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    (Sad Thread, I know) The Longest you've been without a woman (or....)

    I'm working on the record here lads. Two and a half months and counting....


    Beat that!



    (Actually, this is the type of contest you don't really want to be a winner at)

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    i think DSM would win hands down LOL

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    No. DSM has been with women multiple times. And besides, the "or......" is really just about another person, regardless of gender or orientation.

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    After the first wife died about 2 years, maybe a little longer. No it wasn't depression or anything like that. I was just to busy raising my daughter since she was only 2.

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    ^ yeah, that's a really rough spot to be in... kinda makes me feel bad about complaining about my crappy situation

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    4 years...dated a psyco and a married woman at the same time....then took a break from women.

    Really miss those "lonely" years some times.

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    ^ 4 years???

    I'd probably be dead if I went that long. When I lived in Georgia, there were really no women. So all we had to blow off steam was drinking and fighting.

    For me, a woman calms the savage beast within me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ^ yeah, that's a really rough spot to be in... kinda makes me feel bad about complaining about my crappy situation
    LOL, no sweat. We all are victims of our own circumstances. No matter how bad you think you have it there is always someone who has it worse. I have never been into self pity and hope I never am. That being said there is nothing wrong with complaining once in a while either. We all need to vent and usually by venting we are given ideas of how to change things.

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    ^ well spoken.

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    the longest time without was 3 years

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    Wow. I couldn't imagine going years. I've gone a couple months but I had low test and no libido

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    4 months....you'll read why in my interview.....family trauma

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    Years???!!! My god peolple, get your priorities straight. Reproducing is our primary goal here on earth...then again, most of you probably shouldnt be having sex.

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    kp will beat all of u it was 14 months for him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ^ 4 years???

    I'd probably be dead if I went that long. When I lived in Georgia, there were really no women. So all we had to blow off steam was drinking and fighting.

    For me, a woman calms the savage beast within me.
    well said my friend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I'm working on the record here lads. Two and a half months and counting....


    Beat that!



    (Actually, this is the type of contest you don't really want to be a winner at)

    u just had to make sure that everyone knows about ur lack of getting laid didnt u

    its really easy to get in Afghanistan....u just have to know right ppl

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    I went a year when work moved me away from my family/friends and my partner. After a year and one month i told my employer to go @#$$ himself and left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    4 months....you'll read why in my interview.....family trauma
    yeah, what's the delay? I've already gven Marcus $20 to expedite this process, and now he's saying he needs another $20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungone501 View Post
    Years???!!! My god peolple, get your priorities straight. Reproducing is our primary goal here on earth...then again, most of you probably shouldnt be having sex.
    or spreading thier DNA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u just had to make sure that everyone knows about ur lack of getting laid didnt u

    its really easy to get in Afghanistan....u just have to know right ppl
    you mean the right Chinese people? sorry mate! aint never paying for it again... living in Korea was plenty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    yeah, what's the delay? I've already gven Marcus $20 to expedite this process, and now he's saying he needs another $20.
    He's also posting pictures of my first show...to last....to see the changes over seasons......and there were a lot of friggen member questions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    you mean the right Chinese people? sorry mate! aint never paying for it again... living in Korea was plenty
    only losers pay for sex ...not trying to be harsh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    He's also posting pictures of my first show...to last....to see the changes over seasons......and there were a lot of friggen member questions
    you mean more than the 42 that I asked? =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    only losers pay for sex ...not trying to be harsh....
    I dont' know mate... you seem pretty critical of most of what I say

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I dont' know mate... you seem pretty critical of most of what I say
    oh dont be sentimental....i know u r high of test does it make your estrogen level go high as well?

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    I think times roman and cal should have a hug fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    kp will beat all of u it was 14 months for him....
    this is true... and the majority of this time was while in a relationship

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    this is true... and the majority of this time was while in a relationship
    i didnt wanted to tell them that.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i didnt wanted to tell them that.....
    nothing to hide here... how you think I got such huge forearms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    oh dont be sentimental....i know u r high of test does it make your estrogen level go high as well?
    i don't think so.

    but didnt you just call me a loser?

    Im not upset, just not sure why you feel the need to bash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    nothing to hide here... how you think I got such huge forearms?
    oh and thats y u r missing triceps???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    i don't think so.

    but didnt you just call me a loser?

    Im not upset, just not sure why you feel the need to bash
    i wasnt bashing...dude at this day and age who pays for sex...only in long term.

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    I think i've gone 9 months to a year...... after I got married 6-10 weeks seems to be the norm. Aparantly rape is still illegal when your married so I guess theres not much I can do about it.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I think i've gone 9 months to a year...... after I got married 6-10 weeks seems to be the norm. Aparantly rape is still illegal when your married so I guess theres not much I can do about it.....

    ~Haz~
    amen to that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I think i've gone 9 months to a year...... after I got married 6-10 weeks seems to be the norm. Aparantly rape is still illegal when your married so I guess theres not much I can do about it.....

    ~Haz~
    False.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    False.
    Im listening

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    Yea my longest dry spell was from about idk like birth until around 16yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i wasnt bashing...dude at this day and age who pays for sex...only in long term.
    it was 1980, and I was 18...

    Like I just told someone else...

    Good girls wouldnt' talk to you...

    Bad girls wouldn't leave you alone

    you either paid for it, or you were celibate. What would you have done?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fattymcbutterpants View Post
    Yea my longest dry spell was from about idk like birth until around 16yo
    so that means you just got laid a couple of weeks ago? (j/k)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    it was 1980, and I was 18...

    Like I just told someone else...

    Good girls wouldnt' talk to you...

    Bad girls wouldn't leave you alone

    you either paid for it, or you were celibate. What would you have done?
    called DSM

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