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[Knockout_Power]

No, it wasn't Cal... I dunno, just thought the tri would be easy and it was.

*sniff*sniff*

I dont have triceps... only 18" biceps

[Hazard]

I Figure..... my situation is fvcked up to begin with and this colombian girl is a real hard one to crack (so I hear) - so i'm gunna lay low and let her come to me if she wants. If we sort of drift apart..... thats fine too cuz I don't need a high maintenance girl.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

yah.....

dont seem desperate...but also, he lack of effort could be an early warning sign too....

sorry for seeming negative, but i always look at things like that....

EXACTLY THE WAY I THINK!

She puts the effort in when we are together..... she tells her brother she likes me a lot.... but sometimes trying to make plans with her is like pulling teeth.

I'm laying low and not even texting her LMAO - now what if she texts me and says "How come you havn't texted me?"

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

I'm bored too..... I'm refusing to text my colombian girl. We've made some plans without setting dates and were supposed to do lunch early this week but she never got back to me. So I figured i'll let her come to me when she wants..... she can chase me

~Haz~

someone hasent had his columbian coffee today... getting annoyed are we?

best way to handle this is tell her you will be fairly close to her area doing something (not really close, just close enough that its still out of the way to go get her) so she can tell you to come get her.

[Hazard]

someone hasent had his columbian coffee today... getting annoyed are we?

best way to handle this is tell her you will be fairly close to her area doing something (not really close, just close enough that its still out of the way to go get her) so she can tell you to come get her.

Yea I did that last week ahahaha

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

- now what if she texts me and says "How come you havn't texted me?"

~Haz~

Easy answer... something to the effects of this....

"well, thinking of you makes me so fukken horny Ive had to sleep with a different woman every night to satisfy myself... why are you being so selfish and doing this to me?"

[Knockout_Power]

had to pull this one from the motivationals thread... so awesome...

[MaNiCC]

lovin the pic KP

[Hazard]

Easy answer... something to the effects of this....

"well, thinking of you makes me so fukken horny Ive had to sleep with a different woman every night to satisfy myself... why are you being so selfish and doing this to me?"

LMFAO!

idunno what i'll say just yet. If I tell her it's cuz I've been busy working - I don't want to seem unavailable. That normally wouldn't be a problem but she lives an hour away so I don't wanna give the wrong impression and seem like me and her would never work because i'm busy.

Then again..... I'm not gunna tell her I wanted to give her space and let her come to me.....

i'll figure this shit out

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

now what if she texts me and says "How come you havn't texted me?"

~Haz~

If that happens just say...

"Sorry, I;ve been busy... its been taking me longer to get things done today because I can't stop thinking of you."

Done and Done

[MaNiCC]

Bert your the offical king of cheesy

[Knockout_Power]

wtf, we didnt do any of this in JJ class...

[Knockout_Power]

If that happens just say...

"Sorry, I;ve been busy... its been taking me longer to get things done today because I can't stop thinking of you."

Done and Done

Bert your the offical king of cheesy

I thought he was actually on to something.

[Bertuzzi]

Bert your the offical king of cheesy

It's not cheese.... it's gold!

[Knockout_Power]

Haz, try the truth, women respect that...


"...so I havent texted you cause Ive had you on my mind for the last week which keeps both my hands busy"

[Bertuzzi]

Haz, try the truth, women respect that...


"...so I havent texted you cause Ive had you on my mind for the last week which keeps both my hands busy"

Thats not gonna work... Might for some local bar skank trying to get a one nighter... It all depends on what you're trying to achieve.... I guess it's like deciding on a cycle.... You have to know what you want the end result to be before you can pick the ingredients

[Bertuzzi]

I see Gixxer lurking.... Where you been lately?

[Knockout_Power]

Thats not gonna work... Might for some local bar skank trying to get a one nighter... It all depends on what you're trying to achieve.... I guess it's like deciding on a cycle.... You have to know what you want the end result to be before you can pick the ingredients

um... what? boy, I dont understand a damn thing you's sayin...

guy hits 3000 posts then tries going all philisophical and shite

[Bertuzzi]

um... what? boy, I dont understand a damn thing you's sayin...

guy hits 3000 posts then tries going all philisophical and shite

Not my fault you can't comprehend simple english

[Hazard]

Thats not gonna work... Might for some local bar skank trying to get a one nighter... It all depends on what you're trying to achieve.... I guess it's like deciding on a cycle.... You have to know what you want the end result to be before you can pick the ingredients

LOL exactly.....

I don't wanna say anything about me liking her.... I don't want me not talking to her, to have anything to do with her.

Yea I wanna bang her LMAO but it's not gunna happen without some foundation. So I gotta work this like a relationship right now.....

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

Not my fault you can't comprehend simple english

I didnt blame you for anything or try to assess fault... you just forget who your audience is... and we donts know the stuffs you talkin aboot

[Bertuzzi]

LOL exactly.....

I don't wanna say anything about me liking her.... I don't want me not talking to her, to have anything to do with her.

Yea I wanna bang her LMAO but it's not gunna happen without some foundation. So I gotta work this like a relationship right now.....

~Haz~

Ok, so you wanna lay some foundation like you're serious but you don't plan on staying.... Gotcha...

Then play hard to get.... thats it. She'll want it more

[Knockout_Power]

LOL exactly.....

I don't wanna say anything about me liking her.... I don't want me not talking to her, to have anything to do with her.

Yea I wanna bang her LMAO but it's not gunna happen without some foundation. So I gotta work this like a relationship right now.....

~Haz~

ok, have you tried telling her you're not interested then?

[Bertuzzi]

I didnt blame you for anything or try to assess fault... you just forget who your audience is... and we donts know the stuffs you talkin aboot

Ok, I'll try to dumb it down for you....

[Bertuzzi]

ok, have you tried telling her you're not interested then?

Now thats just playing to hard to get...

[MaNiCC]

I thought he was actually on to something.

Now i know why you haven't been getting laid

[Bertuzzi]

Now i know why you haven't been getting laid

Manicc, Why you gotta hate... I got more Game then the NFL....

[stack_it]

Haz tell her you had tried to call her a couple times but she didn't answer and you didn't wanna bother her like a stalker **chuckle** then when she asks why you didn't text just say you wanted to hear her beautiful voice.


I'm too much of an asshole to say that but it might work for a nice guy lol. If she asked me why I hadn't texted her I would tell her she was just as capable to text me.

[Knockout_Power]

Ok, I'll try to dumb it down for you....

US, us you prick... not just me... Im one of the more intelligent tards on here.

[Hazard]

ok, have you tried telling her you're not interested then?

can't say i'm not interested.....

i'll just keep doin what i'm doin. She'll text me..... long as shes textin me shes interested. If not.... thats fine lol

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

US, us you prick... not just me... Im one of the more intelligent tards on here.

Sorry, you're right... My apologies

can't say i'm not interested.....

i'll just keep doin what i'm doin. She'll text me..... long as shes textin me shes interested. If not.... thats fine lol

~Haz~

Agreed.... you got this.

[Hazard]

Haz tell her you had tried to call her a couple times but she didn't answer and you didn't wanna bother her like a stalker **chuckle** then when she asks why you didn't text just say you wanted to hear her beautiful voice.


I'm too much of an asshole to say that but it might work for a nice guy lol. If she asked me why I hadn't texted her I would tell her she was just as capable to text me.

Thats actually not half bad..... i'll just spin it in a payful way and continue to not text her 1st LOL

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

Now i know why you haven't been getting laid

very true, its Berts fault

[Bertuzzi]

very true, its Berts fault

Oh, I'd love to hear a full explanation on this one....

[Nicotine]

maybe it's a sign that it's not suppost to be, and to maybe fix the marriage?....

[Knockout_Power]

Oh, I'd love to hear a full explanation on this one....

he told me I wasent getting laid cause I thought you were on to something intelligent with your repsonse to Haz... agreeing with you makes me like this... hense, tis your fault

[Bertuzzi]

he told me I wasent getting laid cause I thought you were on to something intelligent with your repsonse to Haz... agreeing with you makes me like this... hense, tis your fault

Thank you for making me more stupid.... I want the 8 seconds back in my life it took me to read that.

[stack_it]

Thats actually not half bad..... i'll just spin it in a payful way and continue to not text her 1st LOL

~Haz~

It will work. Give it a try and stay playful in a serious way. Make her think your playing but still wonder.

[Shol'va]

US, us you prick... not just me... Im one of the more intelligent tards on here.

[Knockout_Power]

maybe it's a sign that it's not suppost to be, and to maybe fix the marriage?....

Bert and I aren't married, we just fight like it