How I can I be QUICKER in bed?

[Mooseman33]

I did have your girl and she was a problem, seriously I had blow up dolls move better than her, she just laid there and said "This is how moose likes it" and I was like "Really? Wtf this gets boring" and she replied "yeah he doesn't last long" and I was like "What a poor excuse for a man".

I think this all comes down to the fact that I am Persian and naturally we motherfvckers last long in bed, take Jamy for example, he made the same thread except his girl was complaining that he took to long.

So we naturally last long and I have been wacking it like 4 times a day since I was 14 so I built up a good amount of tolerance. Than you add an SSRI like Zoloft and suddenly I turn into the Hercules of


Work at a Morgue or Corner's office

the persian thing again....do u wear a shirt tht says"proud to be persian"....
the problem u are having is u are trying with the wrong sex...u are gay bro, time to face it..all the tough guy shit is a mask....my girl would **** ur lights out, she is a hardcore white chick with dreads, u frat boys would not understand....

[Hunter]

Listen just because you fat ass country hicks cannot get a girl for your life and have to envy us day in and day out and make up excuses on how we drown ourselves in GRADE A Pu$$y and you get the farmer's leftovers doesn't mean you gotta hate so blatantly.

I took a athletic(wrestling) scholorship to college. I didnt have to join a club to get layed. Esp a club full of metro's with popped collars. I didnt have to join a club becouse I was insecure with myself and pray that girls like me cause I joined an all BOYS club.

[Immortal Soldier]

the persian thing again....do u wear a shirt tht says"proud to be persian"....
the problem u are having is u are trying with the wrong sex...u are gay bro, time to face it..all the tough guy shit is a mask....my girl would **** ur lights out, she is a hardcore white chick with dreads, u frat boys would not understand....

Careful moose you are getting close to me having to declare e-war on each other. It wouldn't be pretty and I would tear you to shreds.

And I am sorry that I last longer than your pathetic 10 minutes, maybe you are the gay one with the girlfriend who looks like a white Jamaican man. When was the last time her hair got a good wash? LOL

[Phate]

Careful moose you are getting close to me having to declare e-war on each other. It wouldn't be pretty and I would tear you to shreds.

And I am sorry that I last longer than your pathetic 10 minutes, maybe you are the gay one with the girlfriend who looks like a white Jamaican man. When was the last time her hair got a good wash? LOL

i tried to answer as best i could but i think my post got moved to the first page for some reason

[Mooseman33]

Careful moose you are getting close to me having to declare e-war on each other. It wouldn't be pretty and I would tear you to shreds.

And I am sorry that I last longer than your pathetic 10 minutes, maybe you are the gay one with the girlfriend who looks like a white Jamaican man. When was the last time her hair got a good wash? LOL

u kill me bro, honestly, u are my favorite poster bro....always have me laughing..
my girl washes her hair every week, and it stays wet for 2 days...she has been growing them for years..u should be familiar with not washing hair daily, i think i have read a thread or 2 about ur scalp issues....

now stop whacking off bro, allow that shit to build up so when u finally do have the girl in the right position, for u it will be lying on the bed passed out from the ghb ur frat brothers slipped her, u will be able to shoot in a quick amount of time.....
no whacking for couple days maniac.....

[Immortal Soldier]

i tried to answer as best i could but i think my post got moved to the first page for some reason

Thanks Phate, so do I take the Sudafed before sex? 1 hour sound good?

Also is it common for my orgasms to feel better while on this stuff? Since I have been on my orgasms feel more better for some reason. I assume its because of the over-simulation.

u kill me bro, honestly, u are my favorite poster bro....always have me laughing..
my girl washes her hair every week, and it stays wet for 2 days...she has been growing them for years..u should be familiar with not washing hair daily, i think i have read a thread or 2 about ur scalp issues....

now stop whacking off bro, allow that shit to build up so when u finally do have the girl in the right position, for u it will be lying on the bed passed out from the ghb ur frat brothers slipped her, u will be able to shoot in a quick amount of time.....
no whacking for couple days maniac.....

Thank you for the kind comments, but tone them down Moose you are starting to act like my e-groupie.

Touche about the scalp comment

Yeah I am not wacking it anymore, its like a workout now with this shit and I haven't even bumped up to full dosage.

[Immortal Soldier]

I took a athletic(wrestling) scholorship to college. I didnt have to join a club to get layed. Esp a club full of metro's with popped collars. I didnt have to join a club becouse I was insecure with myself and pray that girls like me cause I joined an all BOYS club.

LOL

You only live once man, thought I would do join a Fraternity and enjoy the full experience. And its awesome when you get to be with the all these sortiories, you really wouldn't meet half the amount of girls if you were a loner. It's got its benefits and negatives.

[Phate]

Thanks Phate, so do I take the Sudafed before sex? 1 hour sound good?

Also is it common for my orgasms to feel better while on this stuff? Since I have been on my orgasms feel more better for some reason. I assume its because of the over-simulation.

yeah, it's because you're "peaking", meaning that you are getting stimulated for a long time, which results in a larger volume of semen produced and more stimulation of nerves before cumming

30-60 minutes before is fine

[Hunter]

LOL

You only live once man, thought I would do join a Fraternity and enjoy the full experience.

Just busting your balls I have a couple friends in frats and they seem to really enjoy it. At times seems a little cultish but hey to each there own.

[Mooseman33]

Thanks Phate, so do I take the Sudafed before sex? 1 hour sound good?

Also is it common for my orgasms to feel better while on this stuff? Since I have been on my orgasms feel more better for some reason. I assume its because of the over-simulation.



Thank you for the kind comments, but tone them down Moose you are starting to act like my e-groupie.

Touche about the scalp comment

Yeah I am not wacking it anymore, its like a workout now with this shit and I haven't even bumped up to full dosage.

groupie....dont flatter urself bro....ur just ass end crazy....
not touchie about scalp issues, just wish she would cut them fvkin things...enough is enough already......guess i am touchy about her dreads....

either way, listen to phate, he is smarter then me.....

[playboii]

this would make you faster in bed

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DSM4Life]

Can't we all just get alone, get drunk together and do things we wouldn't normally do ?

[mho]

Something that stimulates the central would be common sense. Phate recommended sudafed with psuedoephedrine.

Just speaking from personal experience, stimulants increase stamina drastically. I don't know the science behind it, but with enough ephedrine I can go for hours upon hours without dropping a load.

[MuscleScience]

I dont know what everyone else said but if you just think about my sweet round ass that should speed things up a bit.....LOL

[Immortal Soldier]

Seriously DSM has made all you guys homosexuals, what kind of comment is that MuscleScience? LOL

[MuscleScience]

Seriously DSM has made all you guys homosexuals, what kind of comment is that MuscleScience? LOL

How does that make me gay???

My girlfriend told me thats what works for her, I was just trying to be helpful as always.....

[Panzerfaust]

I know right, seems crazy almost unreal a man would want to be quicker in bed, but hear me out.

Well naturally I last a long time (45mins and gone up to 90 minutes). And even though that was pretty long for me, I was comfortable with it.

Now however, I have recently started taking medication (Zoloft) for my OCD/anxiety disorder that I have and I have only been on it for several days (at half the dosage 50mg) and it is IMPOSSIBLE to come, seriously for shits and giggles I decided to test it out with my good long time girl Palmela Handerson, and dude I almost started a fire off my dick I was going so fast. NOTHING. Took over an hour plus 30+ videos to finally find the one that helped "push me over the edge"

Now I can only imagine its going to get worse since in a couple days I am going to have to bump up to my full dosage of 100mg a day.

I think I remember Phate talking about something you can take that will help "off-set" this.

For real I don't want to have 2 hour sex sessions and if I cant fix this before my cycle starts there is a possibility I will rip my dick off during cycle.

Think of DSM or one of his cronies.

Can't we all just get alone, get drunk together and do things we wouldn't normally do ?

That is the exact sentence you should use at work to come out.

[Immortal Soldier]

It's been hard going from wacking it 3-4 times a day to zero

It's like I know if I touch it will be a workout to reach SUCCESS and I just dont feel like wasting 60+ minutes of my life

[Free Will]

just pretend its my mum ...shes HOTT and she swallows

[dosXX]

I've read that an antidepressant's side effects include retarded ejaculation (an inability to reach orgasm). You did mention that you're taking Zoloft right?

[Swifto]

I think estrogen plays a key role.

When its suppressed, I seem to go for longer.

Take Epistane for example.

[thegodfather]

now stop whacking off bro, allow that shit to build up so when u finally do have the girl in the right position, for u it will be lying on the bed passed out from the ghb ur frat brothers slipped her, u will be able to shoot in a quick amount of time.....
no whacking for couple days maniac.....

Omg dude...that had me pissing my pants, seriously...I was in a fraternity in college, and there was no GHB or rohipnol...The chicks are such pigs you don't even need it, especially at state schools!

[J-Dogg]

Hey I guess it's more common than I expected.

It's great for a random lay, but my gf always just wants to give me hand jobs instead of sex when I beg like a good puppy because it takes too long.

I think it's mostly mental and how "worked up" you are.

I had the same problem with my ex, but if we did it in a "dangerous" place or somthing, it would not take nearly as long.

If a girl is really working you up, and she is too, it's a good way to speed up the process.

My ex was a horney little thing, and I woke up to her whispering in my ear "**** me, please, please **** me" Cave man instincts took over at that point, and caveman bang her like caveman for about 5 minutes.

If it's you and the old lady sitting on the couch watching The Real World, monday night. You ask her "want to do it" she moderatly suggest she has to think about it, and replies "I guess".

She walks into the bed room, you follow and she just lays there hoping it does not take you that long, it's probably going to take longer than your last 3 jerk off sessions combined.

And if you were FAST or a chump in bed, she would complain about that too!!

[Bojangles69]

If you want a one time fix a minor induced opiate withdrawal will work.

Take any opiate 24 hours before you plan on having sex. It will shut down your pain and sex centers.
But when it wears off your nerves will becomes ultra sensitive to touch, to the point where spontaneous emissions may occur, and you'll be horny as all fvck. Again I'm not saying this is the right thing to do, or even a good idea, but I mentioned it because it works. Take a vicodin 24 hours before you have sex, when it starts to wear off YOU WILL BLOW AND BLOW QUICK.

[ranging1]

Be very careful before you take something, especially CNS depressants or anything which acts on neurotransmitters. The reason is because you run the risk of Serotonin Syndrome, a deadly condition. You absolutely must avoid Cabergoline in your future cycles while taking Sertraline.

whats serotonin syndrome

[Juturna]

???? Serotonin styndrome. hmmm

[Voland]

Let me know when if you find a solution. I've had this problem ever since and i'm not on cycle. Try it and if something make you be quicker let me know.

[lovbyts]

this is how i do it

OK I see by continuing reading you where joking but I know some people like that.. NOT me. I have had a couple girls try that one me and Whooooooooaaaa Nelly. I almost completely went limp.. Keep your fingers away from there. One way only. LOL

Now I do have double standards, I have been know to visit that area in the opposite sex and even talk a few into it for the first time. Not my favorite thing butt it can be fun sometime.

BTW I feel the pain also, litteraly. Im doing the Deca/Test right now and it has gotten worse. Im TRYING to only date Palmala ever 2nd day but my brain/hormones tell me every day no it will be different this time. 2 hrs later and no sleep. DAMN another wasted night...

I have had a couple/few days where I though I was back to normal and it only to 30+ minutes and I was back to 2 or 3x a day. LOL Yesterday... 2 1/2 hrs and NO love

[lovbyts]

If you want a one time fix a minor induced opiate withdrawal will work.

Take any opiate 24 hours before you plan on having sex. It will shut down your pain and sex centers.
But when it wears off your nerves will becomes ultra sensitive to touch, to the point where spontaneous emissions may occur, and you'll be horny as all fvck. Again I'm not saying this is the right thing to do, or even a good idea, but I mentioned it because it works. Take a vicodin 24 hours before you have sex, when it starts to wear off YOU WILL BLOW AND BLOW QUICK.

Hahahahahahaha NOT. I have taken vicodin off and on for YEARS. Nothing like that has EVER happened to me....NEVER.

Ive been very lucky and most all of the girls I have dated after the sex it to much, to long, THEY are finished they always want to make sure I finish and have gotten good at finding the best position and technique for giving me head.

[BJJ]

viagra or cialis would make you harder so you would get more traction and thus more stimulation, you could try taking a ephedrine(or sudafed) 15mg depending on if it's made as a HCl salt or SO4 salt(25mg if SO4) and yohimbine hcl(around 5-10mg depending on how you react to it), these will stimulate your alpha 1 and 2 and beta 1,2, and 3 adrenoreceptors via your CNS and the yohimbe increases load size and erectile strength in most men who use it


btw, it's the SSRI that's causing it, that class of drugs is used to help men who have premature ejaculation problems



jerking off in the bathroom would have the opposite effect

I did that and it worked!

[BJJ]

Keep changing girls ever couple days, the new ones dont seem to mind the long sessions because it's a change from the 5 minutes they are use to. lol

[BJJ]

Or maybe your girlfriend needs to learn to stop laying like a fish in bed when we fvck. Seriously, girl doesn't know anything about sex, its like have sex with a dead body.

What type of girls have you met in your life?

[Skully44420]

after not having sex for a while...i thought i would have a problem with ejaculating too soon...not the case lol..didn't get to finish both times wtf?

[Tjohn6231]

yeah, it's because you're "peaking", meaning that you are getting stimulated for a long time, which results in a larger volume of semen produced and more stimulation of nerves before cumming

30-60 minutes before is fine

Im gonna have to try the sudafed. Since Ive been on cycle, it takes me forever to get off. I posted earlier in this thread too. I had sex for over 2 hours today (off, and on) before I finally jacked it to finish, and I had to concentrate very hard. Its hard for me to get off lately. Ive always had this problem, but I have times where its worse than others. Lately its been terrible. My woman likes having sex for a long time, but it gets old. Sometimes I just wanna hit, and run.
I feel like Ive lost some sensitivity also. I think that jackin off is bad for you because your gripping it so tight that a p*ssy doesnt measure up.
Does that make sense?

[Skully44420]

Im gonna have to try the sudafed. Since Ive been on cycle, it takes me forever to get off. I posted earlier in this thread too. I had sex for over 2 hours today (off, and on) before I finally jacked it to finish, and I had to concentrate very hard. Its hard for me to get off lately. Ive always had this problem, but I have times where its worse than others. Lately its been terrible. My woman likes having sex for a long time, but it gets old. Sometimes I just wanna hit, and run.
I feel like Ive lost some sensitivity also. I think that jackin off is bad for you because your gripping it so tight that a p*ssy doesnt measure up.
Does that make sense?

yeah that does make sense...pvssy i was fukking the other night was real tight...but still not tight as a hand LOL. i think i should quit jacking it LOL

[jbm]

don't masturbate before sex...

[Skully44420]

don't masturbate before sex...

lol thats the thing...i hadn't masterbated in like 4 days...maybe it was the substances in my body lol

[BuilderLife101]

her virgina is loose!

good sex shouldn't last more than 30 mins...stemina is long gone after that!!! but that's just me!

[NMacFar]

An orgasm has a lot to do with the nerves in your hands. Just hit it as hard as you can while squeezing the **** out of the sheets and you will come. Just don't stop squeezing! It works for me when i'm hammered.