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Originally Posted by
stack_it
I like to walk in holding an empty cup. Grab my girl and turn her around. Rip down her pants and stick it in her pooper dry. Then after about 3 thrusts pull out and put the glass down there to collect the anus blood. Down the blood and then slam the glass against the wall and turn around and walk out. On your way out yell " that's how much I love you" then slam the door.
After she quits crying she'll realize you must really care if you're willing to drink her anus blood. Just make sure she remembers to call the cops back and drop the charges.