The Wish List.

[The Bear 79]

Granted, she arrived just in time for your stag!

I wish I didn't have to watch her grind on your lap...

Granted, you now have to watch her grind on your face.

I wish I lived in Brazil

[jasc]

Granted, but now all prostitutes are 6' / 400 lbs

I wish I could see the look on your face when you order up an escort & one these big mama's shows up at your door

Granted* But you are now taggin it with me

I wish I could teleport

[Shsm]

Granted* But Kit is now a Smart car and the Hoff has been replaced by Rosie O'Donnel

I wish you could buy AAS at Walmart

Granted, but they only sell Equipoise.

I wish Jennifer Lopez was sitting on my lap right now

[Soar]

Granted, you now have to watch her grind on your face.

I wish I lived in Brazil

I just barfed a bit...


Granted, first step a Brazilian from a elderly man.

I wish this camp had television...

[canesfan804]

I just barfed a bit...


Granted, first step a Brazilian from a elderly man.

I wish this camp had television...

Granted but it only shows all male porn and this is a acting camp....this weeks lesson.....reenact the tv.

I wish I was Mr. O

[The Bear 79]

Granted but it only shows all male porn and this is a acting camp....this weeks lesson.....reenact the tv.

I wish I was Mr. O

Granted, but you are the very first Mr. O. there ever was


I wish my wireless router would quit fvcking up............

[canesfan804]

Granted but now all your cpu will do is post on FB with Dan.

I wish chicks wanted me for more than my penis.

[bigZthedestroyer]

Granted but now all your cpu will do is post on FB with Dan.

I wish chicks wanted me for more than my penis.

Your wish has been granted! Not only do they love you for your penis, they now also love you for your vagina! Congrats HERM.

I wish I had an ironman suit.

[The Bear 79]

Your wish has been granted! Not only do they love you for your penis, they now also love you for your vagina! Congrats HERM.

I wish I had an ironman suit.

Granted, but your suit is actually a kindergartners pajamas.

I wish I could be there when you try to fly off in you "iron man suit"

[GirlyGymRat]

Granted, but your suit is actually a kindergartners pajamas.

I wish I could be there when you try to fly off in you "iron man suit"

Not sure if I am doing this right, but here goes.

Granted. But the bears iron man suit is fueled with by product of consuming liquid eggs( and i read that smells just awful in the nutritional forum).

I wish the genie would grant me 3 wishes.

[Soar]

Not sure if I am doing this right, but here goes.

Granted. But the bears iron man suit is fueled with by product of consuming liquid eggs( and i read that smells just awful in the nutritional forum).

I wish the genie would grant me 3 wishes.

Granted but the genie doesn't speak English, chances are things will get lost in translation.

I wish I was immune to the common cold...

[jasc]

Granted but the genie doesn't speak English, chances are things will get lost in translation.

I wish I was immune to the common cold...

Granted* But you are now 10 times more likely to get the flu

I wish I was a landwhale so I could ride a scooter.

[Soar]

Granted* But you are now 10 times more likely to get the flu

I wish I was a landwhale so I could ride a scooter.

Lmao

Granted but now you can't reach the pop fountain!

I wish this forum had more women

[jasc]

Lmao

Granted but now you can't reach the pop fountain!

I wish this forum had more women

lol

Granted* Rosanne, Ellen, and Rosie O'Donnel have now just signed up

I wish I had a Lambourghini

[Soar]

lol

Granted* Rosanne, Ellen, and Rosie O'Donnel have now just signed up

I wish I had a Lambourghini

Granted, it just had a fresh Vtec conversion! Lol

I wish Civics didnt exist

[jasc]

Granted, it just had a fresh Vtec conversion! Lol

I wish Civics didnt exist

lmao

Granted* Civics have now been replaced by a new Smart car/Prius hybrid

I wish all women were hot

[Soar]

lmao

Granted* Civics have now been replaced by a new Smart car/Prius hybrid

I wish all women were hot

Lmao... Off topic.. "If a Prius drifts is it called the Electric Slide?" Lmao

[Soar]

lmao

Granted* Civics have now been replaced by a new Smart car/Prius hybrid

I wish all women were hot

Granted, the hard part was making an oven large enough.

I wish I owned my own airplane!

[GirlyGymRat]

lmao

Granted* Civics have now been replaced by a new Smart car/Prius hybrid

I wish all women were hot

Wait what. All women are not hot?!?!?!

Granted. But they are all lesbian.

I wish chocolate didn't have any calories.

[jasc]

Lmao... Off topic.. "If a Prius drifts is it called the Electric Slide?" Lmao

rofl.. this had me crackin up!

[jasc]

Granted, the hard part was making an oven large enough.

I wish I owned my own airplane!

Granted* You now have your very own paper airplane

I wish money grew on trees

[jasc]

Wait what. All women are not hot?!?!?!

Granted. But they are all lesbian.

I wish chocolate didn't have any calories.

Have you never been to Walmart?

Well played

Granted* But now chocolate tastes like dry chicken

I wish rap music died back in the late 90's

[ElDude]

Granted* But AAS now stands for Anal Annihilation Service

I wish I could travel in to space

[Soar]

Have you never been to Walmart?

Well played

Granted* But now chocolate tastes like dry chicken

I wish rap music died back in the late 90's

Granted, now 50 Cent is on the country top 10!

I wish McHammer became president of the USA

[ElDude]

Granted* Now this country is even more bankrupt then it is now

I wish fast food restaurants were the healthiest places to eat

[jasc]

Granted, now 50 Cent is on the country top 10!

I wish McHammer became president of the USA

Granted* Now suits are replaced by Hammer pants and Vanilla Ice is the VP. (Epic!)

I wish Lindsey Lohan wasn't a walking std

[jasc]

Granted* Now this country is even more bankrupt then it is now

I wish fast food restaurants were the healthiest places to eat

Granted* Now fast food joints only serve fat people.

I wish all hot women were required to wear booty shorts year round

[Soar]

Granted* Now suits are replaced by Hammer pants and Vanilla Ice is the VP. (Epic!)

I wish Lindsey Lohan wasn't a walking std

Granted, she's now teamed with the Olson twins selling girl guide cookies

I wish people knew the difference between loose and lose....

[The Bear 79]

Granted* Now fast food joints only serve fat people.

I wish all hot women were required to wear booty shorts year round

Granted, but you've gone blind & can't enjoy "the view".


I wish the TV show "The View" would detonate by way of 20 lbs of C4 on live television.

[The Bear 79]

Not sure if I am doing this right, but here goes.

Granted. But the bears iron man suit is fueled with by product of consuming liquid eggs( and i read that smells just awful in the nutritional forum).

I wish the genie would grant me 3 wishes.

Granted, but in trade, YOU are the new genie.


I wish I could find Girly's magic lamp........

[GirlyGymRat]

Granted, but in trade, YOU are the new genie.

I wish I could find Girly's magic lamp........

Whose got my magic lamp??? I would grant everyone 3 wishes!!! Pity. Send out the posse!

[GirlyGymRat]

the majic lamp has been found and i granted the first wish.....a new avi

Whose got my magic lamp??? I would grant everyone 3 wishes!!! Pity. Send out the posse!

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

the majic lamp has been found and i granted the first wish.....a new avi

Very nice....
I have the same nets on

[GirlyGymRat]

Very nice....
I have the same nets on

pics or it didn't happen

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

pics or it didn't happen

You'd love some of the outfits I do have lol some of the materials consist of latex, leather an steel (she thinks it hot when i put the clasped cage on it).

[Capebuffalo]

You'd love some of the outfits I do have lol some of the materials consist of latex, leather an steel (she thinks it hot when i put the clasped cage on it).

How do you walk with a cage on your foot?

[GirlyGymRat]

You'd love some of the outfits I do have lol some of the materials consist of latex, leather an steel (she thinks it hot when i put the clasped cage on it).

I can only imagine.

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

How do you walk with a cage on your foot?

U might think its another leg, I understand the confusion.

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

I can only imagine.

if only contests on here were women only judged.

[Capebuffalo]

U might think its another leg, I understand the confusion.

With 6 toes? Uh. Ok.