I no longer have a love for glory holes.

[I.Muscle]

ur part of a steroid forum,

and the brother is kicking the shit out of you? and your scared?

shouldnt he be scared of you, this is a steroid forum lol

Never juiced, only 19. Come here for diet/workout tips, plus im running clen

[Eddie_m63]

2 grown people dont create a glory hole outside their parents house...

where is the "grown" in that.

again, u or ranging1 must not have a sister....

I have two sister who are probably not virgins, lets be realistic if you have a gf you want to bang her, if you have a sister she's been banged maybe by me or someone else.

[Mooseman33]

sound like a great older brother....

anyway.......

[FranciscoG]

Hey you can always try a smaller box next time.

[Hazard]

ur either related to the "sust guy"
or dont have a sister....

this guy is lucky he didnt get hospitalized for this...

exactly.... My sister is 22..... if i saw her doing that outside..... i'd kick who's ever ass was inside..... no effing way.....

I'd also be embarrassed she was my sister.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

I would, however, let someone elses sister doit to me..... LMFAO!

~Haz~

[energizer bunny]

i agree with mooseman and hazard......if that were my sister id def be given that box a good kickin!.....once i found out it woz her long term boyfriend id prob calm down a bit and just give my sis loadz of shit......

[ranging1]

ur either related to the "sust guy"
or dont have a sister....

this guy is lucky he didnt get hospitalized for this...

dont have a sister

2 grown people dont create a glory hole outside their parents house...

where is the "grown" in that.

again, u or ranging1 must not have a sister....

yes i dont lol

I'm only 19 man.

awesome, im ur age to lol

Never juiced, only 19. Come here for diet/workout tips, plus im running clen

f.e, good story man, funny as

[Big Horsepower]

I been seeing this chick for a while, she kinda has a wild side which I love about her. So she tells me she's gonna have the house to herself all day. As soon as I hear this I know I'm getting something today.

So I head over to her house around noonish. We just chill out for a while watch a movie, get a lil something to eat. So after the movie we are bored and we know whats gonna come next. We start making out hardcore, and I'm getting real turned on.

She just got a new frig for her kitchen and I saw the big ass cardboard box outside her house for it. For some reason I always had an obsession with glory holes. I always look for porn with them, always had a dream of getting a BJ using one. So I ask if shes willing to try something new, and she agrees without questioning.

I take her by the hand and bring her outside. My unit was getting rock solid just thinking about what is soon to come (no pun intended). Shes thought we were gonna do shit in the box, little did she know what was in store for her. I took out my trusty pocket knife cut a hole in the box perfectly shaped for my rattlesnake. Since the box was so big i had to lay it on its side and go in then have her stand the box upright. I drop my pants stick my unit in the hole and she knew what to do from there.

I was in heaven for about 5 minutes until i hear a voice scream, "Allie what the **** are you doing?" I knew it was her brother after a minute. I took my cock back into the box and put it away. I tried jumping out but couldn't get out. Next thing i know her brother is charging the ****ing box and he just kicks the box straight over.

Then he just starts stomping the shit outta me while im in the box. It continued for like 3 minutes till i was able to crawl out of the decrepit box and onto the grass. She had cooled him down by the time I got out, and he told her to go inside with him. She did, I got in my car and left. Now thinking about it i will never do that shit again, so much for my obsession.


Pic attached

So what other obsessions or funny stories do you have?

[DangerDave]

LMFAO!! Anyone have a big box I can lend?

[zimmy]

great story bro, im not coming down on u...
i was talking to the other guy..

ur fvking nuts man, and i lov it....

no you weren't going down on him...that was his gf

[MaNiCC]

no you weren't going down on him...that was his gf

I would, however, let someone elses sister doit to me..... LMFAO!

~Haz~

i thought u might, hypocrite........

[Mooseman33]

no you weren't going down on him...that was his gf

look who has the big jokes today....

jerk....lol

i was hoping no-one would catch that.....

[jasc]

bump for awesomeness... epic fvckin thread lol

[DSM4Life]

He never mentioned if the box was OK.

[fukngruvn]

first time reading it. thats a damn good laugh!

[chi]

wow this is too ****ing awesome!!!

[tlash88]

This was posted in my funny sexual experience thread....

One time this friend of mine was getting pressured to have sex with some dude she had just started dating. Shes like "yeah he's a freak he wants me to do all this stuff like suck it through a box". I'm like Ok I think I have an idea so I told her just let him know you're up for anything and I'll be there tonight with some people.

We camp outside and wait for the guy to get into this box. We have the girl play along. Meanwhile gay john goes over and starts going to town on this dudes peepee working his magic. You can tell boxman is totally into it. Then the girl yells out "OH SHIT ITS MY BROTHER" so we throw an arm bar at the box and plow into it knocking him over before he can pull his dik back. Then we start kicking the shit out of him.

[alexISthrowed]

Cherrydrpeps has brought lot's of lolz to this forum.

[BuffBuffalo]

This had to be the same guy who posted the poop/pee boner story on bb.com, these were two of the best threads ever.

[wmaousley]

How did I miss this thread?

[Far from massive]

A long time ago when I was about 19 ( pre HIV days ) I worked in a bakery in the White Flint mall in MD. The bathroom there was a well known gay hangout with glory holes in every stall divider and usally someone waiting for a cock in each one. Well a couple of us from the bakery were eating lunch and the new kid of about 15 years said he had to take a dump, he was going back to the bakery. Being the kind of a-holes we were we told the kid to use the bathroom in the eatery it was a lot cleaner than the one in the bakery, we are all giggling thinking about this kid and how he would react when offered a blow job, when all of a sudden we hear a scream and he comes running out of the bathroom area still trying to get his pants up and missing one sneaker, seems he sat on the toilet completly oblivious to the hole and the guy in the next stall reached under the divider and started rubbing his ankle.

Poor kid was so embarrased after we calmed him down back at work he went staight home and never even came back to pick up his check....well my consious is clear now thanks for allowing the me the use of the steroid.com confessional. Going to say my Hail Mary's

[oatmeal69]

LOL
Welcome

[thabeastmaster]

great story......for halloween last year i was a glory hole.....took a giant piece of cardboard, hung it around my neck, folded the sides like corners on a wall...hung a toiliet paper thingy there with paper, wrote the phone numbers of the girls who were throwing the party all over the cardboard ....cut a hole....and hung a giant 2 foot dong out of it......it was great....so bummed i have no pix

[Misery13]

****ing hilarious...

[wmaousley]

exactly.... My sister is 22..... if i saw her doing that outside..... i'd kick who's ever ass was inside..... no effing way.....

I'd also be embarrassed she was my sister.....

~Haz~

Dont check the pimp, check the hoe

[lovbyts]

Dont check the pimp, check the hoe

Even that is to much unless she is not your sister but YOUR hoe. If it was my sister I would just look away. it's all natural/nature and unless someone is being forced it's all good fun.

[crazy_rocks]

you guys should have used the basement instead.

everytime i see gloryhole porn its always the most trashy looking girls in the industry.

[wmaousley]

Well if you have Ref boxes in your yard, its safe to say its not a high class girl loool

[Scabtree]

I guess, the moral of the story is... cardboard boxes and sex don't mix. Let that be a noteworthy lesson for all of us.

[crazy_rocks]

this story sounds familiar like it was in a movie or something. hhhmmm.

[Hunter]

just wanted to a bump a great thread for people who may not have seen it yet.

[kalspic]

epic, next should be the anal sex thread

[lstbred]

Awesome!

[Standby]

man look at this kids threads he started. he has the funniest sh*t

[Times Roman]

wasn't it CDP that told a story once where this bloke was set up by this chic, and she was going to do the glory hole thing for him at this party? so the dude goes in this box, but at the last minute, this gay guy goes over instead of the chic, and sucks this guy off, in front of everyone, and the other dude didn't know until after?

[Shol'va]

wasn't it CDP that told a story once where this bloke was set up by this chic, and she was going to do the glory hole thing for him at this party? so the dude goes in this box, but at the last minute, this gay guy goes over instead of the chic, and sucks this guy off, in front of everyone, and the other dude didn't know until after?

And it has continued every friday night since then like clock work or should I say c0ck work..Bhahahahaha

[Times Roman]

And it has continued every friday night since then like clock work or should I say c0ck work..Bhahahahaha

are you suggesting he only "pretended" to not notice it wasn't a chic?

tch tch tch! =)

[Shol'va]

are you suggesting he only "pretended" to not notice it wasn't a chic?

tch tch tch! =)

You would think that he would have felt the five o'c0ck stubble of beard growth on his organ while getting performed upon

[Shol'va]

You would think that he would have felt the five o'c0ck stubble of beard growth on his organ while getting performed upon

I wonder if this is how Jack In The Box got it's start....