OMG my mom almost caught me with steroids!

[laduem88]

was home over the summer, had something shipped there, source had shipping problems....get a random text form my mom 4 months later "i got your testosterone in the mail" FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

[AlphaMaleDawg]

was home over the summer, had something shipped there, source had shipping problems....get a random text form my mom 4 months later "i got your testosterone in the mail" FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

oh snap. was she pissed?

[laduem88]

oh snap. was she pissed?

hell yea, it was a huge thing...i mean im sure she knew bc she would always mention steroids, but i guess she needed to see it in person for it to really sink in her head. She knows she cant control what i do, and i explained to her, hey i dont drink, i dont get high off drugs (besides weed once in awhile but she doesn't know that)..and then i went on to say this is what i do, and i get a benefit from it, while people are drunk driving and doing drugs that will have no positive outcome, im doing something that makes me look better and feel better. Then i went on to explain how the media is ridiculous about the topic and then went on to how my dad ordered viagra illegally and how its no different of a crime ordering test. Then she went on to the health card, and at that point i laughed because im the only one in my family that isn't fat..anyways long story short we all have different interests, for me getting drunk 5 times a week and waking up with a hangover doesn't interest me but looking like rambo does hahaha

[Gaspari1255]

My mom found a syringe in my room a couple months ago...the conversation went something like this:

Mom: "Are you taking steroids!!?"
Me: "Yes"
Mom: "Omg, they're gonna kill you."
Me: "Well, theyre gonna need a big fvckin coffin when I die."

...she hasent mentioned it since.

[CBGB]

My mom found a syringe in my room a couple months ago...the conversation went something like this:

Mom: "Are you taking steroids!!?"
Me: "Yes"
Mom: "Omg, they're gonna kill you."
Me: "Well, theyre gonna need a big fvckin coffin when I die."

...she hasent mentioned it since.

Priceless

[GZA]

My mom found a syringe in my room a couple months ago...the conversation went something like this:

Mom: "Are you taking steroids!!?"
Me: "Yes"
Mom: "Omg, they're gonna kill you."
Me: "Well, theyre gonna need a big fvckin coffin when I die."

...she hasent mentioned it since.

This was the biggest laugh I've ever had on this forum

[vaders4]

My mom found a syringe in my room a couple months ago...the conversation went something like this:

Mom: "Are you taking steroids!!?"
Me: "Yes"
Mom: "Omg, they're gonna kill you."
Me: "Well, theyre gonna need a big fvckin coffin when I die."

...she hasent mentioned it since.

hahah you sound like my boy at the gym.. he runs so much gear, he always says "I'm gonna die soon, but they're gonna need a big coffin for me!!"