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    drop it like its hot.....

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    quality post bitches....

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    you can do it put yo back in to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    She has no beef really.. she's just bustin' balls as always.. she's down like a clown. One of these days we'll get some time to meet up. .Last time in NJ we almost made it but no dice. Me and vandhul were talking the other day about doing something soon in NYC.. when we do, we'll let you know so we can make some solid plans to go get stupid.

    Probably won't be bringing the wife though... haha...
    LMFAO yeah i'm not bringin mine..... one of you guys will let me spanish fetish slip out......

    ~Haz~

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    si me gusta el latino pupuas.. or is that pupvssys.. ?

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    she turned around and gave that big booty a slap
    she hit the floor
    next thing you now
    shorty got low, low, low ,low, low ,low, low ,low

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    Damn gotta make the drive down to VA today.. bout to hit the road..

    Hold it down you nasty whores.. i know you will.

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    cant wait to get me some pu$$y tonight....it was jean day at the wifes work so she had to teas me with that hot ass before she left, ahhh such a good girl....too bad im going to punish her with my cock....

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    omg what a fukkin night.....ive been drinkin too much lately....grrrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    omg what a fukkin night.....ive been drinkin too much lately....grrrr
    did you get some?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    did you get some?.....
    nah..but i was feelin this bartender..she was a marathon runner..she seemed mad cool....didnt get it tho...but it was a good guys nigth out with my boys

    one of my buddys is comin into town today from Vermont...that means ill probably be out again tonight..maybe give it a nother run on that same tender hopefuly shes workin again

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    nah..but i was feelin this bartender..she was a marathon runner..she seemed mad cool....didnt get it tho...but it was a good guys nigth out with my boys

    one of my buddys is comin into town today from Vermont...that means ill probably be out again tonight..maybe give it a nother run on that same tender hopefuly shes workin again
    ahh good luck brotha'....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    ahh good luck brotha'....
    thanks bro....

    damn those marathon runners have THE tightest bodies ever...i was mesmorized

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I'm with you 100%. Just took a shower with the wife.. we got dirty while we got clean..



    cal is a hirami.. he knows what that is..
    phuddo

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    reported

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    sexiest tan lines ive ever seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    nah..but i was feelin this bartender..she was a marathon runner..she seemed mad cool....didnt get it tho...but it was a good guys nigth out with my boys

    one of my buddys is comin into town today from Vermont...that means ill probably be out again tonight..maybe give it a nother run on that same tender hopefuly shes workin again
    If you left her a big tip kiss any chance you had goodbye. Never tip a bartender more than a dollar or two if you're into her or you'll become income. Also don't hit on her like you would a normal girl. Just small talk with her and let her try to figure out if you're interested. Then if everythings going well ask her if she'd like to have a drink with you sometime. Most bartenders like to drink and if she's digging you it's the easiest way to get her to hang out. Dinner and sex will follow lol.

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    I love tan lines. Especially tan line asses!

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    I need some poontang

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    If you left her a big tip kiss any chance you had goodbye. Never tip a bartender more than a dollar or two if you're into her or you'll become income. Also don't hit on her like you would a normal girl. Just small talk with her and let her try to figure out if you're interested. Then if everythings going well ask her if she'd like to have a drink with you sometime. Most bartenders like to drink and if she's digging you it's the easiest way to get her to hang out. Dinner and sex will follow lol.

    i didnt tip her at all..lmao......but i kept the conversation to asking her about how she prepares for that and shit....kept it subtle....hopefully ill se her tonight....i was wearin my favorite shirt that is paper thin so it shows off the pipes, traps, pecs and delts really well...she seemed like she mighta been diggin me...ill find otu soon enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    I need some poontang
    you an me both.......

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    Last edited by -Ender-; 08-20-2010 at 12:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    sweet jesus...i need my inhaler......i dont even have asthma and i need my inhaler

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    cant wait to get me some pu$$y tonight....it was jean day at the wifes work so she had to teas me with that hot ass before she left, ahhh such a good girl....too bad im going to punish her with my cock....
    Im jealous of you bro... still feelin it for your woman after so many years, thats awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by knockout_power View Post
    im jealous of you bro... Still feelin it for your woman after so many years, thats awesome
    ...x2

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    definately edible

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    wow, siggy's name in the bottom bar of active users is red... he must be drunk, or pissed off... or piss drunk.... or just enraged that he will never be as sexy as moi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    wow, siggy's name in the bottom bar of active users is red... he must be drunk, or pissed off... or piss drunk.... or just enraged that he will never be as sexy as moi
    No it look black to me...........Anyone else?

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    oh man. this is fukking hilarious

    and its exactly how my friends and i were as kids

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    No it look black to me...........Anyone else?
    tis black

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh man. this is fukking hilarious

    and its exactly how my friends and i were as kids

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI
    that kids "Moratl Kombat" yell face is priceless...i laugh everytime it comes up

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    that kids "Moratl Kombat" yell face is priceless...i laugh everytime it comes up
    isnt it!!

    oh man. im dying at work

    MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh man. this is fukking hilarious

    and its exactly how my friends and i were as kids

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI
    you was a nerd

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