Ask DSM anything.

[DSM4Life]

Yes.... and if it makes you feel any better... I'll let you look at my fat belly :P

I am staring at my PM box waiting for your message.

[Bertuzzi]

I am staring at my PM box waiting for your message.

No need.... its on the open forum.... just for you

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...Fat-Fvcks!-LOG!!

[DSM4Life]

You can be my cuddle bear. You seem to have a decent bulge in the shorts which is a good sign. Nice bathroom BTW.

[Bertuzzi]

You can be my cuddle bear. You seem to have a decent bulge in the shorts which is a good sign. Nice bathroom BTW.

Thanks, and thanks... I assume when you say nice bathroom, you are talking about the pic where I am skinny, not fat. That bathroom and the kitchen is what made me buy my house.... just amazing.... The bathroom is bigger than most bedrooms. House is for sale if you wanna move to Canada.... Just saying, then we could cuddle

[DSM4Life]

Thanks, and thanks... I assume when you say nice bathroom, you are talking about the pic where I am skinny, not fat. That bathroom and the kitchen is what made me buy my house.... just amazing.... The bathroom is bigger than most bedrooms. House is for sale if you wanna move to Canada.... Just saying, then we could cuddle

Like they say, kitchens and bathrooms are what sell a house. If i buy the house will you take a bath with me?

[Bertuzzi]

Like they say, kitchens and bathrooms are what sell a house. If i buy the house will you take a bath with me?

ummmm.... we'll leave that to negotiations!

[DSM4Life]

ummmm.... we'll leave that to negotiations!

Where are the picture of the kitchen?

[Bertuzzi]

Where are the picture of the kitchen?

When my realtor puts them up I'll let you know

[gixxerboy1]

What the fvck is starbucks closed or something

[Bertuzzi]

What the fvck is starbucks closed or something

Yup they went out of business!!

[DSM4Life]

I could go for a vanilla frappuccino.

[Bertuzzi]

I could go for a vanilla frappuccino.

You're a vanilla frappuccino!

[DSM4Life]

You're a vanilla frappuccino!

Would you consume me?

[Bertuzzi]

Would you consume me?

Nope.... too sweet for me *blush*

[stack_it]

Thought you might find this humorous...

http://dating.failblog.org/?p=14092

http://dating.failblog.org/?p=14092

[DSM4Life]

Thought you might find this humorous...

http://dating.failblog.org/?p=14092

http://dating.failblog.org/?p=14092

Meh, 4 out of 10.

[gixxerboy1]

[DSM4Life]

First I get straight guys to search for man pics then I get them to....

[Sgt. Hartman]

^^^ He didn't have to search for it, it was already saved on his laptop.

[gixxerboy1]

^^^ He didn't have to search for it, it was already saved on his laptop.

it was the screen saver you sent me

[DSM4Life]

^^^ He didn't have to search for it, it was already saved on his laptop.

Good call. I think we need to show Gix our support.

[Sgt. Hartman]

I knew you had worked at some strip clubs but I didn't know they were that kind of strip club.

[gixxerboy1]

I knew you had worked at some strip clubs but I didn't know they were that kind of strip club.

lol. i worked at both
DSM knows "the cave"

[DSM4Life]

lol. i worked at both
DSM knows "the cave"

Been there. Maybe we shared a dance?

[Bertuzzi]

I promised you kitchen pictures... and I always deliver on my promises.

[gixxerboy1]

damn Bert very nice home

[gixxerboy1]

Been there. Maybe we shared a dance?

depends did you enjoy your dances?

[Bertuzzi]

damn Bert very nice home

Thanks... its for sale, if you wanna move to good old Canada

It was the bathroom and the kitchen that made me buy it 4 years ago... now after living there this long I hate how big it is. Just me and the wife... we're both to busy to clean so we pay someone and shit.... its just too much... getting a tiny place.... selling most of our shit.

[DSM4Life]

I promised you kitchen pictures... and I always deliver on my promises.

You have very nice taste. We share the same decor style. I Actually have the same cabint handles . Although I live your kitchen the electic stove would be a deal breaker for me. I came from a electric stove apt and I swore I would never own a home with electric appliances.

[Bertuzzi]

You have very nice taste. We share the same decor style. I Actually have the same cabint handles . Although I live your kitchen the electic stove would be a deal breaker for me. I came from a electric stove apt and I swore I would never own a home with electric appliances.

In a few years when I build my next house and decide to go big again, I will have gas and electric cook tops.... best of both worlds, granted the kitchen in my next house will be twice the size so I will have the room.... one more pic for you... the is the living room just off the kitchen.

[DSM4Life]

In a few years when I build my next house and decide to go big again, I will have gas and electric cook tops.... best of both worlds, granted the kitchen in my next house will be twice the size so I will have the room.... one more pic for you... the is the living room just off the kitchen.

I have the same exact wall color with accent wall in my kitchen. Nice.

[Razor]

[DSM4Life]

[gixxerboy1]

[canadian-bacon]

[DSM4Life]

[canadian-bacon]

That's false advertisement.

[DSM4Life]

That's false advertisement.

We all love surprises.

[canadian-bacon]

Kinda like pushup bras. Take em off and "surprise". Nothing there. But that kind of surprise you are talking about is uncalled for.

[JimmySidewalk]

Kinda like pushup bras. Take em off and "surprise". Nothing there. But that kind of surprise you are talking about is uncalled for.

That door swings both ways my friend. Wait till you get with a girl because of her big sweet natural(not fat) boobies and you take off the bra and they fall and hang down to her knees. It made me a sad little boy, it just ruined it for me. And just dont get me started about her family pizza size nipples...