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  1. 10-05-2009, 08:51 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abominator View Post
    Spandex as shorts? Unless you're a competitive bicyclist then you couldn't look more homo.

    Spandex as underwear? Acceptable but shit stains are inevitable.
    only if thou does not wipe arse properly......
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    Quote Originally Posted by energizer bunny View Post
    only if thou does not wipe arse properly......
    Incorrect, sir. No matter how many dry tissues you use, there will always be some left over--most men just don't notice it because most wear boxers.

    That's why I bought a special stack of cheap washcloths from Wal Mart specifically for wiping my ass with hot water and soap after a series of wipes with dry tissues, then I get in the shower, turn around and spread both cheeks and let the hot water pressure make direct contact with my anus.

    That's my routine. If a chick wanted to eat my ass right now (even though I would never let her), it would be the cleanest and freshly-smelling ass she had ever come across.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abominator View Post
    Incorrect, sir. No matter how many dry tissues you use, there will always be some left over--most men just don't notice it because most wear boxers.

    That's why I bought a special stack of cheap washcloths from Wal Mart specifically for wiping my ass with hot water and soap after a series of wipes with dry tissues, then I get in the shower, turn around and spread both cheeks and let the hot water pressure make direct contact with my anus.

    That's my routine. If a chick wanted to eat my ass right now (even though I would never let her), it would be the cleanest and freshly-smelling ass she had ever come across.
    LMFAO........we know the real reason for keeping such a clean ass!!! and it aint nothing to do with chicks.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by energizer bunny View Post
    LMFAO........we know the real reason for keeping such a clean ass!!! and it aint nothing to do with chicks.......
    LOL damnit, ever since that one thread I made everyone seems to think I'm the board gay. Do I need to post a video of me banging this whore to prove otherwise? I'm sure she wouldn't mind--she's a total slut--got her panties off in less than 20 minutes after meeting her and it literally took no effort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abominator View Post
    LOL damnit, ever since that one thread I made everyone seems to think I'm the board gay. Do I need to post a video of me banging this whore to prove otherwise? I'm sure she wouldn't mind--she's a total slut--got her panties off in less than 20 minutes after meeting her and it literally took no effort.
    just playing mate.........but go a head and post that vid if itl make you feel better...
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    Quote Originally Posted by energizer bunny View Post
    just playing mate.........but go a head and post that vid if itl make you feel better...
    Could it get me banned? It would go perfectly with diamond's "Horny" thread. Problem is the video is on my phone and has a .3g2 file extension--I don't know how to convert that into .mpg/.mpeg format and I can't find any free file converters
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abominator View Post
    Could it get me banned? It would go perfectly with diamond's "Horny" thread. Problem is the video is on my phone and has a .3g2 file extension--I don't know how to convert that into .mpg/.mpeg format and I can't find any free file converters
    no porn allowed on the board but with the rep you've built up admin might make an exception lol
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