I really don't think we are the ones that need to relax, I fail to see how you blame us for getting mad. Get our "undies in a bunch...relax"? Then you say your sorry, seriously? I'm sure you will fail as a sheriff as you have in life, your life is to boring and lame to even talk about to a "Chick" in a bar.
If that was an attempt as an apology that was piss poor!!!!