Pet Names.....

[Times Roman]

I never did...never really understood it. I'm not the kind of guy that walks around telling everyone about my dong so I've had no need to name it, I let the dong do the talking when it steps up to the "podium".

My girlfriend begged me for months to tell her my "name" for it...she couldn't believe that I hadn't named it.

Mate,
I think you missed the point. YOU don't name it! your partner adopts it and names it. one day, you just notice she's calling your wanker something, and sometimes openly talks about it in public, although she's using her pet name for it.

[Nooomoto]

Mate,
I think you missed the point. YOU don't name it! your partner adopts it and names it. one day, you just notice she's calling your wanker something, and sometimes openly talks about it in public, although she's using her pet name for it.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh