dukkits international house o whores

[DanB]

i know girls

Take me under your wing, share some of your wisdom, I have an abundance of gear I can share with you in return

[DCI]

How are the chics in Ireland?

Ugly.

[calgarian]

Ugly.

oh thats y u drink that much so fvcking them get easier.....

[DanB]

Ugly.

What stones you looking under?

[jasc]

Well she gives the best bj, hand jobs I ever had..been with 32 girls and by far she is the best.
Only been able to cum from a bj, handjob with one other girl and that was like 8 years ago
She's got 32DD and a 00 waist..and she screams and shit when we have sex..its pretty nice

Nice pull brotha.. how tall is she?
*warning* If you say 5'0" I may come kidnap her

[Razor]

5'4..101lbs...I dont like girls that are 5'0, they look like midgets My last girl was 5'0 and was not happy about it

[DCI]

oh thats y u drink that much so fvcking them get easier.....

I'll stick to eastern europeans nice one

What stones you looking under?

None

[DanB]

damn it i've been putting it off all day and cant leave it any longer because me mate is on way round to collect me

damn cardio, me and you are going to fall out very soon,

keep the whore count up until i get back

[DanB]

I'll stick to eastern europeans nice one



None

start looking in dandelion in stephens green then and you will soon change your tune haha

[Razor]

damn it i've been putting it off all day and cant leave it any longer because me mate is on way round to collect me

damn cardio, me and you are going to fall out very soon,

keep the whore count up until i get back

Did you apologize??
Im going to the gym too

[calgarian]

try being on 1g of test and being picky......

[DanB]

Did you apologize??
Im going to the gym too

nope not yet but mabey the cardio will clear the head

[DanB]

try being on 1g of test and being picky......

i didnt know gram of test and picky could go in the same sentence

[Sgt. Hartman]

Fvck me I just crushed legs. Not feeling too good, you guys mind if I throw up in here?

[DCI]

start looking in dandelion in stephens green then and you will soon change your tune haha

I'm sure there all stunning but like all hot irish women they unbelieveably mental and generally annoying.

[calgarian]

i didnt know gram of test and picky could go in the same sentence

fvcking tell me abt it

[Bertuzzi]

bertuzzi is the judges union on strike or something man?

pick your winner so we can move to next round of the competition

Oh, I didn't know I was suppose to pick yet.... I'll go back and pick... fvcker!

hold up whores I got a serious question in the whore house 2nite

is that even permitted?

Absolutely not allowed.... unless I'm asking

If your aunty had balls, would she then be your uncle?

your aunty is a tranny?

Of course gix got the answer.... he has 2 tranny aunties!

Never seen that one.... love it!

[Bertuzzi]

^^ Winner.... one of my favourite... It was tough to pick though... but have to go with this classic

[Razor]

Fvck me I just crushed legs. Not feeling too good, you guys mind if I throw up in here?

[jasc]

^^ Winner.... one of my favourite... It was tough to pick though... but have to go with this classic

First off I'd like to thank god for making such a great ass and giving me the guidance to find it.
I'd like to thanks my friends and family and all of those who have supported me on this board.
I'd also like to give a shout out to Admin, without you none of this would have been possible. If it weren't for you we wouldn't be able to stare at so much great ass and would be forced to look at 6's at work.

*walks off stage, fake's a high-five to Razr n kicks him in the nuts*

[DCI]

Bahahaha Jasc quality post

[Razor]

I lost my fcking ipod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bertuzzi]

I lost my fcking ipod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're an iPod!

[bikeral]

good stuff jasc keep the ass coming.

[DCI]

I lost my fcking ipod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do people manage to loose shit? I've had my ipod for the past 8 years and never ever have lost a phone or wallet ever or keys or anything and I've been so drunk that I can't even remember my name at times.

[gixxerboy1]

How do people manage to loose shit? I've had my ipod for the past 8 years and never ever have lost a phone or wallet ever or keys or anything and I've been so drunk that I can't even remember my name at times.

one time i lost my virginity.

well depending who you ask it may have been a few times

[Razor]

How do people manage to loose shit? I've had my ipod for the past 8 years and never ever have lost a phone or wallet ever or keys or anything and I've been so drunk that I can't even remember my name at times.

Cause its like this big

[Bertuzzi]

How do people manage to loose shit? I've had my ipod for the past 8 years and never ever have lost a phone or wallet ever or keys or anything and I've been so drunk that I can't even remember my name at times.

I don't get it either... makes no sense to me

one time i lost my virginity.

well depending who you ask it may have been a few times

Fvck Gixxer... I don't remember you being this funny.... just firing zingers lately

[Razor]

I don't get it either... makes no sense to me

Dude I would loose my head if it was not attached...you never lost anything?

[Bertuzzi]

Dude I would loose my head if it was not attached...you never lost anything?

LOL... yah I have, just the other day I left my staps at the gym on the tredmill.... next morning when I got there.... they were exactly where I left them.... that was hard to believe.

I was just referring to those people who would loose their head if it wasn't attached... like you mentioned... it's okay... I have friends like that and its always amusing to watch them rip shit apart looking for things

[calgarian]

i havent lost my virginity once so soon i be 40 yrs old virgin

[Razor]

LOL... yah I have, just the other day I left my staps at the gym on the tredmill.... next morning when I got there.... they were exactly where I left them.... that was hard to believe.

I was just referring to those people who would loose their head if it wasn't attached... like you mentioned... it's okay... I have friends like that and its always amusing to watch them rip shit apart looking for things

Then you would laugh at me too.. I just ripped through my house and my car twice...I gave in to the bad news and just ordered another one...

[DCI]

one time i lost my virginity.

well depending who you ask it may have been a few times

So have, but I still got the box it came in

Cause its like this big

Are you sure you didn't eat it And you are still useless for loosing stuff. You have brought shame to all men all over the world.

[Bertuzzi]

Then you would laugh at me too.. I just ripped through my house and my car twice...I gave in to the bad news and just ordered another one...

I'm laughing just thinking about it!

[calgarian]

this morning

[Razor]

Are you sure you didn't eat it And you are still useless for loosing stuff. You have brought shame to all men all over the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MptrE...eature=related

[Bertuzzi]

this morning

Lookin' good you dirty hooker...

[calgarian]

Lookin' good you dirty hooker...

TY i increased my hourly rate now.....to $5/hr...fatties are welcome I will be millionaire soon ...
not to mention I m on 1g of test c

[jasc]

this morning

Good to see a pic of a bud, Nice to put a face to the name..
you work out at a Lifestyle Family Fitness?
Your gym looks identical to mine.. Same machines, mirror height, tv look n size, clock with a sign under it, even the same damn paint color on the walls... Only in a different country

[DCI]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MptrE...eature=related

See what I did there