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  1. 02-19-2011, 05:37 PM #1
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    A dude with an incredibly small penis gets tazered

    Wow, this guy just gave himself away to thousands of people. This dude is like 1 inch during erection.

    That is the censored version.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsERN...embedded#at=37

    But you can see the uncensored version here:
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d62_1298100537

    I think the dude was behaving like a dick. The police only tried to help him hide his embarrassment by telling him to put his clothes back on. Anyways, I hope I don't get in trouble for that nudity but its not a big deal, its the size of a peanut anyways..
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    I think that was a clit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    I think that was a clit...
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    fvckin hell its more like a third nipple!!
    no point in living with tht kinda artillery lol
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  5. 02-19-2011, 06:00 PM #5
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    It looks like his penis was replaced with a shirt button of some sort....
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    I guess if you don't have a dick you might as well be one.
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    lol gotta get a taser what fun you can have lol

    How can you just zap once i mean come on 2 maybe 3 more times would be so much fun lol
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    um wtf i have 8/9 inches of thick co(k and i dont go around showing it off just cause there might be a 1 foot ball park frank near to make me look small
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    lol in some states you have to have a ccw and in others if your found with one its like 4 years in prison and oh lord help you if its one that shoots your going away forever
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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    um wtf i have 8/9 inches of thick co(k and i dont go around showing it off just cause there might be a 1 foot ball park frank near to make me look small

    PM pics for verification or it ain't so.
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    My question is since this guy has the penis of a 6 year old does that mean that we just watched kiddie porn?
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    Were they trying to make him get dressed cause nudity is illegal or because his cock is small? lol

    I'm sorry but I didn't even think a penis that small was possible, he has the right to be angry. But all I know is if I was hung like that I would NEVER take my clothes off. Shit makes me feel like a porn star.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    PM pics for verification or it ain't so.
    haha you wanna see my co(k thats something i was thinking dsm would say you mean theres more then dsm now
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    lol hilarious comments...

    gotta get me a tazer sometime wont need to workout as much lol
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    The goat!
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    i wonder what happened with this guy and what charges were brought against him.
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    well they gave him all his rights too bad he didnt listen to them now there playing with his clit while pounding his butt
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    That guy is atheist for sure.
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    This will probably get deleted but it shouldn't b/c it doesn't even qualify as genitalia. DSM sent it to me and said it was a pic his bf took of him but he had been swimming - that's why it was so small.

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    Ohh man, Sarge.... why did you put that up there
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    Thank god for photobuckets "terms of violation" haha.
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    fvckin hippies lol
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    Jesus I did not need to see the penis photo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    fvckin hippies lol
    did you let them out of their poetry lesson? lol
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    I would shoot myself. I would honestly blow my ****ing brains out. I really feel for this guy.
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    wow, seems like the cops were a little nervous he would be biggger then their "gun" why else would they arrest him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    lol in some states you have to have a ccw and in others if your found with one its like 4 years in prison and oh lord help you if its one that shoots your going away forever
    Are you talking about a taser or a penis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    Condy exagerted a little on her discription
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    he may as well go for a full sex change, he's halfway there anyway. why you would ever take your clothes off in public when your honestly hung like a chipmunk is beyond me
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    I didn't think they could come that small. :-O
    Is that thing even functional?!

    size does matter when you've got a mini....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Public Enemy View Post
    Wow, this guy just gave himself away to thousands of people. This dude is like 1 inch during erection.

    That is the censored version.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsERN...embedded#at=37

    But you can see the uncensored version here:
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d62_1298100537

    I think the dude was behaving like a dick. The police only tried to help him hide his embarrassment by telling him to put his clothes back on. Anyways, I hope I don't get in trouble for that nudity but its not a big deal, its the size of a peanut anyways..
    the thought that occurred to me is that maybe blokes that have little wangs need to behave more like motorcycle engines....

    see, Im like a harley engine.... large piston, large stroke and large displacement, but slow RPM

    these little blokes have little pistons and shallow strokes, but to compensate, need to be hitting about 17,000 rpm's?

    am I right?
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    Its like a Co(k........ only smaller ! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    the thought that occurred to me is that maybe blokes that have little wangs need to behave more like motorcycle engines....

    see, Im like a harley engine.... large piston, large stroke and large displacement, but slow RPM

    these little blokes have little pistons and shallow strokes, but to compensate, need to be hitting about 17,000 rpm's?

    am I right?
    Interesting theory but, I don't think anything can compensate for that.....besides, I'm not sure she'd even know he was hitting 17,000rpm with that. :-S
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    haha my dog's hung more than that guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Toad View Post
    I guess if you don't have a dick you might as well be one.
    hahaha
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    Some probable statistics of everyone who looked into this thread and saw the video.

    70% of viewers felt like Ron Jeremy or Lex Steele after seeing the size of this poor mans penis.
    30% of viewers immediately sent this video to their girlfriends to make themselves look gigantic in the pants.
    Total 100% of viewers were thankful for their size.

    lulz, you know its true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushido3374 View Post
    Are you talking about a taser or a penis?
    a tazer shit if u need a ccw for a penis im going away forever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    the thought that occurred to me is that maybe blokes that have little wangs need to behave more like motorcycle engines....

    see, Im like a harley engine.... large piston, large stroke and large displacement, but slow RPM

    these little blokes have little pistons and shallow strokes, but to compensate, need to be hitting about 17,000 rpm's?

    am I right?


    the only way his old lady would know if hes hitting 1700 rpms is if hes sticking it in her nose not like it wouldnt fit
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