So we have wine for some women who come in and are waiting for services; we limit them to one glass.
Well, this hot ex-vanity fair model lady comes in, and unbeknownst to me, proceeds to have 3/4ths of a bottle of shiraz.
Needless to say, I'm reevaluating the wine policy, and where it's stored to keep a better eye on it.
So she's having a hard time, getting a divorce, etc, and starts coming on to me hard. I spent the better part of 3 hours talking to her, listening to her cry, etc.
Well, I go in the back to clean up (we just closed), and she follows me back. She starts yanking on my shorts, falls to her knees, and grabs hold of mini-me.
She starts going at it like she's got hoover stamped on her forehead, all the while I'm trying to get her off me but when I try to pull her off the floor, she clamps down on junior. So a few minutes later, the obvious happens.
She was kissing and groping and everything till I finally got her out of the store and into her car. I asked her if she was okay to drive, and offered to follow her home. We both left, and she runs a red light (I guess to get away from me), and haven't heard anything since.
So my question is, do I talk to her about this, let it go (she's a regular here), or what? My junk literally has bruises all over it from her last night, and she comes in towards the end of the day usually. I'm trying to think of what I need to do to avoid her and this in the future.
Feel free to throw out ideas, as I think I've got a decent plan, but want to avoid missing anything you fellers might think of.