dukkits international house o whores

[sigman roid]

voland rat

[sigman roid]

Wheres Cal gone he was here before now he's fukked off

[sigman roid]

And wheres Moose??

He aint been here

Getting worried now

[Voland]

Where is everyone?
This is full of emptyness.

[DSM4Life]

voland flirts with me

[Voland]

you had your chance.
It was a once in a liftime chance....SEGWAY!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkGGi_uUaPc

[Ernst]

kill...

[Voland]

kill everyone!!! murdocalypse total

[sigman roid]

Voland rat have you got any work yet?

[Ernst]

Voland = lazy

[Voland]

Voland rat have you got any work yet?

nope
They covered all my street ads and some gym owner even remeoved the whole ad. Fvkers...street is public!!!

This week i could not do anything i got this BAD flu.
I have no fever anymore but i still feel crappy. I hope te be better for mid-next week and start to make new ads and maybe start a webpage.

[Voland]

Voland = lazy

Libel.

[sigman roid]

Erns hows it going ?

[sigman roid]

Voland i expect you to have a job by christmas or im cutting your pocket money

[Ernst]

It going. Worked yesterday, on again tonight. Hoping to be called off though. I checked the books and we're overstaffed tonight.

[Voland]

Voland i expect you to have a job by christmas or im cutting your pocket money

Weeew but that i really close. We have +20% unemployement in this wasted country. Not much i can do other than try to hire myself.

oh i hate christmas so much...makes voland sad and angry...

[Voland]

It going. Worked yesterday, on again tonight. Hoping to be called off though. I checked the books and we're overstaffed tonight.

You still work at that restaurant?

[Ernst]

You still work at that restaurant?

Yep. I hate it, but the money is good enough to keep me coming back.

[Ernst]

oh i hate christmas so much...makes voland sad and angry...

Byproduct of a shitty childhood?

[Ernst]

Maybe you could ask Santa to run over your least favorite person with his sleigh.

[Voland]

Yep. I hate it, but the money is good enough to keep me coming back.

I hate restaurants. Well not the place itself, just the customers. They are either abrupt and obnoxius retards or pompous pricks. Makes me want to stab them in the eyes with the dessert fork.

[Voland]

Byproduct of a shitty childhood?

That and that the weather sucks, its cold, barely any sunlight and everything is more expensive and i hate that they have to force happiness on everyone just cos its christmas.

Hey i would love to be happy but forcing me to be wont make it happen, now go eat Rudolfs shit and choke on it.

[Voland]

Maybe you could ask Santa to run over your least favorite person with his sleigh.

sounds like a sexy idea. But i can only pick one person?

[Ernst]

I hate restaurants. Well not the place itself, just the customers. They are either abrupt and obnoxius retards or pompous pricks. Makes me want to stab them in the eyes with the dessert fork.

You're preaching to the choir.

[sigman roid]

It going. Worked yesterday, on again tonight. Hoping to be called off though. I checked the books and we're overstaffed tonight.

what do you do Erns?

[Ernst]

I have some interesting stories from working in customer service. I have been tipped with drugs numerous times, offered sex, been offered money for sex, etc.

[sigman roid]

oh i just read what you do Erns....stupid siggy

[Ernst]

what do you do Erns?

I work as a waiter right now to put some extra money in my pocket while doing college. I have done food & beverage for about ten years now, so I have lots of experience. I live in California Wine Country. My business is based almost entirely on wine and tourism relating to the wine industry here.

[Voland]

I work as a waiter right now to put some extra money in my pocket while doing college. I have done food & beverage for about ten years now, so I have lots of experience. I live in California Wine Country. My business is based almost entirely on wine and tourism relating to the wine industry here.

you could drink wine.

[Ernst]

I don't drink (anymore)

[Voland]

I don't drink (anymore)

aaah! i started that trend aeons ago

[Ernst]

Yeah, but I do it while still getting laid

[Voland]

I on top of being broke and with the flu.

My gf left for ever (that is not bad) and now an old ex who was a fuken nightmare says she i still deeply in love with me? wtf dies she excpect me to say? I haven't seen her face for more than a year. That we get back together lol....


oh well. lets see if i feel better next week and i least i work out i'm startin to look like and abercrombie model boy.

[Voland]

Yeah, but I do it while still getting laid

Laid on a couch and watching tv.

[Ernst]

Say "if you let me put it in your butt maybe we can hang out."

[Ernst]

Laid on a couch and watching tv.

I quit screwing my roommate and got a real girlfriend.

[Voland]

I quit screwing my roommate and got a real girlfriend.

I quit sex all the way.
I'm so busy being angry at life i don't miss even miss it.

[Voland]

I quit screwing my roommate and got a real girlfriend.

where did you get one of those? is there a special 2x0 at the store?

[Ernst]

Is this because the girlfriend left, or why?

[Ernst]

where did you get one of those? is there a special 2x0 at the store?

I met her on one of those online dating sites lol. No shit.