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    Before i tell you the story of me crossing the rockies in a blizzard in the middle of the night (long story), I'll tell you a short one...

    I had my KZ1000 shipped to Europe, to a port in Bremen, Germany. I believe it was November, 1982. it was a nasty day, cloudy, and threatening rain. Previously, I had purchased some Italian Riding leathers, so I felt I was G2G in what ever weather. I even used some of the water repellent spray before hand, as an added precaution. I saddle up, and my destination is Stuttgart, Germany, about 741km away. It was fairly early in the morning, and I'm getting on the autobon, and just as I was getting ready to twist the throttle back and open her up, I felt some rain drops on my face. Again, full face helmet, no face shield. Using my left hand in front of my face, and peering through the cracks in my fingers, I'm able to see the road and keep most of the rain out of my eyes. But the rain starts to get heavier. Soon, cars are being trailed by water streams coming off the wheels. I have no windshield, and no face shield. But for awhile, I'm warm and more or less dry, except my face, but I'm dealing with that. After a few hours, my new leathers can no longer hold out the moisture, are fully soaked, and just like a swamp cooler, the fierce wind flowing through my wet leathers is like sitting in an ice box. I'm cold. And miserable! I can no longer stay at speed, since the faster i ride, the more wind, and the colder i get. Gradually, my speed comes down, and I can no longer even hold 70mph. The whole trip takes 12 hours, and there at the end, I'm barely doing 40mph. My whole body is a cramp from continous muscular tension. I finally arrive in Stuttgart, slowly climb out the saddle, and very slowly, go up to my buddies room. I strip off my leathers, my boots, everything, and climb into some warmer clothes. Everyone wants to go partying at the clubs. They look at me trying to figure out what is wrong with me. yeah, they get I rode in the rain. Yeah, they get it was non stop rain for 741km. Finally, I see a bottle of Jim Beam sitting there, disguised as a bowling pin (decorative decanter), twist the cap, and wish them an enjoyable evening. Me and Jim had a date that night, and then, after I killed the whole bottle, I was going to crash right there on the sofa.

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    Anyone ever see a topless chic on the back of a scooter?

    Our little group was traveling southbound Hiway 5 on our way to Hollister. Nice day, and we catch up to this other little group of scooters. This one chic was hanging on pretty tight to her ol' man as if she were cold, bare backed and all. But it's a nice day, not cold. We get closer, and she leans back, exposing a fairly nice rack and big nipples. So she just leans back against the back rest, smiling, giving us all a nice eye full as we scoot on by...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Before i tell you the story of me crossing the rockies in a blizzard in the middle of the night (long story), I'll tell you a short one...

    I had my KZ1000 shipped to Europe, to a port in Bremen, Germany. I believe it was November, 1982. it was a nasty day, cloudy, and threatening rain. Previously, I had purchased some Italian Riding leathers, so I felt I was G2G in what ever weather. I even used some of the water repellent spray before hand, as an added precaution. I saddle up, and my destination is Stuttgart, Germany, about 741km away. It was fairly early in the morning, and I'm getting on the autobon, and just as I was getting ready to twist the throttle back and open her up, I felt some rain drops on my face. Again, full face helmet, no face shield. Using my left hand in front of my face, and peering through the cracks in my fingers, I'm able to see the road and keep most of the rain out of my eyes. But the rain starts to get heavier. Soon, cars are being trailed by water streams coming off the wheels. I have no windshield, and no face shield. But for awhile, I'm warm and more or less dry, except my face, but I'm dealing with that. After a few hours, my new leathers can no longer hold out the moisture, are fully soaked, and just like a swamp cooler, the fierce wind flowing through my wet leathers is like sitting in an ice box. I'm cold. And miserable! I can no longer stay at speed, since the faster i ride, the more wind, and the colder i get. Gradually, my speed comes down, and I can no longer even hold 70mph. The whole trip takes 12 hours, and there at the end, I'm barely doing 40mph. My whole body is a cramp from continous muscular tension. I finally arrive in Stuttgart, slowly climb out the saddle, and very slowly, go up to my buddies room. I strip off my leathers, my boots, everything, and climb into some warmer clothes. Everyone wants to go partying at the clubs. They look at me trying to figure out what is wrong with me. yeah, they get I rode in the rain. Yeah, they get it was non stop rain for 741km. Finally, I see a bottle of Jim Beam sitting there, disguised as a bowling pin (decorative decanter), twist the cap, and wish them an enjoyable evening. Me and Jim had a date that night, and then, after I killed the whole bottle, I was going to crash right there on the sofa.

    I was still on a pedal bike...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl;5687***
    I was still on a pedal bike...
    Yeah, I remember passing you by on the road one day. Pony tails, right? Remember the big ugly biker waving at you? Yeah, that was me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Yeah, I remember passing you by on the road one day. Pony tails, right? Remember the big ugly biker waving at you? Yeah, that was me....
    Perv...i know all you had your mind on was grabbing those ponytails

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Perv...i know all you had your mind on was grabbing those ponytails
    guess what he is thinking of grabbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Perv...i know all you had your mind on was grabbing those ponytails
    dont' worry about the perv then.... worry about the perv now!

    ....I go after the "all grown up" little girls! =)

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