Whooz ggot the bigggest dik?

[Times Roman]

Mine wraps around the garage twice. Only problem is when someone backs out the car, I get these friggin tread marks on my willie. And no female around to kiss my boo boo.

Life sucks

Yer pal

Drunk Roman

[alexISthrowed]

2 inches at full staff. Average thickness. Just gotta make short fast strokes. Good thing my gf is tiny so it feels like 3 inches to her.

[milky01623]

1 Inch dudes

The used to call me Justin until they realised that's 1" from the floor ;-)

[wmaousley]

Mine is about 3.5 inches and as big around as a soup can

[Back In Black]

1 Inch dudes

The used to call me Justin until they realised that's 1" from the floor ;-)

Bloody Chubby Milky Brown. I was gonna use that one!

[Shol'va]

Bad news: Whoever coined the reassuring catchphrase “size doesn’t matter” may have lied.
shocked woman

Looks like someone is not impressed.

According to a new study in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, one-third of women who frequently have vaginal orgasms claim they’re more likely to climax when having sex with men with larger penises.

Researchers asked more than 300 women how often they had sex, how frequently they had vaginal and/or clitoral orgasms, and whether or not penis length influenced their ability to orgasm during intercourse. Out of the 160 women who often experienced vaginal-only orgasms and had enough partners to compare sizes, one third said they preferred longer-than-average penises.

What exactly does “average” count for these days? According to a study, you can compare your penis to the length of a 20-pound banknote or U.S. dollar bill—so 5.8 inches and 6.1 inches, respectively. (Quick, go find some cash and compare!)

But before you start freaking out that you don’t measure up, keep this in mind: 60 percent of the women in the survey did report that size made no difference. What’s more, when Men’s Health surveyed 3,289 women on how happy they are with their sex lives, only 7 percent of sexually satisfied women said that penis size was critical to their pleasure.

So sure, size may matter to some women—for some types of orgasms. But the good news is you can outsmart your size even if you—err—come up short. Your secret weapons? Passion, foreplay, and variety. Here’s how to make them work for you.

1. Give Her a Rubdown
It isn’t your penis that keeps women coming back for more—it’s your passion, says Yvonne K. Fulbright, Ph.D., sexologist and Astroglide’s Health and Wellness Ambassador. But that doesn’t always mean ripping her clothes off as soon as you close the bedroom door. Women want to feel appreciated, and sometimes nonsexual touching is more of a turn-on than going straight for her butt or breasts, says Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of Loveology University, an online resource for sex knowledge.

Try this: Before you begin rounding the basis, start small. “Run your fingers through her hair, caress her jaw line, and return to massaging her scalp,” says Cadell. Continue to work your fingers down her neck and on to her shoulders, stopping the massage every so often to briefly kiss her on the back of her head or on her ear. If this type of affection feels a little foreign, the new sensations will definitely wake up her senses, Cadell says. (Rubdowns aren’t just great for the bedroom—see how you can Fix Anything with Massage.)

2. Ice, Ice Baby!
If foreplay to you means a couple minutes of hands-on-breasts action, it’s time for a serious upgrade. “You need to show her you’re not in a hurry,” says Cadell.
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Try this: Remove her bra so you can kiss, nibble, and lick all over her breasts. Take her nipple in your mouth and roll your tongue around its perimeter. Then pop an ice cube in your mouth and repeat the process. Once her nipple’s erect from temperature spike, remove the cube and continue until your mouth and tongue is warm again. Using ice can be highly erotic, Cadell says, especially when you’re alternating between a warm mouth and a cold tongue.

3. Enhance Your Erection
Once she’s ready to go, choose a flattering position. “Avoid missionary,” says Jen Landa, M.D., author of The Sex Drive Solution for Women. “You’re not able to penetrate as deep and the angle doesn’t really accentuate your size.” Instead, try these two positions from The Men’s Health Big Book of Sex.

The Flatiron

The Flatiron

The Flatiron

How it works: Have her lie face down on the bed with her knees slightly bent and hips slightly raised. For comfort, and to increase the angle of her hips, place a pillow under her lower abs. From here, enter her from behind and keep your weight off of her by propping yourself up with your arms. This position creates a snug fit, and it’ll intensify her pleasure by making you feel larger to her.

The Cowgirl

The Cowgirl

The Cowgirl

How it works: Lie on your back and have her climb on top to straddle you. For comfort, and to help her support her balance while on top, extend your hands toward her. This position allows for a variety of interesting sights and sensations, and offers her the psychological advantage of taking charge of pace and depth of penetration. And if you’re not equipped with porn star-sized assets: Alternate between shallow and deep thrusts. “Shallow will stimulate the front third of the vagina, which is the most sensitive,” says sex therapist Rebecca Rosenblat, author of Seducing Your Man. (And when you’re done with those, here are 4 more sex positions every man must try.)

[Fllifter]

Is everyone using the adjusted penis formula? you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared lol.

[alexISthrowed]

My penis also makes a 90 degree turn. 1" out 1" to the left.

[Knockout_Power]

this went from who has the biggest to who has the smallest... in that case there wont be a clear winner until Cal shows up... where is babydik anyways?

[alex18]

Chode

[alexISthrowed]

this went from who has the biggest to who has the smallest... in that case there wont be a clear winner until Cal shows up... where is babydik anyways?

My gf says it feels like a monster and it's soo huge. 2 inches of pain.

[Capebuffalo]

The girl told me to fvck her with 12 in and hurt her. So I fvcked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.

Just kidding. It wasn't a brick.

[Hunter]

1 Inch dudes

The used to call me Justin until they realised that's 1" from the floor ;-)

if your laying on the floor...on your stomach.

[Shol'va]

this went from who has the biggest to who has the smallest... in that case there wont be a clear winner until Cal shows up... where is babydik anyways?

Come on now KP back in the day you were complaining of coming up short. You compared yourself to a slab of ribs... The Short Ends... Bhahahahahaha

[Knockout_Power]

Come on now KP back in the day you were complaining of coming up short. You compared yourself to a slab of ribs... The Short Ends... Bhahahahahaha

yah, but I dont get any action, so it cant be too small if theres no pvssy to disappoint...

[dan991]

I have a small cock... but my ass is like a jack hammer so.....

[Knockout_Power]

I found having a thick 9.5" wallet makes up for all shortcomings.

[Armykid93]

Bad news: Whoever coined the reassuring catchphrase “size doesn’t matter” may have lied.
shocked woman

Looks like someone is not impressed.

According to a new study in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, one-third of women who frequently have vaginal orgasms claim they’re more likely to climax when having sex with men with larger penises.

Researchers asked more than 300 women how often they had sex, how frequently they had vaginal and/or clitoral orgasms, and whether or not penis length influenced their ability to orgasm during intercourse. Out of the 160 women who often experienced vaginal-only orgasms and had enough partners to compare sizes, one third said they preferred longer-than-average penises.

What exactly does “average” count for these days? According to a study, you can compare your penis to the length of a 20-pound banknote or U.S. dollar bill—so 5.8 inches and 6.1 inches, respectively. (Quick, go find some cash and compare!)

But before you start freaking out that you don’t measure up, keep this in mind: 60 percent of the women in the survey did report that size made no difference. What’s more, when Men’s Health surveyed 3,289 women on how happy they are with their sex lives, only 7 percent of sexually satisfied women said that penis size was critical to their pleasure.

So sure, size may matter to some women—for some types of orgasms. But the good news is you can outsmart your size even if you—err—come up short. Your secret weapons? Passion, foreplay, and variety. Here’s how to make them work for you.

1. Give Her a Rubdown
It isn’t your penis that keeps women coming back for more—it’s your passion, says Yvonne K. Fulbright, Ph.D., sexologist and Astroglide’s Health and Wellness Ambassador. But that doesn’t always mean ripping her clothes off as soon as you close the bedroom door. Women want to feel appreciated, and sometimes nonsexual touching is more of a turn-on than going straight for her butt or breasts, says Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of Loveology University, an online resource for sex knowledge.

Try this: Before you begin rounding the basis, start small. “Run your fingers through her hair, caress her jaw line, and return to massaging her scalp,” says Cadell. Continue to work your fingers down her neck and on to her shoulders, stopping the massage every so often to briefly kiss her on the back of her head or on her ear. If this type of affection feels a little foreign, the new sensations will definitely wake up her senses, Cadell says. (Rubdowns aren’t just great for the bedroom—see how you can Fix Anything with Massage.)

2. Ice, Ice Baby!
If foreplay to you means a couple minutes of hands-on-breasts action, it’s time for a serious upgrade. “You need to show her you’re not in a hurry,” says Cadell.
MORE USEFUL STUFF

5 Moves Every Man Must Try in Bed
8 Red-Hot Ways to Have More Sex
Fulfill Her Sex Fantasies
Your Map to Her Breasts (NSFW)
What Your Hand Says about Your Penis

Try this: Remove her bra so you can kiss, nibble, and lick all over her breasts. Take her nipple in your mouth and roll your tongue around its perimeter. Then pop an ice cube in your mouth and repeat the process. Once her nipple’s erect from temperature spike, remove the cube and continue until your mouth and tongue is warm again. Using ice can be highly erotic, Cadell says, especially when you’re alternating between a warm mouth and a cold tongue.

3. Enhance Your Erection
Once she’s ready to go, choose a flattering position. “Avoid missionary,” says Jen Landa, M.D., author of The Sex Drive Solution for Women. “You’re not able to penetrate as deep and the angle doesn’t really accentuate your size.” Instead, try these two positions from The Men’s Health Big Book of Sex.

The Flatiron

The Flatiron

The Flatiron

How it works: Have her lie face down on the bed with her knees slightly bent and hips slightly raised. For comfort, and to increase the angle of her hips, place a pillow under her lower abs. From here, enter her from behind and keep your weight off of her by propping yourself up with your arms. This position creates a snug fit, and it’ll intensify her pleasure by making you feel larger to her.

The Cowgirl

The Cowgirl

The Cowgirl

How it works: Lie on your back and have her climb on top to straddle you. For comfort, and to help her support her balance while on top, extend your hands toward her. This position allows for a variety of interesting sights and sensations, and offers her the psychological advantage of taking charge of pace and depth of penetration. And if you’re not equipped with porn star-sized assets: Alternate between shallow and deep thrusts. “Shallow will stimulate the front third of the vagina, which is the most sensitive,” says sex therapist Rebecca Rosenblat, author of Seducing Your Man. (And when you’re done with those, here are 4 more sex positions every man must try.)

Sholva, the board love doctor

[HitIt]

i'm always bottoming out on cervixes. true story.

[Soar]

1 Inch dudes

The used to call me Justin until they realised that's 1" from the floor ;-)

They don't call you the bull hamster for nothing

[Far from massive]

Serious story I had a freind (died) who was somewhere over 12 inches and very thick. He had just gotten out of a court ordered drug program after 18 months so he was really horny. Called up an escourt service and explained his size and girth they said no problem sent a girl out and she took one look at it and said Fvk NO!! but she called a friend from another agency who was 2 states away and she flew in and spend the whole weekend with him and did not charge him a dime LOL.

The downside to the story was that 98% of the women who he ever met reacted just like the first one when they saw what he had between his legs.

[GirlyGymRat]

My buddy TR, noticed you missing yesterday from the boards......how was that hangover! LOL

Note to all others......I didn't read your replys!

Mine wraps around the garage twice. Only problem is when someone backs out the car, I get these friggin tread marks on my willie. And no female around to kiss my boo boo.

Life sucks

Yer pal

Drunk Roman

[Lunk1]

My buddy TR, noticed you missing yesterday from the boards......how was that hangover! LOL

Note to all others......I didn't read your replys!

I call BS on your second statement

[GirlyGymRat]

I call BS on your second statement

Lacking evidence it's all lies

[Lunk1]

Lacking evidence it's all lies

Of course it's all lies...it's men talking about penis size lol. Are you asking to see evidence ?

[GirlyGymRat]

Of course it's all lies...it's men talking about penis size lol. Are you asking to see evidence ?

Noooo. No pm of junk plz!!! Pics just speciation. Lol

[Capebuffalo]

Noooo. No pm of junk plz!!! Pics just speciation. Lol

Pm inbound

[GirlyGymRat]

Pm inbound

Ohhhhh. Yours won't be the first lol. I am not a sloot and will have to report everyone who sends me pics of their junk. Besides that's not evidence neither!!!!

[Lunk1]

Ohhhhh. Yours won't be the first lol. I am not a sloot and will have to report everyone who sends me pics of their junk. Besides that's not evidence neither!!!!

Tell me your kidding...you have not been PM'd junk pics here........have you? Damn Brett Favre!

[Capebuffalo]

Ohhhhh. Yours won't be the first lol. I am not a sloot and will have to report everyone who sends me pics of their junk. Besides that's not evidence neither!!!!

Sorry was supposed to go to Lunk.
Lunk you will have to double click to open the ful file.

[Lunk1]

It says the file is too big and needs to be compressed! Lucky bastard!

[GirlyGymRat]

It says the file is too big and needs to be compressed! Lucky bastard!

I got the same error. Hahahahaha. J/k.

[Shol'va]

That's odd mine said check file for STD's...lol

[Capebuffalo]

That's odd mine said check file for STD's...lol

Your file was furry.

[alexISthrowed]

My dicks so tiny I could post a naked picture of myself and it would not break any rules.

[Capebuffalo]

My dicks so tiny I could post a naked picture of myself and it would not break any rules.

Damn steroids.

[alexISthrowed]

Damn steroids.

I know used to be a solid 16" until I did my first cycle.

[Capebuffalo]

I know used to be a solid 16" until I did my first cycle.

Slin pin spot injection it tip and base of your penile. Works for me.

[alexISthrowed]

Slin pin spot injection it tip and base of your penile. Works for me.

I've been injecting water based test suspension into it for a few months then immediately using my penis pump and I've gained about an eighth of an inch.

[Shol'va]

I've been injecting water based test suspension into it for a few months then immediately using my penis pump and I've gained about an eighth of an inch.

If you measure it using the metric system it's sounds more impressive.....