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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    and i like all this banging...i need to bang someone like this
    she was a virgin, now she can't get enough penis

    maybe you'd be less creepy if you got laid once in awhile
    you're going out with a loaded gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    cuz the homework in these classes is INSANELY hard.
    when I was in school, nobody would help you with homework
    it was graded on a curve
    people were ripping shit out of the books in the library and stuff

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    once upon a time there was a fat kid and his name was ruhl
    he stared at all the ladies
    and they thought he was an ugly fat fool
    the look on his face was like a whale with rabies
    and they thought he was a massive tool
    guess he'll never have a girlfried or babies
    thank god, he just isn't cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she was a virgin, now she can't get enough penis

    maybe you'd be less creepy if you got laid once in awhile
    you're going out with a loaded gun
    what is this "loaded gun"?? and i'm not creepy...i'm very respectful...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    when I was in school, nobody would help you with homework
    it was graded on a curve
    people were ripping shit out of the books in the library and stuff
    that kind of competition would be AWESOME!!!! i wish it was like that...it would motivate me to learn much better

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    what is this "loaded gun"?? and i'm not creepy...i'm very respectful...



    that kind of competition would be AWESOME!!!! i wish it was like that...it would motivate me to learn much better

    you are creepy .........

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post


    that kind of competition would be AWESOME!!!! i wish it was like that...it would motivate me to learn much better
    98% acceptance rate to med school in the program I was in

    350 students fresh year in the program

    I graduated with 30 ish

    I decided not to go to med school after that crap

    it sucked and you wouldn't have made it through

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    what is this "loaded gun"?? and i'm not creepy...i'm very respectful...
    you got the baby batter on the brain

    and yes, you're creepy

    you look at girls like you want to rape them, just cause you don't act doesn't mean you aren't creeping girls out along the way

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    you guys are such assholes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    you got the baby batter on the brain

    and yes, you're creepy

    you look at girls like you want to rape them, just cause you don't act doesn't mean you aren't creeping girls out along the way
    i'm pretty sure i don't look at them like this....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    you guys are such assholes
    I don't have a job, give me a break

    of course, that's cause I quit, but still

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm pretty sure i don't look at them like this....
    you're a lurker, there is no doubt in my mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    you guys are such assholes
    tell us something we dont know.

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    i'll have you know, that i've become....INDESTRUCTIBLE

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    take a last look around while you lie

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    lets do this SHIT mutha****a.....yep....LEGZECUTION baby

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    annihilation will be unavoidable.

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    get big or die mutha****a

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'll have you know, that i've become....INDESTRUCTIBLE
    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    take a last look around while you lie
    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    lets do this SHIT mutha****a.....yep....LEGZECUTION baby
    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    annihilation will be unavoidable.
    and u tell us u r not creepy??

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    and u tell us u r not creepy??
    it's called getting motivated

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    get big or die mutha****a
    you've been drinking super penis enlargement pump again I see

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    I'm watching gays fix up their house on tv

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    there sure are a lot of gays on daytime TV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    you've been drinking super penis enlargement pump again I see
    how the hell did you know i'm drinkin that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    how the hell did you know i'm drinkin that???
    some day you'll understand the big brain thing I've got going on

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    spent an hour trying to dig glass out of my foot, I don't think I got it all
    oh well, it's with me for life now i guess

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    go time bitches

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    Haz.... reporting in for whore duty.....

    ~Haz~

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    fukk me sideways and call me susie

    i didnt whore at all today!

    stupid computer at work had internet problems all day

    and probably tomorrow

    i feel so weak and pitiful

    i had a 102 fever all weekend.

    i have strep throat

    its finally getting better.

    but i can still barely eat

    oh and ruhl. your def creepy

    its not a bad thing.

    just a thing

    lol

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    Get well soon dukki

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    i feel so weak and pitiful
    Someone got sand in their vagina...

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    *sigh* i guess i'm creepy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    *sigh* i guess i'm creepy

    It's not you who should be upset - it's the people that deal with you day after day that feel the pain... Just an FYI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juturna View Post
    It's not you who should be upset - it's the people that deal with you day after day that feel the pain... Just an FYI.
    but there aren't any of those....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juturna View Post
    It's not you who should be upset - it's the people that deal with you day after day that feel the pain... Just an FYI.
    LMFAO!
    ~Haz~

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    but there aren't any of those....
    Doesn't surprise me...

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    no matter....not many are worthy of being in my presence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    no matter....not many are worthy of being in my presence.
    Hahaha - whatever you have to do to make it right in your mind.


    EXAMPLE:

    If one of my friends comes up to me and says; "Dude, I'm done having sex with girls for the rest of my life. No more blowjobs. No more butt-to-mouth. No more girls in lingerie. They're not worthy."

    In the end - he's gay.

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    hmmm but most of them aren't worthy....at least not of my cock and the pleasure i would bring them.....they're lazy dumb fatties.....

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    Hahahahaha. Alright there Ted Bundy.

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