Who had/have stage 5 clinger?

[Kawigirl]

very true

hhheeeyyy...i resent this^^^ lol

[calgarian]

like a little girl???? lol

girls dont have dicks...wait r u telling me u have one?

[stack_it]

The clinger stages:
Stage One
Can be easily confused with normal behavior. This usually occurs when the relationship is new and both parties are feeling out the situation. The conversation could be “getting to know you” or it could be something more serious.
Stage Two
This stage is where the first signs of trouble usually appear. Frequent texts and phone calls start to occur, often when there has been no response. Multiple missed calls with no voice message are also indicative of Stage Two clingers.
Stage Three
This stage is characterized by the same behavior found in Stage Two, but everything is amplified. The calls and texts become more frequent and less meaningful. This is also when the Facebook, Twitter, and Foursquare stalking begins. Probing questions about Facebook photos and wall conversations with members of the opposite sex are common.
Stage Four
The best description of this stage is when one party thinks there’s an exclusive relationship, and the other party does not.
The future planning conversations are common at this stage, especially when they involve full-day plans. For example, “On Saturday, we should go to brunch, hit the farmer’s market, go for run, then get cleaned up, and go to my friend’s party. I’ve told her all about you and she’s dying to meet you.”
The clinger at Stage Four will show-up uninvited at the home and workplace, often at odd times. We used to call this stalking. Once upon a time, stalking was illegal. Now we have different words for it, like “Facebook” and “Foursquare” which makes it sound less frightening.
Stage Five
Stage Five clingers take aggressive steps to insert themselves into all aspects of your life. This includes talk of your future together, vacations, meeting each other’s family members, etc. All of this happens after one or two dates, or one hookup. Stage Five clingers are rare, but should be taken seriously. Even when you think you’ve gotten rid of a Stage Five clinger, they often reappear and attempt to sabatoge your future dates and relationships.

[Kawigirl]

girls dont have dicks...wait r u telling me u have one?

I thought you wanted to find out?

[calgarian]

I thought you wanted to find out?

i will pass if thats what I will find out

[Kawigirl]

I read kick as "lick" and was like "damn I see a threeway lining up." lmao

lol.....

[JohnnyVegas]

It's unrealistic to think that cougar/cub relationships can work intimately. It's an unwritten rule that the only reason the two meet up is for sex.

I met my first wife when I was 21 and she was 39. She was beautiful and I thought she was younger until we got more serious. We were married for 12 years and she still looked great at 50. Our divorce had nothing to do with our age difference, but now I realize that she is 60 and I am not sure I would still be happy.

All I am saying is that it can have the same chance as most relationships. I had several friends marry and get divorced before I did.

[calgarian]

I met my first wife when I was 21 and she was 39. She was beautiful and I thought she was younger until we got more serious. We were married for 12 years and she still looked great at 50. Our divorce had nothing to do with our age difference, but now I realize that she is 60 and I am not sure I would still be happy.

All I am saying is that it can have the same chance as most relationships. I had several friends marry and get divorced before I did.

i really had to bite my tongue to say something nasty...but TY for the input

[stack_it]

I met my first wife when I was 21 and she was 39. She was beautiful and I thought she was younger until we got more serious. We were married for 12 years and she still looked great at 50. Our divorce had nothing to do with our age difference, but now I realize that she is 60 and I am not sure I would still be happy.

All I am saying is that it can have the same chance as most relationships. I had several friends marry and get divorced before I did.

Grave robber!

[Kawigirl]

grave robber!

rflmfao!

[calgarian]

i really had to bite my tongue to say something nasty...but TY for the input

Grave robber!

as u can see some of us dont share the same point of view

[JohnnyVegas]

i really had to bite my tongue to say something nasty...but TY for the input

Grave robber!

Ha!

I made up for it by marrying someone 10 years younger the second time. My second wife was literally half my first wife's age when we got married. My first wife and I were still friends, so she was at the wedding. I try to keep it strange.

[stack_it]

WTF Johnny. You wouldn't happen to be related to either of your wives would you?

[calgarian]

Ha!

I made up for it by marrying someone 10 years younger the second time. My second wife was literally half my first wife's age when we got married. My first wife and I were still friends, so she was at the wedding. I try to keep it strange.

some ppl never learn......

[RaginCajun]

Grave robber!

love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vishus]

hhheeeyyy...i resent this^^^ lol

you know im kiddin

[JohnnyVegas]

WTF Johnny. You wouldn't happen to be related to either of your wives would you?

Bwahaahaaa!

some ppl never learn......

Well, I will say that the second one is going better than the first. I didn't plan on getting married again, but I met someone that I liked being with more than I liked being single.

[Kawigirl]

Bwahaahaaa!



Well, I will say that the second one is going better than the first. I didn't plan on getting married again, but I met someone that I liked being with more than I liked being single.

Don't listen to that perv Johnny.....violating KP is all thats on his mind

[Standby]

Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

the title ^^^

[calgarian]

Don't listen to that perv Johnny.....violating KP is all thats on his mind

ummm....nope wait u said Kawi or KP?

[calgarian]

the title ^^^

the only thing that clings on u its the dildo the dsm given to u

[Standby]

the only thing that clings on u its the dildo the dsm given to u

fack off

[Tigershark]

I had to look it up, and you are right Cal. The answer would be no.

[army_cobra]

had two and hated it, they just dont know when to let go

[Gaspari1255]

I met my first wife when I was 21 and she was 39. She was beautiful and I thought she was younger until we got more serious. We were married for 12 years and she still looked great at 50. Our divorce had nothing to do with our age difference, but now I realize that she is 60 and I am not sure I would still be happy.

All I am saying is that it can have the same chance as most relationships. I had several friends marry and get divorced before I did.

I'm the opposite. When I am younger, I want all the good looking older broads. Then when I get older and am on GH for the rest of my life, I'll chase after the young ones.

[MACHINE5150]

I'm the opposite. When I am younger, I want all the good looking older broads. Then when I get older and am on GH for the rest of my life, I'll chase after the young ones.

you are the same.. he divorced the old lady and married one 29 ears younger then his x.. nice work Johnny..

[feeldapump89]

Ahh jsut the thread for me to come back too how you been calgarian! Just ditching a stage 5 clinger cougar and wow was this one hard to shake hah she went nuts! Started saying i got her pregnant to keep me around n shit and then threatened to tell the police i assaulted her and various other things. Whole ordeal ****ing stressful def not worth teh wild sex. Older women are insane!!!

[Knockout_Power]

bitch stole my oreo's

[JDawg1536]

I've had a few stage fours.... without even going on real dates.

[songdog]

Nothing like your whole town thinkin you ****ed over this chick.Who was at your house every day for over a month.I think she had a tracker on me.Beacuse no matter where I went she showed up.And we were just friends.I never seen such crap.That was 8 yrs ago.Her mom still treats me like shit.Thank God her father and sis know the real deal.And NY gives this physco a pistol permit!!!

[calgarian]

Ahh jsut the thread for me to come back too how you been calgarian! Just ditching a stage 5 clinger cougar and wow was this one hard to shake hah she went nuts! Started saying i got her pregnant to keep me around n shit and then threatened to tell the police i assaulted her and various other things. Whole ordeal ****ing stressful def not worth teh wild sex. Older women are insane!!!

Nice to see u alive I thought ur sorry ass got killed or something...I am doing great....

[Kawigirl]

Have any of you given thought as to why YOUR picking these crazy ass clingers...hello????

I really have to knock some sense into some of you!

[calgarian]

Have any of you given thought as to why YOUR picking these crazy ass clingers...hello????

I really have to knock some sense into some of you!

i am not picking they are picking me .....not my fault

[wmaousley]

I did wait, I even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

Has to be one of the funiest posts I have read in a while

[Kawigirl]

i am not picking they are picking me .....not my fault

BUT YOU make the conscience decision to sleep with them.....

On the FIRST sign of crazy...head for the hills....no snatch is worth that crap....imo.....and ditto goes for me and men btw (and yes..men are crazy...just a different crazy)

[calgarian]

BUT YOU make the conscience decision to sleep with them.....

On the FIRST sign of crazy...head for the hills....no snatch is worth that crap....imo.....and ditto goes for me and men btw (and yes..men are crazy...just a different crazy)

i run at the first sign of trouble....which is after i sleep with them....so....

[JDawg1536]

Have any of you given thought as to why YOUR picking these crazy ass clingers...hello????

Yeah.... because I'm not into men.

[RaginCajun]

BUT YOU make the conscience decision to sleep with them.....

On the FIRST sign of crazy...head for the hills....no snatch is worth that crap....imo.....and ditto goes for me and men btw (and yes..men are crazy...just a different crazy)

conscience? what if she drugged me? damn, did i get raped?

[Knockout_Power]

[Kawigirl]

conscience? what if she drugged me? damn, did i get raped?

We can try