critique my diet please?

[Damienm05]

So, as you may know GB, I work nights as a banquet bartender during the Holidays. Let me know if your wife keeps giving you a hard time and I'll give you some office Christmas party stories that'll make staying out late look like bringing home a dozen roses for her. Last night, I watched this dude's pants saturate with urine before my very eyes as he was getting wild on the dance floor to Usher's "Yeah". Last week, a woman blew a bus boy in the coat check closet. To think these people have to see each other at work the following Monday...

[gbrice75]

So, as you may know GB, I work nights as a banquet bartender during the Holidays. Let me know if your wife keeps giving you a hard time and I'll give you some office Christmas party stories that'll make staying out late look like bringing home a dozen roses for her. Last night, I watched this dude's pants saturate with urine before my very eyes as he was getting wild on the dance floor to Usher's "Yeah". Last week, a woman blew a bus boy in the coat check closet. To think these people have to see each other at work the following Monday...

Godamn bro, any of these companies hiring, that you know of? =)