Im 3 months behind.. fools, time to order satelite

[vpchill]

This thread gives me a place to vent. Guess no one found the R kelly thing funny. Too bad, I did.

[ghettoboyd]

So My gf mom come over and go, why do you guys have so much chicken and tuna in here? And why so much spinach, brocoli and sweet potatoes... Lord you need to have a big dinner and invite people over..


I said maaam, If someone touches my food I swear I will kill and eat the lean meat off of all involved.

Was I harsh? I thought it was funny. Guess I shouldnt have been mad when I said it huh?
my gf still pissed.. Oh well, make my chicken hoe!!!

if shes anything like my inlaws then she was hinting that thay want you to make dinner and invite her over.your response was purfect cus it slamed that door shut quick. nice work

[vpchill]

Im like GOD to most and jesus to others... My greatness cannot be measured in weight yet you too light to understand..

Knowledge is key.

[ghettoboyd]

i need to quit stalling and go do my cardio......

[vpchill]

if shes anything like my inlaws then she was hinting that thay want you to make dinner and invite her over.your response was purfect cus it slamed that door shut quick. nice work

Thanx boyd, No more bannings (for today at least)

I buy wholesale so theres my kitchen stays packed. I dont mind people over but I just had a Big dinner 3 weeks ago. Steak, chicken and the works.. I need my food for me.

[Matt]

Juice Authority got suspended, about time...

[vpchill]

Oh, BTW... Cardio

Note to self, Do not ride a mt bike over 25 miles with a fat suit on... I almost died saturday... Boy that was an experience.

[vpchill]

Why did he get suspended? Why are you so happy? Can I have some tea Matt ?

[vpchill]

Why am I the only one posting?

[vpchill]

Why ask why

[vpchill]

Why huh>?