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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    SO i'm going to a ren faire with dukkit..... gunne be fun

    ~Haz~
    please explain this to us Canadians

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    SO i'm going to a ren faire with dukkit..... gunne be fun

    ~Haz~
    Only guys into leather/s&m or startrek nerds go to those.

    And.... You've never mentioned star trek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    Only guys into leather/s&m or startrek nerds go to those.

    And.... You've never mentioned star trek
    Im not into star trek but I sure could drop a giant #2 right now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    Only guys into leather/s&m or startrek nerds go to those.

    And.... You've never mentioned star trek
    LMFAO!

    thats soooooo not true! I actually went to one years ago because my sister really wanted me to dress up. I told her i'd go..... ended up dressing up lol and got so damn drunk I actually had a good time.

    SOOOOOOO..... now I get to go spend time with my bestest friend Dukkit and get smashed while eating a giant turkey leg. All you tiny fvckers can piss off.....

    ~Haz~

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    Not to mention..... all the women wear corsets that make their tits pop out..... nothing wrong with that

    Maybe i'll find me a spanish wench to take back to dukkits

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    LMFAO!

    thats soooooo not true! I actually went to one years ago because my sister really wanted me to dress up. I told her i'd go..... ended up dressing up lol and got so damn drunk I actually had a good time.

    SOOOOOOO..... now I get to go spend time with my bestest friend Dukkit and get smashed while eating a giant turkey leg. All you tiny fvckers can piss off.....

    ~Haz~
    awww, someones touchy today...

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    we have shitty events locally... like seriously, Cal coming to town is a big deal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    we have shitty events locally... like seriously, Cal coming to town is a big deal
    Someone grab a pin and have it ready..... we're gunna need to deflate his head when he reads that.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    SO i'm going to a ren faire with dukkit..... gunne be fun

    ~Haz~
    whoooo!! gonna get fukked up!

    see some hot bitches!

    some jousting!

    sword fights!

    human chess game!


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    parenfaire.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Someone grab a pin and have it ready..... we're gunna need to deflate his head when he reads that.....

    ~Haz~
    yah, hes got an air ballon for a noggin... but he's like the dad I never had... always breakin my balls... but he cant be my dad, my mom isnt a fattty

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    parenfaire.com
    this happen a lot?

    when do you guys get work done... you're always partying and fukking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    this happen a lot?

    when do you guys get work done... you're always partying and fukking
    every year from aug to oct

    and i mostly go every year!

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    small piece about the Ren Faire

    In 2009, the Faire was held on a 35-acre site with 90 shows performed daily on 12 stages, hundreds of costumed characters, and a recreation of a 16th-century English village with authentic Tudor buildings. Musical performances, Shakespearean plays, and other acts were offered, twenty-three "Royal Kitchens" served food and drink, and Renaissance merchants were on-site

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    you see that! 23 kitchens you can get food and drink from!!

    thats all you need to know boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    you see that! 23 kitchens you can get food and drink from!!

    thats all you need to know boys
    all the food and pussE you can eat... lucky boys

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    Theres also a lot of guys in tights running around screaming that the king is a queen.

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    This is gunna be epic.....

    2 meatheads.... drunk as fvck..... eating turkey legs like slobs.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    This is gunna be epic.....

    2 meatheads.... drunk as fvck..... eating PU$$Y like pornstars and flossin with the g-strings.....

    ~Haz~
    Epic it will be.... jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    This is gunna be epic.....

    2 meatheads.... drunk as fvck..... eating turkey legs like slobs.....

    ~Haz~
    Irish people do this every weekend lol

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    What's the story alll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    oh, and if they extract it, make sure you dont drink through a straw for a couple days, and all gayness aside, no sucking motions, you need to let the void clot and heal or you can get dry-socket and then you will really know pain... you think its bad now?
    thanx bro i apreciate the heads up....guess no ***** suckin for me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    thanx bro i apreciate the heads up....guess no ***** suckin for me....
    No offense bro but I'm glad it's you and not me as I couldn't go without the *****suckin. It's a gay thing.

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    Nine Ninety Eight......

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    Nine Ninety Nine....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
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    Repost.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Repost.....

    ~Haz~
    Ahhh Repost My A$$!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Ahhh Rape My A$$!
    calm down Shol... you've been gone too long, got to ease back in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    calm down Shol... you've been gone too long, got to ease back in...
    I just got all excited cause Haz paid a little attention to me and I got tingly inside.

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    understandable... he makes the panties drop, should be no different for you =)

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    As a matter of fact, we are renaming Hazard to Tanquaray 10, thats the only thing other than Dukki that makes panties fly off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    As a matter of fact, we are renaming Hazard to Tanquaray 10, thats the only thing other than Dukki that makes panties fly off
    LMFAO! should be my new title.....

    ~Haz~

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    Me and Dukkit are gunna tear shit up at the ren faire LMAO! Unless the wifey goes..... then i'll just get inebriated.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Me and Dukkit are gunna tear shit up at the ren faire LMAO! Unless the wifey goes..... then i'll just get inebriated.....

    ~Haz~
    tell her she has to pay her own way... or buy your drinks

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    you know KP, is there something you want to tell me about since I've been gone? Maybe you joining my side? I noticed your location has changed to peach canoe. You do know that that is a gay bar in conneticut don't you? Of course you do otherwise you would not have used it. My bad. I suppose DSM already knows about you, hell he probably is the one who help convert you over totally. He's been playing with your starfish again hasn't he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Me and Dukkit are gunna tear shit up at the ren faire LMAO! Unless the wifey goes..... then i'll just get inebriated.....

    ~Haz~
    See if I lived up by you we could work out a deal where I could keep your wife busy and entertained while you went off to play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    you know KP, is there something you want to tell me about since I've been gone? Maybe you joining my side? I noticed your location has changed to peach canoe. You do know that that is a gay bar in conneticut don't you? Of course you do otherwise you would not have used it. My bad. I suppose DSM already knows about you, hell he probably is the one who help convert you over totally. He's been playing with your starfish again hasn't he?
    heres the deal, if I make it all the way to 2 years I'll consider it... but Krys promises it wont continue... sorry bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    heres the deal, if I make it all the way to 2 years I'll consider it... but Krys promises it wont continue... sorry bro
    Trust me you wont be sorry....but you will be laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    heres the deal, if I make it all the way to 2 years I'll consider it... but Krys promises it wont continue... sorry bro
    I paid her to say that.

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