what do you say when people ask what your on?

[frsttmer]

are you honest your using steroids or do you keep it to yourself

[Mr.Rose]

I tell them that im on a good diet and my genes are perfect.

See normal people think that if they go to the gym lift random weights and do random sets/reps once a week that they are fit and will get big.

I just tell them they are dumb fu*ks and that IF you wanna look like me get a strict diet and training schedule.

So yeh i say diet.

Im SICK TO DEATH of people going, "you on the protien? yeh the protien ay?, will i get big if i buy some protein?" FOR FU*KS SAKE do you eat red meat? yes.... so are you big?...no... well then protein wont do shit for you!

[frsttmer]

k im gonna do that, i will just say my diet is tight and consistent as well as my training but i prob wont tell them they are dumb fu*cks lol
Thanks!

[Mr.Rose]

haha when you get the protien thing over and over again i cant help it. Because people think protien is a steroid IT IS FOOD!!!!!!! like my parents, they come over to my house for dinner, they see three 20kg bags of whey and casien protein in the hall (i order bulk) and they freak out saying that im doing drugs, like protien is a drug. sigh. haha. Sorry, offtopic.

[18yearoldfreak]

omg this is hilarious. classic example of the protein bs. same thing happens with me. ill mention to me grandpa i havent been sleeping well or i had a bloody nose..."oh i think its that powder crap youre taking over there..!" its like syntha 6 or standard whey protein lol or like my parents think that i have a distinct edge over others at the gym cause im on "the supplements" and that im not being fair lol. wtf!?!?1

[MayTryIt]

I started working out when I was 19-20. I went from 155-180 in about 6-8 months. I was eating like a champ and I do have great genes. People accused me of it all the time...Lucky for me my dad works out and has a good diet. He is almost 60 now been working out for 30+ years. I just told people "Look at my dad, hes fuggin' ripped", they didnt say sh!t after that. I have still never done it...but Im sure I will here in a year or so after I get my BF down and grow to my fullest. Mr. Rose, I like your answer...

[FranciscoG]

k im gonna do that, i will just say my diet is tight and consistent as well as my training but i prob wont tell them they are dumb fu*cks lol
Thanks!

Why hide it if you are in Canada and it is legal?

[frsttmer]

its not legal here........... i still would feel weird about telling people.

[Bossman]

The only people that ask me are those that are close to me and are cycling themselves. Ive never had anyone accuse me of steroid use, or ask me what I take. They ask me what protein, creatine, etc., but not about AAS.

It's no ones business what we do. If anyone asks, tell them you bust your ass to get the way you do.

[FranciscoG]

I imagine I am just in a different culture here. Drug use is looked at a personal choice. Personal amounts of H, C, and pot are legal here. The last thing anyone asks about is your personal stuff.

It would be weird if some radom person asks, ´so what kinda protien you use´ dunno just would look the mofo like ¿what?

[J-Dogg]

It can be a little hard for me to convince old friends that I'm not on anything.

1. I graduated 160lbs at 6'
2. My back has been broke out like I got hit with bird shot for the past 6 months
3. Most of my size is in my chest/shoulders

I vary between 200-215lbs right now, so I'm not abnormally large. Someone could be my size natural very easy. But because I was always so thin, people tend not to believe me.

I still just play the 4,000 clean calorie diet and weight training once or twice a day card.

I don't tell anyone I'm on but a friend who uses also.

[oakdad]

I tell them yes I am and it is doctor perscribed to.

[slimy]

I work in a bar, and talk of drinking, drugs, and getting f*cked up are a normal thing. I can have a conversation with someone about illegal substances ( that can't be spoken about on this forum), then they look at me and whisper (WHISPER?!?!?!?!) " do you take..... you know..... roids?" It's amazing to me that steroids have such a stigma that even people who are open about destroying their bodies speak about the juice in a hushed tone. Only bad people take steroids. They are the lowest of the lows.

So, rather than be one of those ' bad people' , I usually just make a joke. "Roids.... Yeah... Hate them. My hemmorhoids have been flaring up for weeks..." They laugh, are easily distracted to other tangents.

Don't tell.... Steroids are bad....

[Big Horsepower]

Best thing to say is " thanks for the compliment " but no, would you like to spend a week in my shoes?

[Gaspari1255]

It doesnt matter what you tell people. Once they have made up their mind, there is no changing it.

Tell them Dildoadrol

[kalspic]

i tell them i eat 2 bull testicles at each meal.

[ranging1]

i tell them

'remeber when your parents said eat ur vegies, and you refused to'

maybe you shouldve listened to them

[...aydn...]

i explain that i go in drug tested natural comps.. that shuts em up.. then they ask how often i train.. i say twice a day ed

[Friend]

I tell them the compounds i am on, the doses and how often i inject and how much i paid for my gear. I also give them all of my sources followed by my full name, home address, home phone number, mobile phone number and my email address, just incase they have any further questions.

[Friend]

These types of threads are getting really old

[darr]

creatine!!

[*RAGE*]

I tell them I am on their mom, girlfriend, wife, or grandmother depending on my mood....

[kalspic]

I tell them the compounds i am on, the doses and how often i inject and how much i paid for my gear. I also give them all of my sources followed by my full name, home address, home phone number, mobile phone number and my email address, just incase they have any further questions.

what about social security number?

[wharton]

I tell them to compare there training with how I train, after they watch me throw out a few sets of weights they dream of lifting an in the mean time screeming half the gym down, they usualy shut there mouths. I like it though makes me train harder and heavyer when I know some punk/punks are watching must be a testosterone thing GRRRRAAAHHH! lol

[Nooomoto]

I don't say anything to anyone that I don't have to. I just say creatine, protein, bcaas....etc

[F4iGuy]

Nothing. Because it's true. If you're on and don't want to let on simply go into detail about your daily macronutrient intake and training schedule. They'll walk away.

[amcon]

if i say i am not on steroids... they never believe me, if i say steroids they dont believe me

so i say good diet, lol - and anabolic steroids... and smile

f them if they dont like it

[ranging1]

i tell them my secret is eating a whole cucumber and bannana with the skin on during training is the secret to getting big

ive had alot fo people believe me, and even try it AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

worse is they tell other people, and they believe it to

these people are definetaly not the sharpest tools in the shed

blunt as a hammer

[Rockin Z28]

i usually tell people if they are fit and most likely juicers themselves..i dont tell people that have been to the gym once in the last 5 years and are just looking for an answer as to why they are obese

[bjpennnn]

if they asked if i gained weight i say ya all in my dick

[MaNiCC]

i tell them im on heroin

[boz]

I work in a bar, and talk of drinking, drugs, and getting f*cked up are a normal thing. I can have a conversation with someone about illegal substances ( that can't be spoken about on this forum), then they look at me and whisper (WHISPER?!?!?!?!) " do you take..... you know..... roids?" It's amazing to me that steroids have such a stigma that even people who are open about destroying their bodies speak about the juice in a hushed tone. Only bad people take steroids. They are the lowest of the lows.

So, rather than be one of those ' bad people' , I usually just make a joke. "Roids.... Yeah... Hate them. My hemmorhoids have been flaring up for weeks..." They laugh, are easily distracted to other tangents.

Don't tell.... Steroids are bad....

I couldn't agree more with ya mate aas have been abominated and if only the watch a phew doco's i have there minds would change.

i tell them my secret is eating a whole cucumber and bannana with the skin on during training is the secret to getting big

ive had alot fo people believe me, and even try it AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

worse is they tell other people, and they believe it to

these people are definetaly not the sharpest tools in the shed

blunt as a hammer

ahahahah ranging ur off ya head mate

My reply is to some is strict diet heavy lifting, but some ppl i know just know i'm full of shit. So they would stir me everytime i see them with that line. Others i've know for way too long i just come straight out with it. Lucky i have only done 1 cycle ^^

[Hazard]

A cashier in shoprite asked me what the secret to getting jacked was.... I said food. He wanted to know exactly what to eat.... so i said enough chicken to dent the population..... more bown rice and oatmeal than you think you can stomach..... don't think he believed me

~Haz~

[FranciscoG]

At Walmart here you have to ask the pharmacy cashier to get you condoms. No bull shit condoms are behind the counter.

Pins out on the shelf.

Every once in a while I just like to hold up the line and tap the amps of primoteston for shits and gigles.

[D7M]

A cashier in shoprite asked me what the secret to getting jacked was.... I said food. He wanted to know exactly what to eat.... so i said enough chicken to dent the population..... more bown rice and oatmeal than you think you can stomach..... don't think he believed me

~Haz~

hahaha.

I'm food shopping the other day, and the cashier, this 5'9 140lbs guy asks me what I take to get big.

He asks me this while I'm putting all my chicken, lean cuts of beef, fish, cartons and cartons of eggs, oats, sweet potatoes, etc, etc on the belt.

I just look at him and say, "that", as I point to the food. lol.

[AlphaMaleDawg]

I tell them it's beer muscles and they just laugh

[SunHangDo]

I tell them I am on their mom, girlfriend, wife, or grandmother depending on my mood....

Best

Response

Ever

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[RA]

I dont think its wise to spread around that sort of thing. JMO.

[Hazard]

hahaha.

I'm food shopping the other day, and the cashier, this 5'9 140lbs guy asks me what I take to get big.

He asks me this while I'm putting all my chicken, lean cuts of beef, fish, cartons and cartons of eggs, oats, sweet potatoes, etc, etc on the belt.

I just look at him and say, "that", as I point to the food. lol.

LOLOL almost all the same shit I was getting LOL..... just add in some red and green peppers..... an onion..... and some diced tomatoes HAHAHA

~Haz~

[Charlie6]

I tell them that I'm on steroids but I also sprinkle some crack on it now and then