Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
hahaha this is an old one but great..

Osama Bin Laden went to heaven and saw George Washington who kicked him in the nuts, then Ben Franklin who punched him in the face, followed by James Madison who kicked him in the stomach and stomped him on the face.. followed by many many other classic american heroes..

Finally in a bloody mess God came to him. As he laid there bleeding, he said "God I don't get it, i thought i was supposed to get 77 virgins when i went to heaven for being a Martyr??" God replied.. "no you damn idiot.. I said 77 Virginians"