LMFAO!
thats soooooo not true! I actually went to one years ago because my sister really wanted me to dress up. I told her i'd go..... ended up dressing up lol and got so damn drunk I actually had a good time.
SOOOOOOO..... now I get to go spend time with my bestest friend Dukkit and get smashed while eating a giant turkey leg. All you tiny fvckers can piss off.....
~Haz~
Not to mention..... all the women wear corsets that make their tits pop out..... nothing wrong with that
Maybe i'll find me a spanish wench to take back to dukkits
~Haz~
we have shitty events locally... like seriously, Cal coming to town is a big deal
parenfaire.com
small piece about the Ren Faire
In 2009, the Faire was held on a 35-acre site with 90 shows performed daily on 12 stages, hundreds of costumed characters, and a recreation of a 16th-century English village with authentic Tudor buildings. Musical performances, Shakespearean plays, and other acts were offered, twenty-three "Royal Kitchens" served food and drink, and Renaissance merchants were on-site
you see that! 23 kitchens you can get food and drink from!!
thats all you need to know boys
Theres also a lot of guys in tights running around screaming that the king is a queen.
This is gunna be epic.....
2 meatheads.... drunk as fvck..... eating turkey legs like slobs.....
~Haz~
What's the story alll?
Nine Ninety Eight......
Nine Ninety Nine....
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understandable... he makes the panties drop, should be no different for you =)
As a matter of fact, we are renaming Hazard to Tanquaray 10, thats the only thing other than Dukki that makes panties fly off
Me and Dukkit are gunna tear shit up at the ren faire LMAO! Unless the wifey goes..... then i'll just get inebriated.....
~Haz~
you know KP, is there something you want to tell me about since I've been gone? Maybe you joining my side? I noticed your location has changed to peach canoe. You do know that that is a gay bar in conneticut don't you? Of course you do otherwise you would not have used it. My bad. I suppose DSM already knows about you, hell he probably is the one who help convert you over totally. He's been playing with your starfish again hasn't he?
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