**Stack_it and Calgarian host AR's loveline**

[Knockout_Power]

Make sure you bust deep in her ass. Or pull out and quickly insert into her mouth. If she's religious, she will understand.

there are rules on this stuff?

[ReX357]

even though u gave him clear instruction we both know he will **** it up

Yeah he'll stick the finger in his ass and blow in his own mouth

[ReX357]

there are rules on this stuff?

"Thou shall sucketh the sh*tty cock clean"

It's in the bible look it up.

I'm not religious but I'll use it to my advantage.

[calgarian]

there are rules on this stuff?

they only apply to ppl who are big enough to go in real holes....so u r exempt

[calgarian]

REX can we keep the religious stuff out please....

[cherrydrpepper]

Strong the ballbusting in this thread is

[calgarian]

aww gee sorry CD i thought u needed a real advise....

[ReX357]

REX can we keep the religious stuff out please....

Why?

[calgarian]

Why?

cause it can offend some ppl and last thing i want is this thread turning into religious thing or admin locking it down......

[ReX357]

cause it can offend some ppl and last thing i want is this thread turning into religious thing or admin locking it down......

Alright, alright.

[calgarian]

Alright, alright.

thank you

[ReX357]

Anyways, blow deep in her ass. It's glorious when you hear her sitting on the toilet having to sh*t it out!

[calgarian]

Anyways, blow deep in her ass. It's glorious when you hear her sitting on the toilet having to sh*t it out!

and if u do it right u can actually feel going into long intestine.u will feel a little bump but i dont think he is that big

[Mr.Rose]

oh yeah its ok but then after a while get ready for the drama, here exactly how it goes
1. she will try to kiss u.
2 thats her explanation will be " i never liked ur buddy the only reason i let him fvck me cause i wanted to cuddle with u"
3. u will tell her to fvck off
4. she will break it off with ur friend and u will loose him to.

so its up to u if u want to do it.

bahahaha, wow deja vu there cal!! baahaha.

[stack_it]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

You are in love with her. She is in love with the fact that you are in love with her. She may like you but if you don't start showing her you have a set of balls you are fvcked.

Say if you do figure out a way to marry this girl. Your life will consist of doing everything that this single vagina wants you to do. Your friends will be gone and you'll be enslaved to this woman hoping that she gives you a peice of ass on your birthday and occasional holiday. Is this what you want?

[big_ron]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

yes. try and slow it down!!!!!!! i know love is a great feeling and all that, but when it comes to her one thing i can say, is always stick to the morals you have now!!!! DO NOT let them slide just because you have feelings for her, because if somethings she does/believes in go right agains your morals it will be very hard to put them aside in the long run.

[stack_it]

My gf is on her period so our love life is moving a little slowly. She has indicated she would like a finger in the ass when we bone. You guys have laid out many precautions in this area including the option of shower and anal douching. For a mere finger will the sensation feel better for her with lube?

If she's on her period then push for a head job. You are in the beginning of a relationship so now is the time to set the routine for the rest of the relationship. Make sure she knows that anytime she's bleeding she's blowin.

As far as the finger in the ass thing. I usually just use her pvssy juices. I've had several girls that love this and have never had a problem with them not being wet enough to use it as lube. I just stick it in and get it ready for bigger things to go in.

Just sou you know. If a girl likes a finger in her butt then she will like anal. I was with a girl who loved the finger but said she didn't like anal. I got her to anal once and she got off from it. She wanted it in her ass from then on out.


So stick it in her pooper. Also with the period thing just fvck her in the shower and it keeps the mess away. I've gotten my redwings a few times.

[stack_it]

Marcus those posts about swifto were the best. Lmao

[big_ron]

If she's on her period then push for a head job. You are in the beginning of a relationship so now is the time to set the routine for the rest of the relationship. Make sure she knows that anytime she's bleeding she's blowin.

As far as the finger in the ass thing. I usually just use her pvssy juices. I've had several girls that love this and have never had a problem with them not being wet enough to use it as lube. I just stick it in and get it ready for bigger things to go in.

Just sou you know. If a girl likes a finger in her butt then she will like anal. I was with a girl who loved the finger but said she didn't like anal. I got her to anal once and she got off from it. She wanted it in her ass from then on out.


So stick it in her pooper. Also with the period thing just fvck her in the shower and it keeps the mess away. I've gotten my redwings a few times.

Gold!

[D3m3nt3d]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

I wasnt even going to log in until I read this....CDP, bro....bro. If there is one thing I have learned in my 30 yrs of sexiness, it's this, and no I dont just mean with my psycho wife - if a girl attaches herself that quickly to you, she has attached herself that quick to EVERYONE. You are not different, she may seem to be infatuated with you right now, but most likely she is quick moving altogether. Quick to freak, quick to 'love', quick to leave, and quick to be freakin the next guy. Save yourself the trouble homie.

[Friend]

Where can i order chloroform online?

[stack_it]

I have a large stock how much you need?

[calgarian]

bahahaha, wow deja vu there cal!! baahaha.

what did u expect

[calgarian]

I wasnt even going to log in until I read this....CDP, bro....bro. If there is one thing I have learned in my 30 yrs of sexiness, it's this, and no I dont just mean with my psycho wife - if a girl attaches herself that quickly to you, she has attached herself that quick to EVERYONE. You are not different, she may seem to be infatuated with you right now, but most likely she is quick moving altogether. Quick to freak, quick to 'love', quick to leave, and quick to be freakin the next guy. Save yourself the trouble homie.

no advise from u.. keep reading and watch how its done........

[Superhero d-bolman]

Hey stackit, and cal I really need help with this one... I can't seem to get a girl to like me and I can't get laid very often anyways here is my experience and attempt with girls.

1. I am at the movie theater by myself with this pretty girl eating some popcorn in the seat next to me, anyways when she gets up and leave her popcorn on the chair, I pop a hole in the bottom of it and stick my penis in it. So anyways I’m like damn a girl has to like this. So as soon as she starts eating about half way into it she notices my penis she screams and runs out of the movie theater, and calls her presumably her boyfriend, whom apparently was a police officer, now anyways I had to run out of the movie theater for fear of getting some kind of crooked false arrest, luckily I got out in time.. BTW what kind of boyfriends cell phone number is 911?

2. This one I’m sure would work and I got pretty close, so anyways I tell this girl at my house to close her eyes and I would show her my gasmask and how well it works. So anyways the gas mask idea goes like this... I sit lightly on her head while I put each ball on her eyes, and put my penis in her mouth so it resembles a gas mask, anyways I proceed to fart on her as many times as possible and tell her the only way to survive the gas attack is to use the breathing hose. So anyways about 2 minutes into it (I had to do it as quick as possible) I achieved my first orgasm with a girl.. So anyways unbelievably the girl doesn't dig it and apparently I end up in this sort of strange place called a prison for a year, where lots of guys showed me excellent techniques on giving woman anal plus I now know how to tell a girl to give good oral (lemma tell you something if you wanna learn how to give a girl good anal you must have it yourself this fat black guy named bubba once told me, he also told me to put on a wig for "realism effects"). Anyways after I left this strange learning place they gave me the title of "serial sex offender" I suppose its some sort of strange saying for "serial sex oftener" because I often try to have sex with woman a serial amount of times.


Look I have tried everything and I mean EVERYTHING! from every porno movie out there to get laid and nothing works at all... all I get called afterwards is never from a girls phone but instead from an angry voice saying "YOUR THE MOST SEXIEST **** I HAVE EVER MET STAY THE **** AWAY FROM ME!" and of course "Wow you are the most retarded most ignorant sexiest person I have ever met!

Also if you suggest moving to another state because every woman in my state seems to be aware of me and hate me as I have been in the paper many times, that is very difficult as I have been banned from every state in my country except for Alabama.

[big_ron]

Hey stackit, and cal I really need help with this one... I can't seem to get a girl to like me and I can't get laid very often anyways here is my experience and attempt with girls.

1. I am at the movie theater by myself with this pretty girl eating some popcorn in the seat next to me, anyways when she gets up and leave her popcorn on the chair, I pop a hole in the bottom of it and stick my penis in it. So anyways I’m like damn a girl has to like this. So as soon as she starts eating about half way into it she notices my penis she screams and runs out of the movie theater, and calls her presumably her boyfriend, whom apparently was a police officer, now anyways I had to run out of the movie theater for fear of getting some kind of crooked false arrest, luckily I got out in time.. BTW what kind of boyfriends cell phone number is 911?

2. This one I’m sure would work and I got pretty close, so anyways I tell this girl at my house to close her eyes and I would show her my gasmask and how well it works. So anyways the gas mask idea goes like this... I sit lightly on her head while I put each ball on her eyes, and put my penis in her mouth so it resembles a gas mask, anyways I proceed to fart on her as many times as possible and tell her the only way to survive the gas attack is to use the breathing hose. So anyways about 2 minutes into it (I had to do it as quick as possible) I achieved my first orgasm with a girl.. So anyways unbelievably the girl doesn't dig it and apparently I end up in this sort of strange place called a prison for a year, where lots of guys showed me excellent techniques on giving woman anal plus I now know how to tell a girl to give good oral (lemma tell you something if you wanna learn how to give a girl good anal you must have it yourself this fat black guy named bubba once told me, he also told me to put on a wig for "realism effects"). Anyways after I left this strange learning place they gave me the title of "serial sex offender" I suppose its some sort of strange saying for "serial sex oftener" because I often try to have sex with woman a serial amount of times.


Look I have tried everything and I mean EVERYTHING! from every porno movie out there to get laid and nothing works at all... all I get called afterwards is never from a girls phone but instead from an angry voice saying "YOUR THE MOST SEXIEST **** I HAVE EVER MET STAY THE **** AWAY FROM ME!" and of course "Wow you are the most retarded most ignorant sexiest person I have ever met!

Also if you suggest moving to another state because every woman in my state seems to be aware of me and hate me as I have been in the paper many times, that is very difficult as I have been banned from every state in my country except for Alabama.

GOLD!! i have chain e-mail this 1!

[stack_it]

Superhero just follow good ol' Joe Dirts advice and keep on keepin' on. One day your sister realize that you're a great guy and the two of you can start a new family within the family.

[Superhero d-bolman]

Btw cal and stackit could you please hook me up with some girls or perhaps girlfriends (if your ok with that that is)

[calgarian]

Hey stackit, and cal I really need help with this one... I can't seem to get a girl to like me and I can't get laid very often anyways here is my experience and attempt with girls.

1. I am at the movie theater by myself with this pretty girl eating some popcorn in the seat next to me, anyways when she gets up and leave her popcorn on the chair, I pop a hole in the bottom of it and stick my penis in it. So anyways I’m like damn a girl has to like this. So as soon as she starts eating about half way into it she notices my penis she screams and runs out of the movie theater, and calls her presumably her boyfriend, whom apparently was a police officer, now anyways I had to run out of the movie theater for fear of getting some kind of crooked false arrest, luckily I got out in time.. BTW what kind of boyfriends cell phone number is 911?

2. This one I’m sure would work and I got pretty close, so anyways I tell this girl at my house to close her eyes and I would show her my gasmask and how well it works. So anyways the gas mask idea goes like this... I sit lightly on her head while I put each ball on her eyes, and put my penis in her mouth so it resembles a gas mask, anyways I proceed to fart on her as many times as possible and tell her the only way to survive the gas attack is to use the breathing hose. So anyways about 2 minutes into it (I had to do it as quick as possible) I achieved my first orgasm with a girl.. So anyways unbelievably the girl doesn't dig it and apparently I end up in this sort of strange place called a prison for a year, where lots of guys showed me excellent techniques on giving woman anal plus I now know how to tell a girl to give good oral (lemma tell you something if you wanna learn how to give a girl good anal you must have it yourself this fat black guy named bubba once told me, he also told me to put on a wig for "realism effects"). Anyways after I left this strange learning place they gave me the title of "serial sex offender" I suppose its some sort of strange saying for "serial sex oftener" because I often try to have sex with woman a serial amount of times.


Look I have tried everything and I mean EVERYTHING! from every porno movie out there to get laid and nothing works at all... all I get called afterwards is never from a girls phone but instead from an angry voice saying "YOUR THE MOST SEXIEST **** I HAVE EVER MET STAY THE **** AWAY FROM ME!" and of course "Wow you are the most retarded most ignorant sexiest person I have ever met!

Also if you suggest moving to another state because every woman in my state seems to be aware of me and hate me as I have been in the paper many times, that is very difficult as I have been banned from every state in my country except for Alabama.

was it before or after u took UGL cialis?

[calgarian]

Btw cal and stackit could you please hook me up with some girls or perhaps girlfriends (if your ok with that that is)

Sorry dude we dont go after she males......even DSM dont you seem to have this fascination abt them,,,,,hey I am not here to judge.

[Superhero d-bolman]

Superhero just follow good ol' Joe Dirts advice and keep on keepin' on. One day your sister realize that you're a great guy and the two of you can start a new family within the family.

Ewwww no thanks

[Superhero d-bolman]

was it before or after u took UGL cialis?

Man i never took the cialis, so what your saying is that if i take the cialis the next time i try to get laid from a girl it'll work?

[ReX357]

Where are all the sackless homos that were floating around before you guys started this thread? We use to get a relationship thread & a anal thread daily! I think you guys scared them away... (Might be a bit my fault too)

[ReX357]

Anyone remembers the glory hole guy?!

I should dig up that thread lol.

[ReX357]

Glory Hole guy (aKa I.Muscle)

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ght=glory+hole

Classic AR comedy

[stack_it]

It's the weekend Rex there out creating new fvcked up questions lol.

[stack_it]

Glory Hole guy (aKa I.Muscle)

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ght=glory+hole

Classic AR comedy

Search Imuscles other threads he's started. There's probably 8 or so stories like that.

[marcus300]

[stack_it]

Would you like me to pop those for you?

[marcus300]

Would you like me to pop those for you?

They are Swifto's testicles or I should say the same size!!