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[Charlie6]

[Knockout_Power]

Why do i always think kp is from Austrailia?

When i know he's from iraq.

mofo, thats a Jihad on your head now

[Charlie6]

its a huge syringe. paint is supposed to go in. instead, beer goes in and somebody shoots it down your throat at light speed. goes down easier than water somehow. you can do a 16oz beer in like 2-3seconds

[Knockout_Power]

you tell me

well, lunch was 22 hours ago... I think I had some of my chicken stew.

[Charlie6]

delicious. just delicious. I'll pour a good one!

[Knockout_Power]

its a huge syringe. paint is supposed to go in. instead, beer goes in and somebody shoots it down your throat at light speed. goes down easier than water somehow. you can do a 16oz beer in like 2-3seconds

awesome, sounds like a beer embolism

[GymHero]

yah, its what I want to shove in your avi's ass.

You and me both

[Charlie6]

ok so, my concern about tending bar: I don't know JACK about sports. I can't bicker with my regulars about anything regarding sports. I have some serious homework to do. i don't know even the most basic of basics

[sigman roid]

mofo, thats a Jihad on your head now

Oh now its on....Jihad back at you mofo'er.

[Knockout_Power]

ok so, my concern about tending bar: I don't know JACK about sports. I can't bicker with my regulars about anything regarding sports. I have some serious homework to do. i don't know even the most basic of basics

this is easy, just assume Canada wins all hockey tournaments, be sure to know your football and always slam the opposition of who ever the boys are talking about and if all esle fails, point to the girl with the best ass in the bar to break the tension

[Knockout_Power]

Oh now its on....Jihad back at you mofo'er.

you have dishounred my family... you must die infidel

[Charlie6]

hahahha ok, advice taken. I shall begin teaching myself the basics about fball and baseball tomorrow

[dangerous dan]

ok so, my concern about tending bar: I don't know JACK about sports. I can't bicker with my regulars about anything regarding sports. I have some serious homework to do. i don't know even the most basic of basics

if the regs are sports fans im sure ull pick up on a few thigs

[GymHero]

hahahha ok, advice taken. I shall begin teaching myself the basics about fball and baseball tomorrow

I know everything about baseball pm me if you have any questions sir

[Knockout_Power]

hahahha ok, advice taken. I shall begin teaching myself the basics about fball and baseball tomorrow

baseball? where are you located?

[dangerous dan]

its a huge syringe. paint is supposed to go in. instead, beer goes in and somebody shoots it down your throat at light speed. goes down easier than water somehow. you can do a 16oz beer in like 2-3seconds

whats that...a pint?

[Charlie6]

I'm in wisconsin. i say baseball just cause isn't the season still going strong? like only 2/3done?

all the chicks around here know everything about baseball

[Charlie6]

thanks, gymhero. I will probably end up taking advantage of that

[Knockout_Power]

I'm in wisconsin. i say baseball just cause isn't the season still going strong? like only 2/3done?

all the chicks around here know everything about baseball

no, they just like long hard objects...

thought you were in Europe for some reason, stupid me...

I meant football as in soccer, but that doesnt apply to Americans. Just take your 3 local teams Football, baseball and hockey and learn the players by numbers, this way when you see that number make a play or even better fvck up, you cant curse them and everyone will think you know what you're talking about

[dangerous dan]

F*CK bantering over sports anyhow...if you dont like it, make your own banter, saves the ris of embarasing yourself

[Charlie6]

no, they just like long hard objects...

thought you were in Europe for some reason, stupid me...

I meant football as in soccer, but that doesnt apply to Americans. Just take your 3 local teams Football, baseball and hockey and learn the players by numbers, this way when you see that number make a play or even better fvck up, you cant curse them and everyone will think you know what you're talking about

hahahaha yea good idea. I'll do that too. I'll relax with a glass of wine and learn me some sports tomorrow!!

alright my whores, thanks for helpin' me and letting me vent.

gotta get ready for work and go get a healthy sub

later taters

[Knockout_Power]

true, most people like bitching about their shitty days and wives/gf's... just listen and agree

[Charlie6]

F*CK bantering over sports anyhow...if you dont like it, make your own banter, saves the ris of embarasing yourself

this is a very very very good point. and I think I'll take more of this route. but I'll still learn a bit about sports =)

[dangerous dan]

Anyhow im out, i have some drinking to attend to. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Knockout_Power]

have fun... take a shot for me.

[dangerous dan]

this is a very very very good point. and I think I'll take more of this route. but I'll still learn a bit about sports =)

I think you will find most people will banter with you first so just play from whatever they say

[dangerous dan]

just wear a smile and be polite

[dangerous dan]

have fun... take a shot for me.

will do.

take it easy fellas

[sigman roid]

Later dan

[GymHero]

l8rs

[Ernst]

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[calgarian]

mofo, thats a Jihad on your head now

Oh now its on....Jihad back at you mofo'er.

u meant Fatwa???

[GymHero]

I want to share this with all you whores who r not lookint at my other thread. You are welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygVt5...has_verified=1

[Igifuno]

Im going to the board of true gangstas

later.

How dare you.

Why do i always think kp is from Austrailia?

When i know he's from iraq.

I thought he was from Indonesia?

u meant Fatwa???

Fat what? Can't you take your mind off of fatties for two seconds?

[calgarian]

How dare you.



I thought he was from Indonesia?



Fat what? Can't you take your mind off of fatties for two seconds?

Nevermind

[sigman roid]

u meant Fatwa???

Yeah thats the one cal

KP im gonna fatwa you Mofo'er

Then when thats done im declare jihad on your ass

[calgarian]

Yeah thats the one cal

KP im gonna fatwa you Mofo'er

Then when thats done im declare jihad on your ass

nah if u issue the correct fatwa u dont need to Jihad him he will be dead by then

[sigman roid]

nah if u issue the correct fatwa u dont need to Jihad him he will be dead by then

You can tell me what fatwa to buy

And once he is dead i still want to jihad him to make sure

[calgarian]

You can tell me what fatwa to buy

And once he is dead i still want to jihad him to make sure

u need to issue a fatwa and some one will kill him for u for free.........thats why not everyone can issue a fatwa. Plus dont look at me I dont listen to Fatwa.....fat asses on the other hand.......

[GymHero]

lolly pop