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[Hazard]

Man u r slow......by the end of second date he should be in her bed humping her.....jeez man dont scare him

When I get the time.... i'm going to post about how my weekend went LMAO..... I met a Ukranian girl (26 or so) and had her phone number in less than 5 minutes. My buddy almost shat his pants..... she was bangin man..... like..... really really bangin LOL

~Haz~

[calgarian]

When I get the time.... i'm going to post about how my weekend went LMAO..... I met a Ukranian girl (26 or so) and had her phone number in less than 5 minutes. My buddy almost shat his pants..... she was bangin man..... like..... really really bangin LOL

~Haz~

now u sound like Calgarian's Friend......see if u can make her suck ur d!ck in first 5 minutes u meet at her place...

[Hazard]

now u sound like Calgarian's Friend......see if u can make her suck ur d!ck in first 5 minutes u meet at her place...

I've gotten sex before in 15 minutes LMAO..... that was funny. BJ..... hmmmm - took a girl out to a club (1st date) we were there for about 2 hours. Gave me head on the way home.... then sent me a txt saying she didn't want me to think she was a slut LMFAO

~Haz~

[calgarian]

I've gotten sex before in 15 minutes LMAO..... that was funny. BJ..... hmmmm - took a girl out to a club (1st date) we were there for about 2 hours. Gave me head on the way home.... then sent me a txt saying she didn't want me to think she was a slut LMFAO

~Haz~

dont u love it when before meeting they say "no sex on first date" and u show up touch inside their thigh and ask "how u doing" next thing u know she jumped on u and making out while saying "fvck me baby" and you are wondering ...didnt u say no sex on first date ?

[Hazard]

dont u love it when before meeting they say "no sex on first date" and u show up touch inside their thigh and ask "how u doing" next thing u know she jumped on u and making out while saying "fvck me baby" and you are wondering ...didnt u say no sex on first date ?

Yep..... my friend took 3 girls out about 2 months ago. I went with him to the club..... on our way there this blonde girl says "I never put out on the 1st date....." So i figured..... well.... i'll leave her alone LMAO.

When we dropped them off she told the girl that was with my friend that she didn't know why I was always talking with other girls that night and not her and that she wanted me. He tells me this while we're driving home from their place and I was like "WTF!? women make no sense" LMAO

A lot of them say it to make themselves feel better..... this way when they put out that night...... they can say "I don't know what came over me..... i've never done this before" LOLOLOL it's okay..... I roll with it.

~Haz~

[calgarian]

Yep..... my friend took 3 girls out about 2 months ago. I went with him to the club..... on our way there this blonde girl says "I never put out on the 1st date....." So i figured..... well.... i'll leave her alone LMAO.

When we dropped them off she told the girl that was with my friend that she didn't know why I was always talking with other girls that night and not her and that she wanted me. He tells me this while we're driving home from their place and I was like "WTF!? women make no sense" LMAO

A lot of them say it to make themselves feel better..... this way when they put out that night...... they can say "I don't know what came over me..... i've never done this before" LOLOLOL it's okay..... I roll with it.

~Haz~

So now when someone says no sex I always take condoms with me. Oh I love come over meet me at work and next thing u know u r getting a BJ in the freaking park............We should stop hijacking this thread Haz...