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  1. 08-26-2010, 08:37 PM #43841
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    I got to go to drill this weekend, stupid monthly training. Totally gonna ride my bike, ACU's and all. Last time I was coming home from the Armory on my bike, wearing my ACU's, i stopped to get some Taco Bell. When I was leaving, a mini van full of hot blondes all looked over and gave me that "you're about to figure out your fantasies aren't so far fetched" sort of look.

    Soldier + Motorcycles = Looks from hot girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    nah man everything pretty regular i there.....nothin out of the ordinary....but you need some clen to taste
    ohyeah i forgot i put cheque drops,ephedra and some milk thistle
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    okay i think somebody needs to post some titties
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    So I decided to get the 4GB Shuffle instead of the 2GB...and all I can come up with is like 90 songs lol...ah well, enough for one workout
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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    i started baking my own cookies
    ingridients: oats
    choclate chips
    halotestin
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    anadrol
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    sounds like these cookies have an age restriction
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    So I decided to get the 4GB Shuffle instead of the 2GB...and all I can come up with is like 90 songs lol...ah well, enough for one workout
    shit i gotta 8 and still didnt have enough room
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    I got to go to drill this weekend, stupid monthly training. Totally gonna ride my bike, ACU's and all. Last time I was coming home from the Armory on my bike, wearing my ACU's, i stopped to get some Taco Bell. When I was leaving, a mini van full of hot blondes all looked over and gave me that "you're about to figure out your fantasies aren't so far fetched" sort of look.

    Soldier + Motorcycles = Looks from hot girls.
    im not a soldier but my bike gets me lots of looks to lol actually last week had a chick telling me how nice it was and how bad she wanted to go for a ride on a bike someday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    sounds like these cookies have an age restriction
    lmao....theyre def not girl scout cookies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    im not a soldier but my bike gets me lots of looks to lol actually last week had a chick telling me how nice it was and how bad she wanted to go for a ride on a bike someday
    Tell her you'll let her ride as long as she wants, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    lmao....theyre def not girl scout cookies
    oh and you must weigh atleast 200 and bench 400 squat 400 deadlift 400
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    Tell her you'll let her ride as long as she wants, lol
    i thought hard about it then i pu$$ied out not really sure why lol i hang my head in shame
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i thought hard about it then i pu$$ied out not really sure why lol i hang my head in shame
    pu$$y......
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    oh and instead of milk i dunk my cookies in liquid dbol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    pu$$y......
    too
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    i dunk mine in grapeseed oil....nothin in it..just grapesee oil...reminds me of my test
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i dunk mine in grapeseed oil....nothin in it..just grapesee oil...reminds me of my test
    lmao we took those cookies so far from kashi
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    ... I love cookies...

    ...there is no punchline...

    I just LOVE FVCKING COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    COOOOOOKKKIIIIEEEEEEE
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    its quiet......too quiet....
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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    lmao we took those cookies so far from kashi
    i mailed kashi n told em...start selling little dunkaroo cookies with grapeseed oil to dip in....they mailed me back and said fvuck off
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    aaahhhhhhh finally skyler i heart you
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    *Drops Pin*
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    your to quiet :P
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    cooooooooookieeeeeeeeeeees
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i mailed kashi n told em...start selling little dunkaroo cookies with grapeseed oil to dip in....they mailed me back and said fvuck off
    im gona go visit them tomm b4 work...dont disrespect the duhly
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    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    i pounce on women and drop the man meat bomb in their vajayjay
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    Ok, this is no joke, It is 10:53pm and I am putting on shoes so I can go to the gas station for some cookies.....
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    quiet my asssssssssssss!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    Ok, this is no joke, It is 10:53pm and I am putting on shoes so I can go to the gas station for some cookies.....
    oh boy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    im gona go visit them tomm b4 work...dont disrespect the duhly
    thanks qal...udda man bro...

    also as an aside...
    SOPPING WET NATURAL BREASTS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    Ok, this is no joke, It is 10:53pm and I am putting on shoes so I can go to the gas station for some cookies.....
    my hero
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    *Drops Pin*
    the right type of pin
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    thanks qal...udda man bro...

    also as an aside...
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    baaaahahahahahaah that was funny
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    speaking of cookies. my dads girlfriend made some peanut butter cookies and i cant stop eating them... im pissed cant wait till there gone
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    hahahah im gona make all yall fat as hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    thanks qal...udda man bro...

    also as an aside...
    SOPPING WET NATURAL BREASTS
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_ron View Post
    amen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    thats why you taker shirt off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    a bit chilly out?
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    lol im gunna post a pic but im scared it will be against the rules lol
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