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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Damn now both you and GirlyGymRat are gonna need looking after. I'll have to purchase a small inflatable pool to sponge bath you both in during your recoveries.
    Now I want a surgery too ;(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Now I want a surgery too ;(
    the gaystripper is coming for your sponge bath, have $4.37 ready to pay him for the week
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    the gaystripper is coming for your sponge bath, have $4.37 ready to pay him for the week
    Cheap is just my style...much appreciated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    the gaystripper is coming for your sponge bath, have $4.37 ready to pay him for the week
    I just wonder how his stripping is doing these days. I think he was worried about getting a chubby and having to explain he was straight but got a woody from a gay boy if those boys got too close to his johnson when putting those dollars and change into his bikini g-string. It's hard to convince a crowd when your body betrays you in front of them. It's funny how your body can and does pop a woody even if you aren't thinking of sex. that used to happen to me a lot in high school and it scared the fvck out of me when having to shower with the gym class. Fortunately I think my fear of it kept me from popping one. But being a gay stripper and knowing your turning on all those patrons you can get into it easily and bada bing bada boom you've got wood! But seriously guys I'm not gay. I don't know why my johnson popped up, as he trys to talk his way out of the situation as a wet spot forms on his g-string.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    the gaystripper is coming for your sponge bath, have $4.37 ready to pay him for the week
    Surgery stinks but need to get healthy and address pain.

    I saw your gay stripper in q&a section earlier this week. U may want to pm him or just tqke shov'la for care giver. Shov'la rates probably a little higher???

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    the gaystripper is coming for your sponge bath, have $4.37 ready to pay him for the week
    He's only gay for the money. For God's sake $21 a night is a lot of money. hahahaha

    Good luck with the surgery. I trust you're going to look in to a second opinion before you let them hack away. And if something happens to you, Brah, I'll take care of your wife.

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