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    F'n big Mac!!! I feel like shit!

    Man, fvck mcdonalds, I usually make all of my food but decided to be lazy today on my way back with the sheriffs office. Wrong freaking decision. It all started around 7 or so, I went to this girls place and hooked up with her, still performed great but was like a dead man after it was over, I got back n showered and that's when the diahrrea started. I was supposed to go out with a different girl so I did and even though she was hot I felt like shit the whole time. Now I've been trying to sleep on and off with crazy fever temps and having to run to the toilet to sh!t. I just took some Tylenol and benadryl aka Tylenol pm if you wana spend more. Hope it lowers my temp and makes me sleepy so I can sleep!

    All I can say is fvck mc.donalds and fvck their big macs! Never again for me!

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    lol thats what you get

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    Mcdonalds is just all garbage, i have to be very desperate to eat it.

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    cool story bro

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    i had a chicken sandwich from a chipper last night and made my stomach feel like shit.. spray paint this morning if you get what i mean

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    I ate two mcdoubles dressed as a big Mac last night

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    I want all of you who sinned.To get your a--es over to the diet section and start praying for forgiveness

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    What about the 29 year old in your same age bracket that was the one and only? I;m confused?

    regarding our good Irish buddy Mickey D's....

    I'm surprised your not.... "Lovin It"

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    McDonald's is the devil. Nothing good about thier food. When you lay a hamburger and fries of their's out on the counter for a year and it doesn't rot...that is just evil.

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    I had a fries and a black/white shake the other day. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Thats what you get from eating shit matey

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    happens to me mate he eats one and fills like shit and i eat one and are charging from all the sugar lol...

    Food shit but crazy calories in their for bulk hehe...

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    F*ck you bro, i didn't do nuthin to you!!!! Hahahahahahahahha!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle$ View Post
    Man, fvck mcdonalds, I usually make all of my food but decided to be lazy today on my way back with the sheriffs office. Wrong freaking decision. It all started around 7 or so, I went to this girls place and hooked up with her, still performed great but was like a dead man after it was over, I got back n showered and that's when the diahrrea started. I was supposed to go out with a different girl so I did and even though she was hot I felt like shit the whole time. Now I've been trying to sleep on and off with crazy fever temps and having to run to the toilet to sh!t. I just took some Tylenol and benadryl aka Tylenol pm if you wana spend more. Hope it lowers my temp and makes me sleepy so I can sleep!

    All I can say is fvck mc.donalds and fvck their big macs! Never again for me!
    umm....werent u in a commited relationship with 29 yrs old....? since u join you r lying through your teeth...just to get some attention?

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    maybe he is what these young cats call a player

    this age has players

    we the kids of the 70s and 80s are pimps

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    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...!!!&highlight=


    thats the one i was talking about.....

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    lol yeah i knew about that post ok i take back the player name 40-50 year olds dont take much game to hump there willing to do any young guy

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    Perhaps things didn't work out. I'm not much just for flings but I've been with three different girls the past three nights... Calling me a liar for attention? That's just retarded, attention from a bunch of bodybuilders... No thank you...

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    um i hate to say it but bodybuilders are the biggest attention whores known to man they want attention from men a women alike they want women to say i wanna fuk him and men to say fuk i wanna look like him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle$ View Post
    Perhaps things didn't work out. I'm not much just for flings but I've been with three different girls the past three nights... Calling me a liar for attention? That's just retarded, attention from a bunch of bodybuilders... No thank you...
    im confused, why would you be a member here if you've obviousily no much care for bb'ers?

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    the only thing i have a weakness for from mds is their mcgriddle sandwich. You have to give to them for combining pancakes,eggs, and sausage in a bite sized package!!!

    *on the lying thing btw it just sounds really immature when your bragging about banging chicks because nobody really cares especially on a forum. Not a big deal unless your the one banging them. Just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by chi View Post
    the only thing i have a weakness for from mds is their mcgriddle sandwich. You have to give to them for combining pancakes,eggs, and sausage in a bite sized package!!!

    *on the lying thing btw it just sounds really immature when your bragging about banging chicks because nobody really cares especially on a forum. Not a big deal unless your the one banging them. Just saying
    maybe he's the geezer on the teenie penie thread? lol

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    The dudes that brag never get any its always been that way lol...

    He could just be a kid or something and hey the forum is anonymous so he can make up more crap lol

    Gotta say i even like maccas chips..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    maybe he's the geezer on the teenie penie thread? lol
    lol yeah except he is 22 which explains alot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle$ View Post
    Perhaps things didn't work out. I'm not much just for flings but I've been with three different girls the past three nights... Calling me a liar for attention? That's just retarded, attention from a bunch of bodybuilders... No thank you...
    umm cpl of points penis craving attention whore...........

    u think being with 3 women in 3 nights impressive??? I have known ppl on here personally who have done 3 in one day (yes that includes me).
    second If u dont want attention from bunch of body builder why you are posting stuff on here...who u think going read this stuff all those trangenders that u r having sex with thinking they are women?


    useless waste of fvcking meat.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    umm cpl of points penis craving attention whore...........

    u think being with 3 women in 3 nights impressive??? I have known ppl on here personally who have done 3 in one day (yes that includes me).
    second If u dont want attention from bunch of body builder why you are posting stuff on here...who u think going read this stuff all those trangenders that u r having sex with thinking they are women?


    useless waste of fvcking meat.....

    yeah but cal your into fat girls so there easy to bang

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    yeah but cal your into fat girls so there easy to bang
    u believe it too now?

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    So you call me a liar cuz I go out with a dif girl from another thread then go off on some rant, why don't you stfu and stop being all butt hurt b4 dsm gives you a real reason for such

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    Besides this thread wasn't supposed to be about girls but rather how messed up yuck donalds is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle$ View Post
    Besides this thread wasn't supposed to be about girls but rather how messed up yuck donalds is
    but yet you managed to include a sex session in your story............
    hint, WE DONT GIVE A FVCK

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    I cant remember the last time I ate McDonalds. Total shit.

    If I eat a burger I'll eat one by Uncle Sam's, a mates burger shop or better, a home made one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle$ View Post
    So you call me a liar cuz I go out with a dif girl from another thread then go off on some rant, why don't you stfu and stop being all butt hurt b4 dsm gives you a real reason for such
    talking from experience ? STF me...??i have seen so many punks like in my years here they come chrip and fade away ....u r no different.....
    i didnt call u liar i called u attention whore.......and yes u r...started with a relationship with 29 yrs till telling us how big ur d!ck is to this crappy thread that how u r going out with two girls...here is the thing no one gives a fvck.

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    i love mcdonalds big macs

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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    but yet you managed to include a sex session in your story............
    hint, WE DONT GIVE A FVCK
    hey dec11, i don't why whenever i see your avatar i always end up listening to Rammstein. No ofence..

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    is it wrong that this thread is making me want a big mac

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    Rofl, don't do it! Not unless you want a few days off from work being sick. I finally feel back to normal today

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    lol i think prodigy when i see Dec11 avatar....

    In all fairness to mcdonalds they do what they say they make fast food....

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    and you smell like sh1t too mate make sure you wipe better next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by layeazy View Post
    lol i think prodigy when i see Dec11 avatar....

    In all fairness to mcdonalds they do what they say they make fast food....


    they have nothing on white castles there nick name is sliders cause they slide in and out just as fast and leave a nasty smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    they have nothing on white castles there nick name is sliders cause they slide in and out just as fast and leave a nasty smell
    Rofl now that just sounds sick! Safe to say no fast food is safe!

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