I am so sick of you lazy bastards!!!

[Sicko]

There are two main places I see this on a regular basis. Late at nite in bar bathroom toilets and at the bathroom toilets at game events. It's like the drunker the patrons the worse their aim is as well as their laziness in putting the toilet set lid up before peeing. Not only that but you will also find a whole lot of pee all over the floor in front of the toilets as well. Some guys can be total d*ck heads at times. Makes me wonder what their bathrooms look like at their own homes. And I understand TR's issue about a lazy bladder issue. When you have to wait till the urine stream flow gets going and your standing at a urinal next to other guys or one of those long pee trowels where a bunch of guys all stand together with their dicks all exposed to each other, you can get a little nervous about thinking these other guys think that you are gay and trying to check out their meat since you are the one not yet peeing. It's funny how some of you straight guys get so weirded out over being perceived as gay.

Just so it is clear... where I stand, I dont care really what your sexual preference is. That is totally your right to choose. I simply thought it was lame of the airborne poster to question my sexual preference as a way of defending being a lazy slob. My point is not really why you go into the stall, it just so happens that most of the guys commenting about going into the stall also feel that it is ok to piss on the seat..Sad...

But with that said.. I do take offense to being called anything that I am not. If you call me arrogant, greedy, fat or any other trait that I am not I will have issue with it.