No, that's not it at all.....

First, you kill the bastard.

Borrow your buddies pick-up. Or use your own with a tow hitch.

Then, rent a big tree chipper that will take up to 4 inch logs.

Drive it to some remote stream and aim the chute out into the stream.

Cut the legs, arms, torso, ect up and feed it all in.

Buy about 6 gallons of bleach and poor it all over the chipper. Inside out.( be thorough).

This of course destroys all DNA.

Then rinse it out with a power washer at your local car wash.

Drop it off at the place you rented it at the next day.

Problem solved.

Ya, those dam liberals!!!LOL


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