never go to australia fellas, ever see wolfcreek......u wont come back...
need to organize a trip to thailand....and im serious about that....
rhul, u had a date? get any ass?
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never go to australia fellas, ever see wolfcreek......u wont come back...
need to organize a trip to thailand....and im serious about that....
rhul, u had a date? get any ass?
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in his dreamsOriginally Posted by mooseman33
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thailand is on my list of things to do
and while im there im stockin up on gear
lol
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ruhl... ass??
hmmm
no
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where has chode been.....
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
not on the date night...just got one kiss...her parents were around and i'm not schooled in this sneaking around business...but i went swimming with her on sunday and that was quite the different story.in his dreams
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busy i guess
well tell the story
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first time i post in the house of whores but I was wondering by the title....is this a place where i can come and place a large order for lets say...I dunno...some international whores???
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
whatever..i just got ass on my birthday too....y'all are silly
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
well no sex...lots of making out and i fingered her mmmm....she didn't wanna do the whole thing...she was in fear of something...and i was understanding and tried to help her with it like a good guy does.
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most def!!
we got all types!
order up!
lol
sorry its been months since we busted your balls
i gotta make up for lost time
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ok so here we go...
to start id like an appetizer if swiss blonde, a main course of barzilian fuego and hmmmm, ill top if off with some good ole american pie.
how should i expect my order to arrive?
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in fear?
how old is she?
what in the hell did u do to this poor chick?
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do you want 2nd day air or regular ground?
we will ship in a large comfortable crate.
they will need showered and changed when they arrive to you
lmao!!!
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do you want 2nd day air or regular ground? - ill take 2nd day - they might spoil if by ground
we will ship in a large comfortable crate. enough for two serving?
they will need showered and changed when they arrive to you are the costumes and other apparel included?
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
she's 17...and it's not me dipshit....way she was raised and her previous boyfriend are all contributing factors.
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2nd day it is sir
every 2nd day order includes a comlimentary KY
each one comes in own crate. we have different warehouse locations so they will be shipped from different places
we include one school girl outfit
but you may browse our online selection and order more
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isnt 17 against the law man......
just give her some candy, tell her it will all be ok....maybe take her to a disney film...
how did ur finger smell afterwards? true test of how she tastes.......lol
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
what if i like to play with mine dirty?
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and how old are you again?
your going to jail!!
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that new Ice Age movie came out
shed probably like that
lol
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
u must not know me.....i licked my fingers clean, and she tastes delicious. and 17 is age of consent here.
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well pplayed sir...well playedthat new Ice Age movie came out
shed probably like that
lol
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i know when u were on before u never got ass....
now u return and u are finger fvking some child........lol
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but im glad ur atleast tasting some p--sy now....
good to have u back man, however try to stay above 18.....im sure her parents love u....
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
they actually do love me lol....both of 'em do.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i've gotten ass a couple times since canada....never found any girls i liked tho....or that liked me back at least...this one likes me.
"Born to lose, Dying to win"
I was just watching the BBC channel (You know the London News) They said a short fat guy Named Sigman Roid was found with a mop stuck up his ass in the alley way of a pub.
He just drank 6 pints and had 2 Royale wit cheese..
I pray for Sigman. I do miss him!!
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look at the big brain on vp.....
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Big Kahuna Burger....mmmm now thats a tasty burger
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lmao!!I was just watching the BBC channel (You know the London News) They said a short fat guy Named Sigman Roid was found with a mop stuck up his ass in the alley way of a pub.
He just drank 6 pints and had 2 Royale wit cheese..
I pray for Sigman. I do miss him!!
yea wheres he at?
got that swine flu again im bettin
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uhhh i'm so fvcking tired of dieting...
"Born to lose, Dying to win"
LMAOOO - I see we know our movies
Yea serp I know you know.. lol
He probably jumped off the london bridge realizing I am sooooo much sexier. I miss him.
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i bet. and still a few more weeks left huh?
bummer dude
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i miss siggy too
"Born to lose, Dying to win"
Look in the Mirror Brother. Its paying off. few more weeks you can have a Big Mac and supersize fries.. lol
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18 days
11 till the first show
I feel accomplished
hey ho's, so this is the new whore thread?
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see my reply to BG?
yes sir!!
how art thou sir kratos?
"Born to lose, Dying to win"
Lord Id Give a kidney for some beef ribs smothered in BBQ sauce. With cabbage and an Orange soda. I dont even drink soda but I would just to wash the Beef ribs down!!
And a chocolate cheesecake for desert
Then Id blend up my cabbage wit a protein shake and egg whites
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