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  1. 07-13-2011, 06:50 PM #1
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    id staple her vagina shut
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    i'd kill myself
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    id staple her vagina shut
    I would do both of these things
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    Quote Originally Posted by brad1986 View Post
    id staple her vagina shut
    then stick a jack hammer in her ass, then kill myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by brad1986 View Post
    id staple her vagina shut
    I did that the other day hearing a lady gave birth to a 16 lb baby. Nobody is gettin near my vag now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I did that the other day hearing a lady gave birth to a 16 lb baby. Nobody is gettin near my vag now!
    16 lbs baby.......hmmm there is no vag left now......
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    16 lbs baby.......hmmm there is no vag left now......
    "Watching your wife give birth for the first time is like watching your favourite pub burn down"
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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    "Watching your wife give birth for the first time is like watching your favourite pub burn down"
    quite the opposite actually. first time i was up by her, holding her hand

    second time, the doc is like, yer down here with me sport! It was pretty friggin amazing, and emotionally I couldn't contain it. I really lost it when I placed my baby girl in my moms arms, that's when the tear drops started.
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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    "Watching your wife give birth for the first time is like watching your favourite pub burn down"
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    quite the opposite actually. first time i was up by her, holding her hand

    second time, the doc is like, yer down here with me sport! It was pretty friggin amazing, and emotionally I couldn't contain it. I really lost it when I placed my baby girl in my moms arms, that's when the tear drops started.
    I have to agree with auslifta on this one. I'm old fashioned where I think they guy should wait outside the room smoking a cigar and after the birth head down to the pub with his buddies to celebrate while the wife recuperates with her nurse/mid wife.
    At the most if he/you want to be in the room stand up by her head and let her break your hand but DONT watch the process. For most people it does change everything. What once was a fun play toy turns into????

    Yes it's an amazing thing but I would rather watch it on the discovery channels and for Gods sake, leave the camcorders at home.... No one wants to see that sh*t.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I have to agree with auslifta on this one. I'm old fashioned where I think they guy should wait outside the room smoking a cigar and after the birth head down to the pub with his buddies to celebrate while the wife recuperates with her nurse/mid wife.
    At the most if he/you want to be in the room stand up by her head and let her break your hand but DONT watch the process. For most people it does change everything. What once was a fun play toy turns into????

    Yes it's an amazing thing but I would rather watch it on the discovery channels and for Gods sake, leave the camcorders at home.... No one wants to see that sh*t.
    Sorry Lovbyts got to disagree it was the most amazing thing to see is your kids entering the world,nothing compares to it ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I did that the other day hearing a lady gave birth to a 16 lb baby. Nobody is gettin near my vag now!
    lmfao
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  11. 07-14-2011, 12:27 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I did that the other day hearing a lady gave birth to a 16 lb baby. Nobody is gettin near my vag now!
    she must have had a large pelvic structure for her bones to open up and pass a baby that big?

    btw dearie
    there are some guys that have went to the vet and got themselves fixed =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    she must have had a large pelvic structure for her bones to open up and pass a baby that big?

    btw dearie
    there are some guys that have went to the vet and got themselves fixed =)
    u r too old for that......i think at this age u ARE shooting blanks....
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