Quote Originally Posted by CHAP View Post
I know there is no rec talk here so I want to keep it that way. But I'm wondering if they give the regular old tests.

Has anyone worked there? Knows someone that has or does. Your help would be appreciated.

CHAP
Even if they did, it's easy to pass.

1) One or two days before the test, start loading up on creatine
2) On the day of the test, start drinking massive amounts of water to mask any drugs that may be in your system
3) While loading up on water, take quite a few B vitamins to turn your piss yellow so your urine doesn't look adulterated (tampered with)

Let me explain on step 1. When you drink a lot of water, your urine is basically water (which tells the official administering the test that your urine is adulterated). Drug tests detect the amount of creatinine in your urine to determine if you've tampered with the results in any way. That's where a short loading phase of creatine comes in because creatine breaks down into creatinine.

So now you've got yellow water for piss that's saturated with creatinine. I've used this method many times (even after smoking a bowl the day before) and passed every single time.

Good luck.