dukkits international house o whores

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

wiping my ass?

what do you think

cutting your gear? Hence the sissy comment.

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

why the hell would you feel sorry for him getting a divorce? Its good for him, he found himself a 12 year younger gal who pounds like a jackhammer... on top of that, he got a shitload of new contracts for his construction company so he went from being your average joe with a wife making mortgage payments to 7 figga nigga in 1 year, his ex is furious she cant go after him for more money.

calm down KP lol every guy should be able to be single again i know and i was kidding i dont care about his divorce i was sorry about your car until you doubled up

**MaNiCC** · 08-10-2010, 04:49 PM

No just for shots

**D3m3nt3d** · 08-10-2010, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

those are awesome, I use mine every day... doesnt seem to work on my weiner though, hardly enough room to get the clamp on.

Damn wouldn't it be nice if it could. I wasn't blessed beyond average, but damn if I don't have a great reputation for knowing what to do with it

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 04:53 PM

Kp I saw this quote and it I thought of you.... (No homo)

"Absence makes the cock grow harder"

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

calm down KP lol every guy should be able to be single again i know and i was kidding i dont care about his divorce i was sorry about your car until you doubled up

asphinctersays what?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

No just for shots

I should try that... vodka/redbull/b12

we'll can it the Manic

**MaNiCC** · 08-10-2010, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Kp I saw this quote and it I thought of you.... (No homo)

"Absence makes the cock grow harder"

Lmao

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Kp I saw this quote and it I thought of you.... (No homo)

"Absence makes the cock grow harder"

my new custom title... thanx bro

**MaNiCC** · 08-10-2010, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I should try that... vodka/redbull/b12

we'll can it the Manic

I like your thinking

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

my new custom title... thanx bro

Lmao. That's what I'm here for.

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:01 PM

thats a sick custom title... i like it

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:03 PM

i 100% know what mines is gunna be when i hit the posts!!!!

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i 100% know what mines is gunna be when i hit the posts!!!!

what? 3000 posts and still nothing intellegent spoken

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

what? 3000 posts and still nothing intellegent spoken

i stay in the lounge and talk to you guys for a reason

**D3m3nt3d** · 08-10-2010, 05:07 PM

Damn my wife still logs in as her friend and stalks my facebook. She keeps texting me about this girl she swears I'm tappin. I could have missed something but....she wanted the divorce.

Jesus, her looks are a 10, she has nice fake cans, why is she worried about me? lol. Guys aren't going to care if she is psycho, they just wanna fvck.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i stay in the lounge and talk to you guys for a reason

probably a good idea, I hate words over 4 letters, I have to break out the online dictionary to make it through the day

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Damn my wife still logs in as her friend and stalks my facebook. She keeps texting me about this girl she swears I'm tappin. I could have missed something but....she wanted the divorce.

Jesus, her looks are a 10, she has nice fake cans, why is she worried about me? lol. Guys aren't going to care if she is psycho, they just wanna fvck.

post a pic bro... we'll be the judge of that

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

post a pic bro... we'll be the judge of that

x2.

now everytime you say the judge i think about the dude at my gym aluminum is banging

**D3m3nt3d** · 08-10-2010, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

post a pic bro... we'll be the judge of that

How about a PM with the pic?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

How about a PM with the pic?

sure thing, but you cant post an image from your computer in PM

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

x2.

now everytime you say the judge i think about the dude at my gym aluminum is banging

thats fukken hilarious... think it will catch on?

**MaNiCC** · 08-10-2010, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

How about a PM with the pic?

dont forget who had your back in here earlier

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:17 PM

ill be waiting for my pm as well

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

thats fukken hilarious... think it will catch on?

we will have to try our best to make it catch on lol

**D3m3nt3d** · 08-10-2010, 05:18 PM

Damn guys

I have a slew on this PC, but I don't care to even look at them.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

ill be waiting for my pms to go away, hope Im not pregnant

that would surely suck bro...

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

that would surely suck bro...

lmao did you just get 3000 post like 3 weeks ago maybe less? and now yur at 6k! you sir are a huge bag of whore

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 05:24 PM

I'll take a pm as well D lol. Just send it to one of us and we can pass it around haha.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

lmao did you just get 3000 post like 3 weeks ago maybe less? and now yur at 6k! you sir are a huge bag of whore

nothing exceeds like excess...

anyways, Im out for the night... yes I have a fukken date and Im sitting in here with you guys... no offesne, all the love to my ho's and whores a like

she likes comedies, I wonder if Dinner for schmucks is any good.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I'll take a pm as well D lol. Just send it to one of us and we can pass it around haha.

me first though... I dont want all the sticky shit on the pics after Stacks is done with them.

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

me first though... I dont want all the sticky shit on the pics after Stacks is done with them.

Send it to nicotine so we all get it without a clear coat on it lol.

**D3m3nt3d** · 08-10-2010, 05:27 PM

She like-a-da way my dick tastes.

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

nothing exceeds like excess...

anyways, Im out for the night... yes I have a fukken date and Im sitting in here with you guys... no offesne, all the love to my ho's and whores a like

she likes comedies, I wonder if Dinner for schmucks is any good.

dinner for schmucks is alright but the other guys is way funny i would def take her to see that

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 05:30 PM

If it's not time yet but the time is right is it the right time to be wrong even if your the last one on the elavator and the carpets blue?

**MaNiCC** · 08-10-2010, 05:31 PM

Think of me a custom title boys, Im out

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 05:31 PM

When two ducks quack and a bird flying over shits on a window do orange apples grow faster then green oranges?

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:33 PM

stack what are you searching to find these? i want in on the game i need some whoring to do

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 05:38 PM

I just made those two up off the top of my head lol. I always say shit like that to my friends when they're high.

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:39 PM

wow thats awesome if you can just think of that crap lol

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