Associate Member
Have to endure eating actually let me correct that drinking nothing but clear liquids for 36 hours then pay for the joy of being put half to sleep to have a camera stuck up my ass. Colonoscopy oh I hate this and I have to take laxatives to clear me out meaning I can't be more than 10 ft from a toilet. This sucks
Anabolic Member
SMILE!
....you're on Candid Camera!!!
Associate Member
Haha true that my wife asked if I wanted to shave my ass I nearly fell off my chair laughing
Knowledgeable Member
what was it done for? findings ok?
Associate Member
Gotta get it done tomorrow so hopefully all good
Knowledgeable Member
you already know everything about it even before its done? well, at least you'll know what to expect. so there will be no surprises. you'll be alright.Originally Posted by Mrcivil
Associate Member
Yeah there is a massive checklist you have to do before it I'm in the laxatives and no food part which is killing me haha
Neurologically Intact
Not looking forward to one of these. . . . .
But, at least you are all the way under during the procedure.
Productive Member
They suck, butI promise, youll never know anything that went on. I dreaded it, but they gave me the anesthesia and next thing I remember was eating at the buffet. It is good to get done when you or your Dr feels its time. You will be fine and wont know a thing. Plus, the pictures are pretty cool. If youre lucky, you might see some left over "debris", which might be embarassing if you have a hot nurse present. And trust me, it can get worse. If you would like to hear a hemorroid horror story, I am your man!
Knowledgeable Member
Typical pre 50 test. Not a big deal. My daughter had to have it done as well as 4 different endoscopy (same thing opposite entrance) when she was only 13 so I figured is she did it without complaining so could I. Drinking the laxative stuff was not a big deal either. Doesn't taste nearly as bad as some protein drinks. lol
Now if you ever have to have any type of actual work or procedure in the nether region make sure you do the same thing. Go on a liquid diet a few days before, drink a laxative before like you are doing now and take plenty of stool softeners and laxative after as well as staying on a liquid diet for a few days. Just a few tips that will make your life a LOT more comfortable just in case.
Associate Member
Te thing that sucks is I'm in week 9 of a cycle making great gains strength and size wise missing a couple days of diet and training is not cool haha not happy about that more than anything else
Knowledgeable Member
This should not affect your cycle in any way. It's only one day or two without food, not a big deal. No need to take a break from working out. No reason not to go to the gym tomorrow. You wont feel anything tomorrow or after.
I'm sure DSM or Sholva will come hold your hand when they put you out if you need someone to comfort you.
Associate Member
Haha cheers I have been passing blood which is why they have sent me to get it done went and did a light chest session anyway despite my wife telling me it was a bad idea 300 lb bench 2 sets of 10 reps wanted to push heavy bit thought it best to back off a little bit because of the bleeding
Knowledgeable Member
Ahh the good ole passing blood. Internal Hemorrhoids. It's sounding all to familiar. Do you want to good or bad news. The good news is it's you, not me anymore. Bad news is what is to come.....
Butt... pun intended if you do have to have done what I did and you listen to me it will make your life 110% easier and you will never know the pain (not discomfort) that I have saved you from. 1st hand experience and even on other message boards dealing with this women who have gone through what I did say it was as bad if not worse than child birth.... Scared yet? lol
Associate Member
A little as I had a wonderful surgeon jam his finger up there the other night and said that it wasn't internal hemaroids which has me a little worried but have to wait and see
Knowledgeable Member
You cant always feel them Not much of anything else would be causing blood unless you just tore it taking a heavy dump some how. Happens.
You will know soon enough. No need to worry about it though. Wont change anything either way.
Member
Could be, the Doc could end up using this
Associate Member
Hahaha
Knowledgeable Member
Tomorrow should be fun also.
Associate Member
All I keep thinking is thank god they put me under and I'm having a cheat meal when it's done there is a KFC right near the place haha
Member
Anybody getting anal raped deserves atleast that.
Associate Member
My thoughts exactly
Knowledgeable Member
LOL. It's funny how everyone gets so worked up over this or maybe it's just for show because honestly this part is less intrusive and you feel nothing compared to the finger probing.
It's good fun to tease someone who is going in for it though such as my pictures above.
Associate Member
Gotta admit the finger has certainly been the worst part so far I wanted to be under for that part
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
It doesnt feel as bad while getting a reach around.
Knowledgeable Member
I knew you would be receiving some expert advise soon.
Superbowl XLIX Champs!
Do you think his doctor should take him out for dinner and drinks first though? You know just to be classy.
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
His Doc is new-school. He knows he is getting that ass so why waste money beforehand.
Knowledgeable Member
No he is not allowed any food or drinks the 36 hrs before the procedure (it's today or tomorrow) so he will have to take him out afterwards.
I'm sure he will at least snuggle with him for a while on the table before he wakes up.
Associate Member
As long as the doc strokes my hair and says nice things as he puts me under we can skip the formality if dinner and drinks
Knowledgeable Member
Hopefully it's only your hair he is stroking.
You knew the thread was going to go this way didnt you?
Associate Member
Yeah it was bound to end up there haha
Superbowl XLIX Champs!
You bring up a good point there.
So if he wakes up to see his doctor finishing a cigarette, he knows he's in deep trouble?
Productive Member
Wow KFC in Australia! Who would have thought it. Just goes to show show you there is chicken to be had everywhere. Unfortunately I'm not into chicken though. Oh and you'd better hope you do a real good job of drinking all that stuff, because if it's not clean back there they will cancel your colonoscope. and make you go through it again the next day along with all that drinking of that fluid. Just an fyi. but by now it is already done and the doc is smoking that cigarette having a big smile and charging you for a booty call.
Productive Member
Not fair though cause the guy will have never felt a thing...lol Wont know if the doc was huge or just teenie weenie.
Member
ATLEAST ask for a reach around
Senior Member
I go in for a scope.....in the other endat the end of Oct. lol But now that Im over 40 Im waiting my turn
and when I blew my esophagus the Doc did a finger probe "I just want to see if blood went all the way through"ahhh what?
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
