Ask DSM anything.

[DSM4Life]

Shol'va if you want to chime in you can too.

So my question is this guy in my gym gay? And is he trying to pick me up?

Background:

Iv seen this guy looking at me a few times in the gym not smiling or looking me up and down iv just noticed him looking. Anyway today he walks past me and just randomly says my hair looks nice. I said thanks but I was thinking to myself wtf! Because iv never spoken to him. Then about ten minutes later he comes up to me again and says to me "you're outfit is so co-ordinated today", I reply "what does that mean?" and he says "it's all so designer". I didn't even get a chance to say something because I didn't understand what he meant? Lol Then he just walked off. I think I made it worse because after that I had the feeling he was looking at me so I kept looking to see if he was (for some stupid reason) and I made eye contact with him a few times. Lol

So you wear designed clothing and make sure your hair looks good at the gym, is there something you want to tell us?

[Dr Pepper]

So you wear designed clothing and make sure your hair looks good at the gym, is there something you want to tell us?

Lol no! I forgot to mention I hadn't even done anything my hair at all I dont use any product during the week while I'm at work. My hair was just flat, that's why I'm confused? It didn't look nice at all! Lol

And the cloths I wear are the brand of a small gym group in Aus called 'black and blue'. I was wearing pants and a narrow back singlet. Both of that brand but not designer at all!

Man this is confusing!

[DSM4Life]

Lol no! I forgot to mention I hadn't even done anything my hair at all I dont use any product during the week while I'm at work. My hair was just flat, that's why I'm confused? It didn't look nice at all! Lol

And the cloths I wear are the brand of a small gym group in Aus called 'black and blue'. I was wearing pants and a narrow back singlet. Both of that brand but not designer at all!

Man this is confusing!

There is a HUGE gray area when it comes to gym gayism. Gay comments at a gym are almost void due to their location. For example: If another man says to you "nice calves" and your on a beach = gay but if it's said while your at the gym = not gay.
Now that we got the facts out of the way, based on your scenario i would have to admit that what he did has come off more as gay. There is never any reason to comment on another guys hair at a gym. He wants your magic stick.

[Dr Pepper]

Well his not getting it, lol

Thanks for clarification

[DSM4Life]

I am here for you straight guys. By the way, nice hair.

[Dr Pepper]

I am here for you straight guys. By the way, nice hair.

I know your here, glad to have ya!

Thanks il send u a pic on day lol

[JimmySidewalk]

I have a questiom DSM for you and another one for Shol'va
Would you prefer a beautiful:
1.woman
2.man
3.chick with a diick(tranny)

And Shol'va-would you prefer an ugly man or a beautiful feminine chick with a diick(tranny) ?

[Shol'va]

Well his not getting it, lol

Thanks for clarification

When he told you that you had nice hair were you both in the shower at the time? And was it nice hair he said or nice hang.

[Shol'va]

I have a questiom DSM for you and another one for Shol'va
Would you prefer a beautiful:
1.woman
2.man
3.chick with a diick(tranny)

And Shol'va-would you prefer an ugly man or a beautiful feminine chick with a diick(tranny) ?

2. man....And my choice between those two is ugly man with the lights out.

[Dr Pepper]

When he told you that you had nice hair were you both in the shower at the time? And was it nice hair he said or nice hang.

Lol no it wasnt in the shower! I'm sure he would have liked that, but no...

[DSM4Life]

I have a questiom DSM for you and another one for Shol'va
Would you prefer a beautiful:
1.woman
2.man
3.chick with a diick(tranny)

And Shol'va-would you prefer an ugly man or a beautiful feminine chick with a diick(tranny) ?

2. Man

[Razor]

DSM I cooked steak earlier and I know it was cooked well done. But now Im sick and feel like shit. What happened and what do I do?

[DSM4Life]

DSM I cooked steak earlier and I know it was cooked well done. But now Im sick and feel like shit. What happened and what do I do?

Lay down naked on your sofa (put a small wash rag where your balloon knot is so you don't get dingle-berries on the sofa). Molest yourself.

[Razor]

Lay down naked on your sofa (put a small wash rag where your balloon knot is so you don't get dingle-berries on the sofa). Molest yourself.

Man I thought this was supposed to be a serious thread, but I guess its turned into your gay back yard you sicko!!

[DSM4Life]

Man I thought this was supposed to be a serious thread, but I guess its turned into your gay back yard you sicko!!

Are you feeling better?

[Shol'va]

Are you feeling bitter?

.....

[Razor]

Are you feeling better?

Yea! But no thanks too you two gay boys...I just had to sleep it off.

[DSM4Life]

Yea! But no thanks too you two gay boys...I just had to sleep it off.

Molesting yourself is always followed by sleeping it off. Never second guess my advice!

[Razor]

Molesting yourself is always followed by sleeping it off. Never second guess my advice!

Well I did rub one off but I would not consider that molesting myself

[DSM4Life]

Well I did rub one off but I would not consider that molesting myself

Did you slide a finger in?

[DSM4Life]

[MACKATTACK]

If u like getting ur ass licked does that make u gay??

[DSM4Life]

If u like getting ur ass licked does that make u gay??

Nope, the anus has tons of nerve endings which make anal sex enjoyable for just about everyone. Most people don't try ever try it because of the stigma that goes along with it.

[Bertuzzi]

Why did I let myself get sooo fat?

and.....

When the fvck did Shol'va get so many posts.... Productiive memeber??

[xelnaga]

Would you have protected sex with a guy who was HIV positive?

Assuming you were not infected; what if you were already in a committed relationship, then discovered he was HIV positive, would you then?

[DSM4Life]

Why did I let myself get sooo fat?

and.....

When the fvck did Shol'va get so many posts.... Productiive memeber??

You got fat because you got lazy.

Shol'va is one of the greatest whores who has joined this board.

[DSM4Life]

Would you have protected sex with a guy who was HIV positive?

Assuming you were not infected; what if you were already in a committed relationship, then discovered he was HIV positive, would you then?

I would not. It would scare the crap out of me. Well given my current relationship that would mean that he would have cheated on me (we both been tested) and i would kick his sorry ass to the curb. If he was found to have been infected in some other way than sex, say transfusion or something then I would still stay with him. Not sure how i would go about with sex.

[Bertuzzi]

You got fat because you got lazy.

Shol'va is one of the greatest whores who has joined this board.

Well played sir..... Well played indeed

[DSM4Life]

Well played sir..... Well played indeed

I like my men chubby...

[Bertuzzi]

I like my men chubby...

I'm spoken for....

[DSM4Life]

I'm spoken for....

Another reason your fat.

[Bertuzzi]

Another reason your fat.

You win again.... you're too good at this game. I'm working on it though

[DSM4Life]

Why the slack off?

[Bertuzzi]

Why the slack off?

After cutting for so long and running a Keto diet for just under 6 months... I started carb loading like a crazy man, then stopped working out. Life got in the way... Busy with work and my business... I can come up with excuse after excuse.... you know how that goes.

[DSM4Life]

After cutting for so long and running a Keto diet for just under 6 months... I started carb loading like a crazy man, then stopped working out. Life got in the way... Busy with work and my business... I can come up with excuse after excuse.... you know how that goes.

We have all been there. In fact I was just there myself just a few months ago when i started a new job. if it makes you feel any better i would still let you give me a handjob.

[dumbtoad]

Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving one?

[Bertuzzi]

We have all been there. In fact I was just there myself just a few months ago when i started a new job. if it makes you feel any better i would still let you give me a handjob.

For some strange reason, that didn't help....

[DSM4Life]

For some strange reason, that didn't help....

I tried.

Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving one?

"Take" is an example of what linguists call a "light" verb. It has a standard meaning -- the one where someone gains possession of a thing -- but it has a bunch of other uses too. For example, think of the different meanings of "take" in take a walk, take a bath, take a vitamin, take a nap, take the sun, take a swim, take a class, take a trip, take a moment, take a look, take a tour, take my hand, take a chill pill, take a stab at it, take a job, et cetera, et cetera. Mostly those are things you DO, not things you gain possession of, even though the things you're taking in those phrases are nouns. Same with "take a dump". I hate to say it's "just an expression", but that's basically the answer. Expressions with light verbs are often not literally interpretable.

[dumbtoad]

Well put...I'm impressed!

[Bertuzzi]

I tried.

Yes.... and if it makes you feel any better... I'll let you look at my fat belly :P