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    Vday Idea for the lady

    So i have used this with 3 girls and it works like a charm. . . . ;-)

    works better with a gf, wife, or long time dating situation.

    have a line of hershey kisses on the ground in your bedroom going to your shower (has to be in the bedroom)

    in the shower put a dozen roses with a card.

    on the card write "now that i have kissed the ground you walk on and showered you with roses, will you be my valentine?"

    i do it hte day of but it can be used before i guess.

    has some thought, its easy, cheap, and creative.

    good luck with the ladies!!!!!

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    That's a beauty bro! I'm definitely stealing it. lol.

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    Very good idea......maybe one day ill use that!

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    LMFAO! This is gold..... definately stealing it.....

    ~Haz~

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    Instead of roses I prefer to give a clen bouquet

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    I like to walk in holding an empty cup. Grab my girl and turn her around. Rip down her pants and stick it in her pooper dry. Then after about 3 thrusts pull out and put the glass down there to collect the anus blood. Down the blood and then slam the glass against the wall and turn around and walk out. On your way out yell " that's how much I love you" then slam the door.

    After she quits crying she'll realize you must really care if you're willing to drink her anus blood. Just make sure she remembers to call the cops back and drop the charges.













    So maybe I should try your idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I like to walk in holding an empty cup. Grab my girl and turn her around. Rip down her pants and stick it in her pooper dry. Then after about 3 thrusts pull out and put the glass down there to collect the anus blood. Down the blood and then slam the glass against the wall and turn around and walk out. On your way out yell " that's how much I love you" then slam the door.

    After she quits crying she'll realize you must really care if you're willing to drink her anus blood. Just make sure she remembers to call the cops back and drop the charges.
    bwwwwwwwahahahahahahahaha.....i'm so trying this right after i give her a bouquet of clen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I like to walk in holding an empty cup. Grab my girl and turn her around. Rip down her pants and stick it in her pooper dry. Then after about 3 thrusts pull out and put the glass down there to collect the anus blood. Down the blood and then slam the glass against the wall and turn around and walk out. On your way out yell " that's how much I love you" then slam the door.

    After she quits crying she'll realize you must really care if you're willing to drink her anus blood. Just make sure she remembers to call the cops back and drop the charges.













    So maybe I should try your idea.
    LMFAO!

    ~Haz~

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    If you are single its the perfect night to go out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PharmDoc-Cyrus View Post
    If you are single its the perfect night to go out.
    Yep, just walk up to a hot girl and say I love you and she will get all wet and wild lol

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    Lmao Stack it

    Consider that stolen man.

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