Ask DSM anything.

[Hazard]

Is that AL from home improvement? LMAO

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

Is that AL from home improvement? LMAO

~Haz~

Does he need a hand with his tool ?

[Shol'va]

Coincidence? Hummmmmmm

[DSM4Life]

Coincidence? Hummmmmmm

Id hit it.

[Shol'va]

I've been having some nightmares/dreams/fantasies of late involving Hazard. And with those big rippling muscles of his and him being the beast that he is I fear for my A$$. I know that it will stretch a mile before it rips an inch but am fearful nonetheless, don't want major bruising, anal replacement surgery,etc. Who should I see: Dr. Phil, Dr. Ruth, Or Jerry Springer?

[Hazard]

I've been having some nightmares/dreams/fantasies of late involving Hazard. And with those big rippling muscles of his and him being the beast that he is I fear for my A$$. I know that it will stretch a mile before it rips an inch but am fearful nonetheless, don't want major bruising, anal replacement surgery,etc. Who should I see: Dr. Phil, Dr. Ruth, Or Jerry Springer?

Dr. Kevorkian.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

Dr. Kevorkian.....

~Haz~

Damn all this time I thought I was seeing Dr. Ruth. no wonder she was always
telling me about an end all solution!

[Shol'va]

Dr. Kevorkian.....

~Haz~

Straight out of left field! I really didn't see that one coming. Haz got game today. This is now my official I ain't F'n with Haz cause he's got game day-day.

[cherrydrpepper]

Does Haz make you horny baby

[Hazard]

I make him randi..... haha

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

I make him randi..... haha

~Haz~

Ohh BeeHave!

[DSM4Life]

[jbm]

[DSM4Life]

[Shol'va]

You know DSM, there's nothing more frustrating to me than bringing home what you think is a big muscular top man to do the big nasty with only to find out when the lights go out that you end up just bumping pvssy's with him. It's like playing poker, if you don't have a good partner then youd better have a good hand.

[stevey_6t9]

dsm, how many people have been in your anus excluding doctors?

[DSM4Life]

dsm, how many people have been in your anus excluding doctors?

Not many. I am very picky about who goes in the DSM cave.

You know DSM, there's nothing more frustrating to me than bringing home what you think is a big muscular top man to do the big nasty with only to find out when the lights go out that you end up just bumping pvssy's with him. It's like playing poker, if you don't have a good partner then youd better have a good hand.

We all have those nights.

[LatissimusaurousRex]

DSM, has Sholva gotten even gayer since the few weeks I've been away?

[Shol'va]

DSM, has Sholva gotten even gayer since the few weeks I've been away?

It's possible, since DSM finally released me from my butt plug and leash.

[Igifuno]

Haha.. gimp..

[DSM4Life]

DSM, has Sholva gotten even gayer since the few weeks I've been away?

Yes !

[Shol'va]

DSM dont tell me your going to the party too? Hey if you do, take some pics. I want to see if Haz really keeps his pants on or not.

[DSM4Life]

[Igifuno]

DSM what's up? Weekend plans or laying low?

[DSM4Life]

DSM what's up? Weekend plans or laying low?

Working one a made man. Been out the gym 3 weeks because of work and I feel health wise like a load. Haven't been out of the gym in this long of a stretch in a long time.

[Igifuno]

I know you haven't been happy with your job.. any luck searching or is your current job kicking your ass right now? I remember you said you were gearing up to hit some serious OT.. have you been keeping up with your strict diet during your gym absence?

[DSM4Life]

I know you haven't been happy with your job.. any luck searching or is your current job kicking your ass right now? I remember you said you were gearing up to hit some serious OT.. have you been keeping up with your strict diet during your gym absence?

The OT is pretty much unlimited right now so been soaking up as much as I can while trying not to burn out. Diet has been so-so. I pack my lunch so during the day I am good but if I don't bring enough and work late then sometimes I grab a burger or something. I don't retain much fat so it's no biggie just makes me feel like crap. Since I want to buy a home I want to bank up as much cash as I can right now. I see the bigger picture but I still feel blah.

[Igifuno]

Give it time.. its tough to accomplish multiple goals and stay on track with each one as you'd like to see fit.. as long as you're not completely off the wagon.. Its good that you're still packing your lunch and doing what you can while trying to stack some cash.. Are you looking to buy in the Philly area? I'll actually be up that way on Tuesday.

[DSM4Life]

Give it time.. its tough to accomplish multiple goals and stay on track with each one as you'd like to see fit.. as long as you're not completely off the wagon.. Its good that you're still packing your lunch and doing what you can while trying to stack some cash.. Are you looking to buy in the Philly area? I'll actually be up that way on Tuesday.

I am moving out of the city limits. I hate having to pay an extra 3.7% in taxes for city wage tax. Where you going to be in Philly? What's the reason for the visit ?

[Igifuno]

Business.. I'll be in Levittown doing a transaction/disposition.. Probably will be the last time I'm up there in a while unless we get some new business in the area. From there, going to NJ for Wed and possibly Thursday and then FL again all next week.. Iz a travelin fool..

[DSM4Life]

Business.. I'll be in Levittown doing a transaction/disposition.. Probably will be the last time I'm up there in a while unless we get some new business in the area. From there, going to NJ for Wed and possibly Thursday and then FL again all next week.. Iz a travelin fool..

Bf sometimes travel a lot for work (depending on type of job)and he hates it. It's nice at first but I'm sure gets old quick.

[Igifuno]

The travel loses its glamour pretty quickly, but then again, you get good at it after a while. I was terrible at it for the first year.. didn't eat right or work out regularly. Actually, I ate disgustingly and practically never worked out.. I did learn how to do it though.. You just have to make sure you're eating the right things at resturants or do grocery stores if need be... sushi is always a good option.. I always find a gym now. A lot of the times, hotel gyms make do but I prefer the full deal. When I go to my Levittown deal I stay in Langhorne where theres a badass LA Fitness right next door.

[Igifuno]

Michael Jordon?

[DSM4Life]

Michael Jordon?

Bruce Willis.

[Shol'va]

[Shol'va]

Wanna Play With My C0ck?

[Igifuno]

[Shol'va]

I'll bet one c0ck and raise you three more.

[Igifuno]

HA!

[Shol'va]

[QUOTE=Igifuno;5280060]

Alright, Who Cut The Cheese?