
Originally Posted by
YouStupidBunnies
It's a simple formula:
Take your fathers weight after breakfast, but before his morning bowel movement.
Take your mothers weight during her third menstrual cycle of the year at its heaviest flow.
Add those two numbers together and divide by how many the square footage of your gym.
Now, stand on your left foot, tilt your head to the right while sticking your tongue out towards your nose. Count until your left foot touches the groud.
Write all that data on an old Walmart receipt and chew it with your protein drink.
Forgot what we were talking about.