LMAO, vette...
I'm with you. I've been running 240mg EW for about 5 weeks and it is helping with the knee joints. I worked over my orth doc and my GP for a script for deca to see if it would help and both were against the idea. The ortho doc warned me against even doing testosterone because it would surely lead to prostate cancer.
I found a legit HRT doc that finally hooked me up and that's likely the only kind of doc that will write that kind of script.