As most of you know..... I hate this gym as it is. Well.... my wife loves it because she mainly does cardio and the machines they have can accomodate her routines.
So my wife asks me if she can get a "black card" so she can bring me to the gym with her for free to do cardio. (I promised myself i'd start cardio this month LOL)
My wife goes to the front desk and asks the kid how much a black card would cost and his reply is "I'll give it to you if you go on a date with me" - now..... shes talked with him before - just while signing in and she bummed a cigarette from him once because she ran out and saw him smoking but shes not the "flirty" type. So she tells him he was awfully brazenand that she was married.... to which his reply was "So am i..... so what?" she shot him a look and went to walk out and he says "My wife is a dope addict..... I plan on divorcing her and want nothing to do with her because I know shes using dirty needles" my wife then says "You look like a dope addict too" and he says "I just sell Oxy's - if you ever want any..... let me know" - she shook her head and walked out.
She ofcoarse told me what happened when I got home and I told her i'd take care of it. She was feeling uncomfortable about going back to the gym but didn't wanna stop going.
So yesterday after I'm done lifting she calls me and tells me that shes on her way to the gym. I told her I'd be there and she's either going to point him out or i'll talk to a manager. When I got there I found her and she said he wasn't working..... so I pulled the manage aside and explained everything that happened. I also said "Listen..... I'm her husband..... It's my job to make sure stuff like this gets taken care of. She doesn't need to be harrassed in a judgement free zone gym. Not only that..... but I thought you'd like to be made aware of someone selling drugs out of your gym. I was going to handle it my way..... but decided i'd give you guys the opportunity to handle it peacefully."
He then said "I thank-you for bringing this to my attention. Tell your wife i'll understand if she wants to switch gyms but let her know that theres a 90% chance that this individual will not be back. She wont have to see him again......"
I got the mother fvcker fired!!!!! 

He hit on the wrong broad..... friggin asshole.....
Just thought I'd share my joy with the rest of you.....
~Haz~