Are you gay ?

[DSM4Life]

http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take


Your result for The Am I Gay? Test ...
The Straight

You're straight! You can choose whether or not you should be proud of that. You have just enough gay in you to not look like a liar, but too little to be really gay. You're suprised, aren't you?


I don't want to be straight.

[Times Roman]

guaranteed 64.7% accuracy! wow! with tolerances like that..... who needs guessing?

[DSM4Life]

Can't fight science.

[9za4ck4]

ahhh f**k my parent are gonna be pissed i thought all guys joked around like that in the showers...........fml

[Shol'va]

I took the test and according to it I'm not gay but I play one on TV...

[dec11]

yea im very happy, thanks

[bushido3374]

LMAO @ question #6: "Open up your closet and tell us what you see."

One answer option: "Myself"

[JDawg1536]

Your result for The Am I Gay? Test ...
Way Not Gay
Stand up and be heard! You're ###% gay!
Maybe you're not actually homophobic, but you seem to not have a shred of gay in you. Now we all know that's not true. Go back and answer the questions honestly!

[ReX357]

I'm the straight

[Bojangles69]

I'm gay but this test is full of crap.

And I mean the test said I was gay I'm definitely not admitting anything... cause I'm definitely not gay... *stomps feet
I did realize however that I share lots of gay behavoirs apparently.

I tweeze my brows and shave my upperbody cause I hate hair.
I take half hour showers (usually longer) because it takes about 10mins to soap up, and another 20 to shave my body lol.
Everything in my closet is tight, shiny, and button-up cause well it looks good. And I need to look good to fvck bitches, not men.
My music collection has more techno than rock or pop cause trance/techno is simply the best music ever made.
I use the word uber because if I don't people will never know how serious I was, seriously.
My friends are mostly girls because I eventually plan on fvckn them all one day, not venting about bf problems.
I enjoy dancing.. and yes I enjoy it more if its techno or trance. But I don't pop e and go on the prowl for a hot slice of man meat.
I'd like to be an abercrombie model because I'm quite simply a sexy bitch, if it said calvin klien model my answer would be the same.
I'm fashionable, and my room is quite decorated because its also a music studio, not cause I'm gay.

And most importantly, it would be exciting to kiss a guy because it would be different, and anything different is exciting.
The act of being grossed out itself is exciting. My adrenaline would surge and I'd get angry, but I'd still be excited.

That test is a trap and FOS. I know this because when I use to watch gay porn.. wait, I know this because the one time I watched
gay porn, I almost threw up in my mouth. And if the test was true, I'd wind up writing a long winded post about why every detail in it was wrong or inaccurate. As you can see I haven't done that, I've only explained why the details don't apply.

I also don't like football or beer, take that you ubergay test lol.

[NotSmall]

I'm gay but this test is full of crap.

And I mean the test said I was gay I'm definitely not admitting anything... cause I'm definitely not gay... *stomps feet
I did realize however that I share lots of gay behavoirs apparently.

I tweeze my brows and shave my upperbody cause I hate hair.
I take half hour showers (usually longer) because it takes about 10mins to soap up, and another 20 to shave my body lol.
Everything in my closet is tight, shiny, and button-up cause well it looks good. And I need to look good to fvck bitches, not men.
My music collection has more techno than rock or pop cause trance/techno is simply the best music ever made.
I use the word uber because if I don't people will never know how serious I was, seriously.
My friends are mostly girls because I eventually plan on fvckn them all one day, not venting about bf problems.
I enjoy dancing.. and yes I enjoy it more if its techno or trance. But I don't pop e and go on the prowl for a hot slice of man meat.
I'd like to be an abercrombie model because I'm quite simply a sexy bitch, if it said calvin klien model my answer would be the same.
I'm fashionable, and my room is quite decorated because its also a music studio, not cause I'm gay.

And most importantly, it would be exciting to kiss a guy because it would be different, and anything different is exciting.
The act of being grossed out itself is exciting. My adrenaline would surge and I'd get angry, but I'd still be excited.

That test is a trap and FOS. I know this because when I use to watch gay porn.. wait, I know this because the one time I watched
gay porn, I almost threw up in my mouth. And if the test was true, I'd wind up writing a long winded post about why every detail in it was wrong or inaccurate. As you can see I haven't done that, I've only explained why the details don't apply.

I also don't like football or beer, take that you ubergay test lol.

Yep - definitely gay.

[ReX357]

I'm gay but this test is full of crap.

And I mean the test said I was gay I'm definitely not admitting anything... cause I'm definitely not gay... *stomps feet
I did realize however that I share lots of gay behavoirs apparently.

I tweeze my brows and shave my upperbody cause I hate hair.
I take half hour showers (usually longer) because it takes about 10mins to soap up, and another 20 to shave my body lol.
Everything in my closet is tight, shiny, and button-up cause well it looks good. And I need to look good to fvck bitches, not men.
My music collection has more techno than rock or pop cause trance/techno is simply the best music ever made.
I use the word uber because if I don't people will never know how serious I was, seriously.
My friends are mostly girls because I eventually plan on fvckn them all one day, not venting about bf problems.
I enjoy dancing.. and yes I enjoy it more if its techno or trance. But I don't pop e and go on the prowl for a hot slice of man meat.
I'd like to be an abercrombie model because I'm quite simply a sexy bitch, if it said calvin klien model my answer would be the same.
I'm fashionable, and my room is quite decorated because its also a music studio, not cause I'm gay.

And most importantly, it would be exciting to kiss a guy because it would be different, and anything different is exciting.
The act of being grossed out itself is exciting. My adrenaline would surge and I'd get angry, but I'd still be excited.

That test is a trap and FOS. I know this because when I use to watch gay porn.. wait, I know this because the one time I watched
gay porn, I almost threw up in my mouth. And if the test was true, I'd wind up writing a long winded post about why every detail in it was wrong or inaccurate. As you can see I haven't done that, I've only explained why the details don't apply.

I also don't like football or beer, take that you ubergay test lol.

[Shol'va]

I'm gay but this test is full of crap.

And I mean the test said I was gay I'm definitely not admitting anything... cause I'm definitely not gay... *stomps feet
I did realize however that I share lots of gay behavoirs apparently.

I tweeze my brows and shave my upperbody cause I hate hair.
I take half hour showers (usually longer) because it takes about 10mins to soap up, and another 20 to shave my body lol.
Everything in my closet is tight, shiny, and button-up cause well it looks good. And I need to look good to fvck bitches, not men.
My music collection has more techno than rock or pop cause trance/techno is simply the best music ever made.
I use the word uber because if I don't people will never know how serious I was, seriously.
My friends are mostly girls because I eventually plan on fvckn them all one day, not venting about bf problems.
I enjoy dancing.. and yes I enjoy it more if its techno or trance. But I don't pop e and go on the prowl for a hot slice of man meat.
I'd like to be an abercrombie model because I'm quite simply a sexy bitch, if it said calvin klien model my answer would be the same.
I'm fashionable, and my room is quite decorated because its also a music studio, not cause I'm gay.

And most importantly, it would be exciting to kiss a guy because it would be different, and anything different is exciting.
The act of being grossed out itself is exciting. My adrenaline would surge and I'd get angry, but I'd still be excited.

That test is a trap and FOS. I know this because when I use to watch gay porn.. wait, I know this because the one time I watched
gay porn, I almost threw up in my mouth. And if the test was true, I'd wind up writing a long winded post about why every detail in it was wrong or inaccurate. As you can see I haven't done that, I've only explained why the details don't apply.

I also don't like football or beer, take that you ubergay test lol.

If I lived closer you could take my gay test....Just sayin

[DSM4Life]

I'm gay but this test is full of crap.

And I mean the test said I was gay I'm definitely not admitting anything... cause I'm definitely not gay... *stomps feet
I did realize however that I share lots of gay behavoirs apparently.

I tweeze my brows and shave my upperbody cause I hate hair.
I take half hour showers (usually longer) because it takes about 10mins to soap up, and another 20 to shave my body lol.
Everything in my closet is tight, shiny, and button-up cause well it looks good. And I need to look good to fvck bitches, not men.
My music collection has more techno than rock or pop cause trance/techno is simply the best music ever made.
I use the word uber because if I don't people will never know how serious I was, seriously.
My friends are mostly girls because I eventually plan on fvckn them all one day, not venting about bf problems.
I enjoy dancing.. and yes I enjoy it more if its techno or trance. But I don't pop e and go on the prowl for a hot slice of man meat.
I'd like to be an abercrombie model because I'm quite simply a sexy bitch, if it said calvin klien model my answer would be the same.
I'm fashionable, and my room is quite decorated because its also a music studio, not cause I'm gay.

And most importantly, it would be exciting to kiss a guy because it would be different, and anything different is exciting.
The act of being grossed out itself is exciting. My adrenaline would surge and I'd get angry, but I'd still be excited.

That test is a trap and FOS. I know this because when I use to watch gay porn.. wait, I know this because the one time I watched
gay porn, I almost threw up in my mouth. And if the test was true, I'd wind up writing a long winded post about why every detail in it was wrong or inaccurate. As you can see I haven't done that, I've only explained why the details don't apply.

I also don't like football or beer, take that you ubergay test lol.

[Times Roman]

no need. they have a pill for it now. Gets rid of rats too

[Bojangles69]

Damn notsmall is a fvckn ar legend. Good to still see you around you sexy.. I mean dirty english rudeboy.

Is england still a country btw? I always thought it was just some fictitious fantasy island inhabited by fraggles and gummy bears.

[Tigershark]

Not gay.

[bushido3374]

I'm gay but this test is full of crap.

And I mean the test said I was gay I'm definitely not admitting anything... cause I'm definitely not gay... *stomps feet
I did realize however that I share lots of gay behavoirs apparently.

I tweeze my brows and shave my upperbody cause I hate hair.
I take half hour showers (usually longer) because it takes about 10mins to soap up, and another 20 to shave my body lol.
Everything in my closet is tight, shiny, and button-up cause well it looks good. And I need to look good to fvck bitches, not men.
My music collection has more techno than rock or pop cause trance/techno is simply the best music ever made.
I use the word uber because if I don't people will never know how serious I was, seriously.
My friends are mostly girls because I eventually plan on fvckn them all one day, not venting about bf problems.
I enjoy dancing.. and yes I enjoy it more if its techno or trance. But I don't pop e and go on the prowl for a hot slice of man meat.
I'd like to be an abercrombie model because I'm quite simply a sexy bitch, if it said calvin klien model my answer would be the same.
I'm fashionable, and my room is quite decorated because its also a music studio, not cause I'm gay.

And most importantly, it would be exciting to kiss a guy because it would be different, and anything different is exciting.
The act of being grossed out itself is exciting. My adrenaline would surge and I'd get angry, but I'd still be excited.

That test is a trap and FOS. I know this because when I use to watch gay porn.. wait, I know this because the one time I watched
gay porn, I almost threw up in my mouth. And if the test was true, I'd wind up writing a long winded post about why every detail in it was wrong or inaccurate. As you can see I haven't done that, I've only explained why the details don't apply.

I also don't like football or beer, take that you ubergay test lol.

You're only gay if you get caught, Bojangles!

[chi]

100% straight!!!!!

[NotSmall]

Damn notsmall is a fvckn ar legend. Good to still see you around you sexy.. I mean dirty english rudeboy.

Is england still a country btw? I always thought it was just some fictitious fantasy island inhabited by fraggles and gummy bears.

Haha - Thought I'd pop in and see how you all are

No England is not a real place - so there's obviously no point in any of you 'orrible americans trying to come here, um I mean go there