Injecting Urine to pass NCAA drug test. HELP PLEASE!

[kingkong21]

Yes, I am going to have to do this if I am tested.

Can an experienced bro PLEASE help me out.

I would be forever greatful if someone who has done this can PM me the correct process, what g needle I would need, what length, where to inject.. basically, how to do it, how to do it effectively, and how to do it safely.

Thanks guys.

[polly56]

So much can go wrong during this process... why dont you try the steroid cleansor?

[Honkey_Kong]

Look, if you're worried about passing a drug test, you shouldn't have done it. You better ask your teammates how to do it (I'm sure you know somebody who is also juicing), because something like that, it's probably best to be shown how to do it by somebody who knows how in person.

[JohnnyVegas]

...because something like that, it's probably best to be shown how to do it by somebody who knows how in person.

Surely there is a YouTube video! Just kidding...good luck, sounds scary.

[jfletcher]

Defiantly should have laid of the juice lol I've never heard of this being done but i agree with johnnyvegas, there would defiantly be a youtube clip available..

[marcus300]

Forget it,

[delta1111]

I remember Christian Bale doing this in a film a few years ago. "Harsh times" i think it was called. I think its a real bad idea, even if it did work. I think i would rather have matchsticks shoved up my finger nails, than do what he did in that film.

[vatochingon]

Thats friggin Nuts!!!

[Honkey_Kong]

Surely there is a YouTube video! Just kidding...good luck, sounds scary.

I'm sure there is a video on Youtube for just this sort of thing. But come on, would you seriously risk your NCAA sports career trying to do something you saw on YouTube? If I was going to cheat a drug test as important as that, I'd find people who I know do cheat it and have them show me how to do it too.

[ScotchGuard02]

I've seen MMA guys put a "clean" guy's urine in a balloon and stick it in their cups during the fight. When they're tested they just put the now warm urine from the balloon into the cup. I wouldn't bite the top off though. LOL I would say, don't take a chance injuring yourself to cheat a test. Look, you'll only play ball for a while but you're going to live for a lot longer. Be healthy.

[Sc0rch]

www.perfecturine.com

[bigdaddyets]

I'm with those that this is a bad idea

[Bonaparte]

If you're bent on going this route, use a catheter. Don't try to inject into your bladder using a needle, that's crazy.

[Far from massive]

Seems like you would only wind up with a mixture of clean (added) and dirty (your own) urine anyway? I mean what are you gonna do sit outside in your car pissing in a bottle till you think your empty then take the 50c syringe of hot piss out of the 12v Suzy Homemaker oven then inject yourself with 50cc of the stale hot piss and hope that it dilutes whatever is left inside your bladder sufficiently? Then run in and try to pass the test hoping it does not cause any sort of bladder infection?

Damn this sounds like fun...

[muscle_dysmorphia]

If you're bent on going this route, use a catheter. Don't try to inject into your bladder using a needle, that's crazy.

x2....

I definitely wouldn't self-administer the catheter either bro.

Hopefully you have a nurse whose a good friend. Because you won't want to f*ck anything up down there.

I would look into the Wizzinator. (fake dick)

[muscle_dysmorphia]

I've seen MMA guys put a "clean" guy's urine in a balloon and stick it in their cups during the fight. When they're tested they just put the now warm urine from the balloon into the cup. I wouldn't bite the top off though. LOL I would say, don't take a chance injuring yourself to cheat a test. Look, you'll only play ball for a while but you're going to live for a lot longer. Be healthy.

two questions...

1.) wtf would happen if it somehow got pinched on the edge of the cup, and exploded when he got an unintentional kick to the nuts??? hahahahahahahhahahaha. 50mL of urine will go streaming down his f***ing leg.

F***** imagine if the empty ballon came out too somehow hahahahaha. look like a used condom on the octagon floor midfight hahahahahaha.

2.) in my experience they also test the urine for the immediate temperature once in the cup (this will tell them what time it's expelled) -- I just doubt that keeping it beside your nuts would keep it within that optimal body-heat 'zone'...??? thoughts??

-VM

[eyepoker]

Sounds crazy and stupid.

[sixoner]

that is just straight up filthy ass dirty and ridiculously retarded ...

how to inject another persons urine into your body. that's a shame

good luck with that... just drink it probably would be the same results

[grappler11]

Just do it like Lattimar does it "The Program". Starting defense baby!

[Far from massive]

that is just straight up filthy ass dirty and ridiculously retarded ...

how to inject another persons urine into your body. that's a shame

good luck with that... just drink it probably would be the same results

Just when I thought this thread could sink no lower...Good one Sixoner!


Like I said earlier even if it worked just fine you would still have a mixture of clean piss and dirty piss anyway....

[sixoner]

yeah i know totally disgusting, what else is there to say really... there goes another proud athlete

back in my days playing ball I used to inject another mans piss all the time...greatest years of my life...i mean you hear about this so often you know

[RaZr]

Perhaps when Playing a sport where you get tested for Performance enhancing substances you should just not use them? But that's just my opinion.

[muscle_dysmorphia]

The real question should be, whose urine do you plan on injecting into your c*ock brah??? hahahahahahahahahha

Could you f***ing imagine if your friend asked you to do that??? hahahahahahahah

[muscle_dysmorphia]

Also.... even though urine is sterile.. are you going to filter it through like a .22 filter?!?!?!?! LOL

I think I would.... but perhaps that would filter out some of the "results" you need.. hmmm... debatable.

God though, imagine if you somehow got an infection in the head of your peni$!!!!! hahahahahahaha

Your life would be over.

[BrettVarvre]

two questions...

1.) wtf would happen if it somehow got pinched on the edge of the cup, and exploded when he got an unintentional kick to the nuts??? hahahahahahahhahahaha. 50mL of urine will go streaming down his f***ing leg.

F***** imagine if the empty ballon came out too somehow hahahahaha. look like a used condom on the octagon floor midfight hahahahahaha.

2.) in my experience they also test the urine for the immediate temperature once in the cup (this will tell them what time it's expelled) -- I just doubt that keeping it beside your nuts would keep it within that optimal body-heat 'zone'...??? thoughts??

-VM

it would be in the temp range those things are pretty broad but everything else you said is what i was thinking how ridiculous would it be to see a fighter get a kick to the balls and then have a water balloon explode in his pants.

also, this is a pretty ridiculous idea you and the guy who wants to turn off his sex drive with deca should start a blog or something

[Ashop]

Synthetic Urine,,,quick fix or such. You can even go as far as the Whizinator.
Do a google.

[sixoner]

after a bit of research on suprapubic tap to the bladder it seems that that standard procedure dictates a local anesthetic applied to the abdomen and an ultrasound to guide the needle through the abdomen trying to avoid damage to any of the structures. seems severe complications can arise from a needle passing through the bowels or other organs and contamination. also a collapse of the bladder during aspiration was listed...

so..lets sum it up. it sounds like it might hurt like a bitch(the anesthesia part), you could fuk up easily and be in a world of shit(the ultrasound part), medical professionals don't even suggest this procedure other than in emergency or severe trauma situations to collect urine, much less inject another persons urine into the bladder which can probably host a shit load of other complications and risk for infection. further more they are pulling this off in a sterile/clinical environment not behind the dumpster under the bleachers by the concession stand right before the big piss test ... and finally how much urine to inject for it to make the pass and still have enough to fill the cup for the piss test provided you somehow pull this procedure out of your ass with a horse shoe and a 4 leaf clover and pull it off...and finally will it even work as it mixes within your body with your own and picks up all the trace amounts of the substances you're being tested for.

you are completely out of your mind for even thinking about something like this. completely retarded idea..sounds like something you saw on tv....

oh and after you go through all this retarded shit then what..national title?? all american?? another coulda woulda shoulda story??? quit cheating dude!! and you wouldn't have to stress this kinda bullsheeeit

[poppz]

That could bring serious infection

[Tigershark]

In the movie "The Program" they showed something like this being done. They called it an "oil change." But dude even if it is possible you have to replace your urine with someone else's. That is just freaking gross.

[Honkey_Kong]

The real question should be, whose urine do you plan on injecting into your c*ock brah??? hahahahahahahahahha

Could you f***ing imagine if your friend asked you to do that??? hahahahahahahah

"Hey, I got to ask you a favour, Dude." I think your friendship would be really weird at that point.

[Kouga53]

Oooo sounds way painful!