dukkits international house o whores

[Knockout_Power]

LMFAO! No.... but i'd love to eat her.....

~Haz~

maybe she likes porn... show her that link I sent you... ungrateful mofo

[stack_it]

There's a fat chick standing by the door in the reflection of the mirror

[Knockout_Power]

There's a fat chick standing by the door in the reflection of the mirror

no, thats me asshole

[dangerous dan]

how longs it been kp

[Shol'va]

I thought that was a penis I saw in that mirror oh and your dik too.

[Knockout_Power]

how longs it been kp

well, if I lay the ruler alongside the shaft and not across the top it reaches...

wait, wtf... none of your damn business... perv

[Knockout_Power]

There's a fat chick standing by the door in the reflection of the mirror

oh, my bad... I thought you meant the hairy object... the fat thing in the doorway is Cals contribution to the evening

[dangerous dan]

well, if I lay the ruler alongside the shaft and not across the top it reaches...

wait, wtf... none of your damn business... perv

lolololololololololol

i just wondered if your pain was as bad as mine, i were hoping you would say 2months + then ino we have a bigger looser on board

[Knockout_Power]

lolololololololololol

i just wondered if your pain was as bad as mine, i were hoping you would say 2months + then ino we have a bigger looser on board

double digits months man... lets not even go there.

[Shol'va]

double digits months man... lets not even go there.

I guess it hasn't gotten to the point that youd ask your younger brothers to fix you up with one of their babes huh?

[dangerous dan]

wow thats not good bro

[Shol'va]

Of course by soing so youd end up with that taste around your uvula of knowing you've hit absolute rock bottom and now even they know how pathetic you have become.

[Knockout_Power]

I guess it hasn't gotten to the point that youd ask your younger brothers to fix you up with one of their babes huh?

I like to make jokes, but I could care less... I like being picky

[Knockout_Power]

Of course by soing so youd end up with that taste around your uvula of knowing you've hit absolute rock bottom and now even they know how pathetic you have become.

x 2

(does this apply if its directed at me?)

[Shol'va]

I was just projecting as to how I would get back at you if you were my older brother.

[Knockout_Power]

I was just projecting as to how I would get back at you if you were my older brother.

um, being gay, the biggest burn would be to bring home a hot chick and then **** her

[Shol'va]

um, being gay, the biggest burn would be to bring home a hot chick and then **** her

Especially if he brought her home for you and instead she ends up banging him.

[Knockout_Power]

Especially if he brought her home for you and instead she ends up banging him.

that would be where I was going with it

[dangerous dan]

Especially if he brought her home for you and instead she ends up banging him.

Which is probably more possible...

[Bertuzzi]

KP.... I want your Job!

[Shol'va]

funny thing is I know a lot of hot girls but they always want to hang with gay guys at the clubs. Weird huh? I guess cause were no threat to therm.

[Knockout_Power]

KP.... I want your Job!

its not all its cracked up to be... I may get paid to do nothing, but it means I have to spend time on here with you guys to pass the days... not a great trade off.

[Bertuzzi]

funny thing is I know a lot of hot girls but they always want to hang with gay guys at the clubs. Weird huh? I guess cause were no threat to therm.

I don't think its weird at all.... very understandable actually

[Bertuzzi]

its not all its cracked up to be... I may get paid to do nothing, but it means I have to spend time on here with you guys to pass the days... not a great trade off.

Ya.... but thats fuken sweet!

[Knockout_Power]

funny thing is I know a lot of hot girls but they always want to hang with gay guys at the clubs. Weird huh? I guess cause were no threat to therm.

this is so true... actually a buddy of mine since junior high has the ladies lined up to hang out with him... he's been opennly gay since the end of high school... funny how the guys treated him, no friends right after he comes out... whatever, he is still a cool guy...

anyways, he can have a dozen half naked women dancing with him at any given time and they all want to fukk him cause he's got a massive dong. He has actually whipped it out in the club to intimidate guys trying to hit on some of the girls who are not interested in the guys hitting on them... weird shit... if I hadent seen it myself I wouldnt believe this shit... I'd just sound like that guy who keeps making up stupid fukken stories and has everyone call him out on it

[Shol'va]

I don't think its weird at all.... very understandable actually

Yeah, but then they get drunk and hit on me....thats where KP could come in and take his pick and take the pressure off me.

[Knockout_Power]

anybody know any single librarian dancers who like to date ugly buff guys?

[Bertuzzi]

Yeah, but then they get drunk and hit on me....thats where KP could come in and take his pick and take the pressure off me.

Good idea!!

anybody know any single librarian dancers who like to date ugly buff guys?

Well.... funny you mention that. I know a girl just like that, just don't know if she dates buff ugly guys.... I'm workin on finding out....

[Knockout_Power]

Yeah, but then they get drunk and hit on me....thats where KP could come in and take his prick out and make the girls laugh histarically.

Yeah, but then they get drunk and hit on me....thats where KP could come in cup and make shol drink it.

Yeah, but then they get drunk and hit on me....thats where KP could come in and friend the hell out of all of them.

shall I continue?

[Shol'va]

anybody know any single librarian dancers who like to date ugly buff guys?

Thats hung like a hamster.

[Bertuzzi]

shall I continue?

Ataboy!! Way to show confidence!

[Knockout_Power]

holy shite... page 900. We have serious problems guys. Soon we shall see 1000 and thats nothing to be proud of.

[Bertuzzi]

Thats hung like a hamster.

But an ass like a fence post pounder!

[Knockout_Power]

Thats hung like a hamster.

gerbil moron... dont you know the difference... a hampster is what Richard Gere uses

[Bertuzzi]

holy shite... page 900. We have serious problems guys. Soon we shall see 1000 and thats nothing to be proud of.

My 3K post was on page 888.... why I remember that, I dunno

[dangerous dan]

I need to find some place where nice/normal girls hang out...bars/nightclubs are full of time wasters

[Knockout_Power]

But an ass like a fence post pounder!

that has to be the most clever/witty thing thats ever come out of your mouth (aside from DSM's cock)... Im actually proud to have it directed at me.

[gixxerboy1]

funny thing is I know a lot of hot girls but they always want to hang with gay guys at the clubs. Weird huh? I guess cause were no threat to therm.

thats exactly why. My wife goes to gay clubs with the girls.

[Knockout_Power]

My 3K post was on page 888.... why I remember that, I dunno

the chinese would think that is super good luck... too bad your Irish

[Shol'va]

Well I need to turn this place back over to you guys as I need to do something, anything constructive and this just isnt getting it done. lol